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Okay I had an LD where I literally killed a god. Opinions?

Originally Posted by The world's best dj

LD Boss battle: Triton

My recall up til this point it spotty, but I do remember some of it. Apparently I pissed off Triton, the Greek God of the seas. (Neptune in Roman mythology) He came up as this huge animated pile of water and yelled "KENNY! You have unleashed the wrath of TRITON!". He then took all the land away from earth and turned it to water. I am underwater at this point, so I try breathing. I do, so I know I'm dreaming. I retaliate! I turn the water to Ice and fling it at Triton. He is hit, but he breaks free and summons a huge water jet at me. So I try using fire on it. (Hey, it's a dream, physics don't apply) It didn't work, (So much for dream physics) so I use something more realistic while being bombarded with water: Electricity! I fire it from my hands and it passes through Triton and hurts him BAD. He gets pissed and summons WHALES! OH NOES! So I send some people who just randomly appeared to fight them, while I take Triton. I summon an arm cannon (like Samus's in Metroid) and freeze him. I use this opportunity to blast a missile at him. Then, in slow motion and in Third Person, Triton dies in an explosion that looks like my avatar. I WIN! WOO! I fell like fricking Kratos! You're next, Ares!

[Edit by mod: Link provided Dreamed on 12/07/2007]