12/07/2007 - Suttsman vs. Triton

**suttsman** · 12-08-2007 02:39 PM

This is by far my most epic dream I've ever had. I decided to post it for that very reason.

Here we go:
Suttsman vs. Triton
For those of you not in the know, Triton is the God of Water in Greek Mythology. My recall of how I got to this point is spotty, so I'll skip to the good part. I dreamt I was in a blue landscape, with icicles and water everywhere. Then, all of a sudden, out of the water came this huge pile of water shaped like a human face and some arms. It was Triton.

He yelled out "KENNY!" Kenny is my dream name, it must have carried over into this dream "You have unleashed the wrath of Triton!" Then, he turned everything into an infinite ocean. I usually die when water is involved, but not this time. I tried breathing and succeeded, so I realized I was dreaming. This time, Kenny's going to kill someone, you bastard!

I started by recovering some of the land, so I could stand somewhere. I froze a large portion of the huge ocean and flung it at Triton. It hit dead-on, but he broke it all away. Well, water is his specialty...

He fired a huge jet of water at me. I tried something new: Fire! I tried cancelling out the water with it, but it didn't work, and I was bombarded with water. I guess water still puts out fire in my dreams... darn. So while I was being bombarded, I used something more effective: Electricity. I fire it and it goes through the jet straight to Triton and hits him HARD.

This obviously pisses him off, so he summons up a whole bunch of whales! OH NO! I try something else new: Summoning! I summon up a bunch of hunters, and they take care of the whales while I go up to Triton. Yes, whale hunters.

I summon something else: An arm cannon, similar to Samus's in Metroid. I fire the ice beam. He becomes a frozen figure, instead of a water figure. This only slows him down though. He comes in to slam me with his fist, but I act first and fire a missile.

Then, in slow motion, while my internal "camera" (And me, apparently,) goes away, Triton is blown away in a fiery explosion kinda like my avatar. I fly away, triumphantly, then wake up. Oh my, Kenny, you killed a God!

I guess this means I'm the god of water now. Yay! I control like 3/4 of the world! (It's just too bad no one lives there...)

**nayrki** · 12-08-2007 03:45 PM

WOOT!
THats totally tight
I guess we don't get to say "YOU BASTARDS YOU KILLED KENNY"

**Jdeadevil** · 12-08-2007 05:02 PM

Suttsman you rock.

**lonestarx** · 12-08-2007 07:08 PM

dang man, you rock!!! I wish my dreams were that epic, especially lucid dreams. Great recall there bud

**Omnis Dei** · 12-09-2007 05:52 PM

Um... Poseidon.

And Neptune if your Roman.

**Siиdяed** · 12-10-2007 11:51 AM

Triton was son of Poseidon. Wiki says so.

So you've still failed to take on the Big Daddy of the Sea.

**suttsman** · 12-10-2007 01:19 PM

Oh... I always thought Triton was.... oh well. I killed a God of Water. Like anyone else can say they've killed a God. (all in a dream, of course...)

**Siиdяed** · 12-10-2007 01:21 PM

...I thought this happened in a dream?

So I could imagine it and claim exactly the same thing?

Ah.

**Omnis Dei** · 12-10-2007 06:56 PM

Can't even take on the lord of the ocean in your sleep, you have to pick on his son.

Shame!

**Siиdяed** · 12-11-2007 06:57 AM

Haha. You're nothing but a bully, suttsman. I expect Mr Poseidon will be having words with your father.

**suttsman** · 12-11-2007 02:22 PM

lol My last dream was complete irony.

Olympus Office

It turns out you have to file paperwork to be a God. I was in this office building with Zeus and other gods/people like Perseus, Hercules, and other guys. (Apparently Poseidon is dead) I had to sign some contract about how I am to take Triton's place and sign it with a giant pen. (Zeus had to sign too) And now, I'm an official member of the MOGC. (Mount Olympus God Corporation)

**Carôusoul** · 12-11-2007 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by suttsman

lol My last dream was complete irony.

Olympus Office

It turns out you have to file paperwork to be a God. I was in this office building with Zeus and other gods/people like Perseus, Hercules, and other guys. (Apparently Poseidon is dead) I had to sign some contract about how I am to take Triton's place and sign it with a giant pen. (Zeus had to sign too) And now, I'm an official member of the MOGC. (Mount Olympus God Corporation)

This didn't happen.

**Siиdяed** · 12-12-2007 11:30 AM

Yeah, right sutts. In your dreams, maybe.

...oh, wait.

**Carôusoul** · 12-12-2007 04:05 PM

**Omnis Dei** · 12-13-2007 12:40 AM

Yeah okay so now you're Poseidon's adopted sun. That sucks, dude uses a belt to raise his children.

Yeah, I had to take shiva's place, turns out people like to fight back when you try to destory the universe.

**Oros** · 12-13-2007 03:52 PM

Nice

if you're the god of the water then please can you make those stupid boats with oil go out of petrol or something. hate them. i guess it's because of them and us humans that the fishes gets less and less.

**Siиdяed** · 12-13-2007 06:00 PM

I heard it wuz because God hates the fishies.

**Grod** · 12-13-2007 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

This didn't happen.

Good, someone called it.

**suttsman** · 12-16-2007 01:48 PM

Grod: You are an ignorant idiot. Go away. Dipshit.

Sindred: I like fish! IN MY STOMACH!!

**Siиdяed** · 12-17-2007 12:10 PM

I forgives you.

Nice dream.

**Grod** · 12-17-2007 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by suttsman

Grod: You are an ignorant idiot. Go away. Dipshit.

Lol, Carousoul called it, not me. I was just agreeing, this def didn't happen.

Kushna?

**suttsman** · 12-27-2007 04:50 PM

Ah, forgot to add a date for this dream. It was 12/7/07, and link here
No edit button on my post...

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