Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

My significant other blamed me for her death (which wasn't my fault) and haunted me throughout the dream - that is, until I became lucid and finally called her out, which led to an epic mortal vs. ghost showdown at her grave-site.

My wife attempted to convince me, in front of a church, why I should go to Mass by reading off a pamphlet she just picked up which listed counter-points to "The Top 10 Reasons to not go to Church"; a counter argument to "wasting an hour of my life each week, performing bizarre cannibalistic rituals, in order to gain the affections of a bearded man in the sky" was not listed in the booklet.

I met the coolest rocker on the planet.

Quarreled with a young kid over a purple sticky hand.
Had a false awakening semi-lucid dream and flew in darkly lit conditions.

Chased by a giant yellow monster that turned out to be a giddy skinhead in a big bird outfit.

I had a dream that I was being attacked by a clown and it was really frightening then I got teleported into a cult cathedral and a guy caught on fire, and then when I got home I looked in the mirror and a giant image of a dragon had been scarred into my back.

I was sitting in a friend's chair and his female dog was relentlessly trying to hump my leg, as if she were male.

I discovered that I had a superpower(the power of duplication) and duplicated my money, then went to the beach with my friend and drowned but was saved and rewarded with a cookie shaped like an emo kid.

Flying ridiculously fast through special warp gates (that boosted your speed) into out of space, i was actually worried I'd shoot too far out and not be able to return.

i woke up in a really good mood after that

a 20 second dream in which i failed to go lucid because i didnt realize it was a dream till i awoke!

A DC informed me the Advanced ToTM was to kill an angel, so I summoned one, placed my hand on his pearly white, robed shoulder, drew my blade, and told him it would be okay as I rent open his chest, slashed through his throat, and drove my katana through his back before finally bringing it out and shoving it into his head; I brought him back to life afterwards, of course.

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

A DC informed me the Advanced ToTM was to kill an angel, so I summoned one, placed my hand on his pearly white, robed shoulder, drew my blade, and told him it would be okay as I rent open his chest, slashed through his throat, and drove my katana through his back before finally bringing it out and shoving it into his head; I brought him back to life afterwards, of course.

OMG that is cruel =(

I had several dreams that I was trying to find somebody.

Found myself in Mama Jeans health food store where there were beds where you could stay the night, which after much consideration and sleeplessness, and my boss in the second bed, I decided to leave and go home to my own bed.

Me and my sister were held against our will on the second or third floor of a mansion, so i had to skin a servant to craft into a rope to climb down to freedom.

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

A DC informed me the Advanced ToTM was to kill an angel, so I summoned one, placed my hand on his pearly white, robed shoulder, drew my blade, and told him it would be okay as I rent open his chest, slashed through his throat, and drove my katana through his back before finally bringing it out and shoving it into his head; I brought him back to life afterwards, of course.

Originally Posted by DarkenedReality

Me and my sister were held against our will on the second or third floor of a mansion, so i had to skin a servant to craft into a rope to climb down to freedom.

Epic.

Flew around the glass skyscrapers of downtown Vancouver at sunset

I was a bodyguard participating in a gunfight, defending the mayor of my high school in a two story building so he could go get coronated.

Yes, it was as weird as it sounds.

Series of dreams in which I (along with friends and family) was trapped in a manson/hotel filled with the ghosts and undead corpses of past tenants; a ghoulish hostess; freakishly surreal architecture, and an enormous reptilian beast, which lived in a lava pit in the basement/dungeon, and referred to himself as "The Angel of Death."

Good times.
/sarcasm

Ate ice cream, got upset about an upcoming Sonic game, had a bath interrupted by vague enemies and Utena references, and couldn't find the dealer's hall at a really weird anime convention.

I was riding train from some soviet union prison to hometown together with my friend (released after 30 years) and met my gorgeous wife at the station.

I accidentally used white wine instead of red wine in a beef stew, went to the moon, ate Klingon blood jello, and met the Metal Gear Solid voice actors at a furry convention.

i fought lara croft.

I was a soldier in world war two. It was narated by a 21 year old american soldier from world war two. Like Band of Brothers or something.

Lightening struck and a giant beast awoke underground.