Thread: Ask Me About The Dutch Language

Remind me of that English dude I learned to say the line "Je zus is een hoer" or something like that. Just pointless bad words. Dutch has some interesting bad words.

Besides that it is pretty funny, but a bit silly in my opinion.

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I am el dutch, if anyone wondered.

Haha, just like "depenisvanjezus" - De penis van jezus, or de pen is van je zus ("The penis of Jesus" / "The pen belongs to your sister").

why do dutch people on WoW say "kekeke"?

And how do I stop them?

they do O_O????

it actually is some kind of east asian/korean internet speak-thingie (as the letter the koreans use for laughter, is the "ㅋ" ("K" in the roman alphabet)... It became really popular in starcraft... when people began to "zerg rush" their opponents (it is used in many strategy games: in stead of building strong units later on, a rush uses a huge mass of small, inferior units to overwhelm the enemy (this was combined in starcraft, with the phrase "kekeke" (just like japanese people use "fufufu", and we use "hahaha"...)
it has now been incorporated into the "Leet-speak"... that internet language used most prominently in video games and in chat rooms.

but hell, i don't know... they think it's cool or something...

maybe you could try killing them painfully or something?



(and, if no-one has noticed already... me = dutch too ^^)

Originally Posted by Ynot

why do dutch people on WoW say "kekeke"?

And how do I stop them?
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Post above explained, but that isn't Dutch, nor has anything to do with it.

no... it wasn't... but if he asks... it's better to answer than to say nothing at all...

right???


and he thought that it was something dutch because all the dutch people in WoW said it... so...

better to share knowledge...

right...

i really need to go to bed now...



yeah...

Originally Posted by TweaK

Haha, just like "depenisvanjezus" - De penis van jezus, or de pen is van je zus ("The penis of Jesus" / "The pen belongs to your sister").
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LOL. Got any more of those funny things in dutch?

"LOL" when heard in the languages of other races (Orcish when heard by a human, etc.) in WoW appears as "KEK".
Thus the idiocy.

Also, how far different is Dutch from Danish?

Originally Posted by PenguinLord13

LOL. Got any more of those funny things in dutch?
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Not that I can think of right now, no. I'm sure there are more though.

Originally Posted by PenguinLord13

Also, how far different is Dutch from Danish?[/b]

Two completely different languages. It's like comparing English to Australian! Just kidding, but they are two totally different languages.

Isn't Dutch pretty close to German?

My grandparents know Pennsylvania Dutch and most times when me and my cousin talk to them in German they can answer us in PD.

Originally Posted by QwinsepiaSquared

Isn't Dutch pretty close to German?

My grandparents know Pennsylvania Dutch and most times when me and my cousin talk to them in German they can answer us in PD.
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Yes. Dutch originates from German, and the Grammar/Vocabulary are very alike.

i thought that dutch evolved from the proto-germanic language, along with all of the other modern germanic languages (including german, and (it's true&#33 modern english), and not from modern german itself... O_o

It's true, but it still originates from German (I never said modern german ).

yeah... you win

Actually Danish and Norwegian and shit also resemble dutch quite a bit. Not as much as German however. Just like how Italian/French/Spanish look alike, thanks to those pesky romans.

Does no-one want to know how to say "sick cow-raping excrement of Satan" in dutch?

and lol @ penis van jesus. I guess that if you say 'de pen is van je zus' in a fucked up manner, it really sounds like that. Also, I would like to thank the previous pope: 'Beehdahnk vuuur die blöoemen" (a fucked up way of saying, 'bedankt voor de bloemen', 'thanks for the flowers you dutch give me every year'. Flowers as in marijuana of course. The pope loved that.

Zieke koeienverkrachtende uitwerpselen van Satan. HAH, BEAT YOU TO IT.

Can't we just say we originate from the Keltic? Those lads were way cooler then those sissy Germans : /

How do you say Distant Early Warning in Dutch?

I need to know how to say, "If you do not immediately cease and desist, I shall be forced to take violent yet appropriate measures, such as ripping your limbs from your flailing torso and beating you about the head and genitals with them."

Thanks in advance!

How close would you say Afrikaans is to Dutch?

It's funny how I posted a Tell Me About the Dutch Language thread a while ago, but it just died. Oh well.

Ik beval kaas!!!

Can you, or any other Dutch person, say "End of the lends and dividends" without pronouncing a [t]? If not, why not?

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I need to know how to say, "If you do not immediately cease and desist, I shall be forced to take violent yet appropriate measures, such as ripping your limbs from your flailing torso and beating you about the head and genitals with them."

Thanks in advance!

Als je niet onmiddelijk ophoud ben ik noodgedwongen om geweldadige maar tevens gepaste regelmaten te nemen, zoals het eraf trekken van je ledematen van je wild bewegende romp, en je hoofd en genitaliën ermee slaan.

Originally Posted by Keeper

How close would you say Afrikaans is to Dutch?

South African is quite close to Dutch.

Originally Posted by •Neko•

It's funny how I posted a Tell Me About the Dutch Language thread a while ago, but it just died. Oh well.

Ik beval kaas!!!

You give birth cheese. Good for you.

Originally Posted by Lamneth-25

How do you say Distant Early Warning in Dutch?

Afstandelijke vroege waarschuwing. What the fuck is that?

Originally Posted by Identity X

Can you, or any other Dutch person, say "End of the lends and dividends" without pronouncing a [t]? If not, why not?

I can, but it doesn't sound right.. at all.

Originally Posted by TweaK

You give birth cheese. Good for you.

Wow, that's got to be a biological first.