Thread: Tell Me Ways To Kill Off My Classmates.

Tip the teacher's desk over on the first row of desks, smashing them. The tops fly off the desks and break some students' necks, but not the same students that were smashed. You steal the teacher's ruler or pointer or something and knock the students unconscious with it, then turn the sink on and flood the building, drowning all the unconscious students.

Wait, you would have to get rid of the teacher first. Do this by leaving a sink on before class, and while the teacher investigates you take out the students. When the teacher comes back, you're ready with a clumsy mace made out of the pointer and the globe.

The plague!
Oh noes!

Steal the teacher's pointer and stab everyone with it, starting with the teacher so as to guard your back.

Grab the big ruler and break everyones knuckles with it. then stab people with pencils, and then break their backs with 25000 page texts books.


Or play Death-jeopardy and wrong answers =death by the paper cutter of doom!

Free Kool-aid

Aids would work.

sharpen a bunch of pencils and then stap ppl in the head with them.

(1) the kid covers another in killer ants so they are eaten alive (2) the kid puts a poisonous spider in anothers shirt (3) the kid pushes a book shelf on another (4) the kid hits another in the head with a fire extinguisher (5) the kid puts a bee in the drink of the kid that is allergic to bees ....

wait a minute are you sure your teacher is going to approve of this story? how do I know you aren't just looking for ways to actually kill everyone at your school?

Because if he really wanted to kill everyone, he'd use a gun. These are ridiculous.

Anyhow, I think it's too late if he's not done already. How'd you do, Brains?

Brilliand, I was joking, but seriously hes probably been put in a mental institute for turning in that story.

Not quite. My teacher said it was hilarious, I got 95%.

You're a failure! That 5% could've been the making of you!

Two words:
Staples & jugular

OR

get a Wii. throw it in the middle of the class. kill off the remainders with the above methid.

OR

fill fire sprinklers' water supply with gasoline. start a fire. RUN.

OR

shotgun
EDIT: Oh damn I'm too late, well it was fun anyway. An who knows maybe I've inspired someone.

Originally Posted by Neruo

Aids would work.[/b]

lol

Originally Posted by Neruo

You're a failure! That 5% could've been the making of you![/b]

If you get more than 1% above the pass mark, you're working too hard! lol

When I was in school, we once used an elastic band to attach an open bottle of water to the ceiling fan. Then when the teacher came in, someone claimed near heat-exhaustion, and asked the teacher to turn on the fan. Chaos erupted shortly afterwards! lol

Anyway If I had posted earlier, my idea would have been along the lines of:

(a) Attach bottle with hydrocloric acid, or gasoline, to ceiling fan (which is off)
(b) Matches, if gasoline is favoured method
© Bag of marbles in hand at back of classroom
(d) Stash of killer ants
(e) Pea shooters with lethal needles as darts

When switching on fan (remember to strike random matches if gasoline is used), set loose killer ants and marbles all over the class room floor. Use chaos to shot darts at teacher and straggling survivors, let marbles and ants do the rest. Oh, and the chalk duster would make a good bludgeon.

why not the quick and simple way? poppa cap in their ass

I know this thread is done, but why didn't you just have the roof collapse?

you could become a suicide bomber and blow them all up

You put on a bullet proof outfit and tell everybody there is a gun under his/her desk, which there is. You say that they need to kill each other and that the last person standing gets to live. Tell them that if five seconds go by without somebody getting shot to death, you are going to mow over everybody with your machine gun. So they go crazy and start shooting each other. You tell the last person standing he/she gets to live, and you walk out of the building, press a button on a remote control, and blow up the building.

Or... Unleash a huge box of starving crocodiles into the room.

By the way, this really is just for something you are writing, right?

introduce them to methamphetamine

Bore them to death.