Thread: Dream View's Bar

Originally posted by Lunarian Moogle
*A Moogle walks into the bar.*
*He sees everybody with guns.*
*
*Moogle runs away*

LOL that's hillarious! uhh, anyways back to me..


*Reaches over and grabs a bottle of whiskey and drinks straight out of the bottle.. ( oooh badass.. )

*Needs a drink and, since the bartender is dead, goes behind the counter and takes a glass of milk*
Have any muffins? *he asks no-one in particular*

Death hands Stalker a muffin. It's chocolate with chocolate chips in it.

"SIGH" "WELL I GUESS YOU'VE DECIDED TO RE INTRODUCE ME AT LAST" death smiles and nods at Anima. "THANKYOU FOR THE BUISNESS" he notices the sign. "SINCE I'M NOT THAT BUSSY WOULD YOU MIND IF I TAKE THE JOB?" without waiting for his reply death walks behind the bar, ready to work.

* Xisdence gets out of his car across the street..........walks over to liquid nitrogen tank

* clicks nozzle to -on- position

* steps into bar, cocking handle on nitrogen hose, stopping all actions in bar and bringing all noise to a hault

* defies conscience and releases trigger to soak every member in bar besides bar tender and Anima

( silent frozen bodies positioned in animated styles stand all through the bar, Xisdence walks through..his boots slicing the icy frost remnants)

Xisdence- "ahhh could i grab water thanx mate"

Bar tender- " dont fancy an ale mr........"

Xisdence- "nah ill wait till the others cool off......im happy here quitely thinking to myself....besides...arnt theyre stange facial expressions enough of an entertainment for now"

Bar tender- "hehe yeh funny that........thatll be $2.50 thanx mate"

IM BACK!!

Sry for not posting in ages but i've been on AT a lot.

*Wakes up after a long sleep and immediately start to cough because of all the dust*
Where did everyone go?
*Goes and opens a window to let the air clean the place. Unfortunately the window crashes (to the floor)*

*Tsubasa walks in slowly and looks around*

"Hello? My name is Tsubasa...excuse me, sir, are you still serving? I'm awfully thirsty..."

Leo walks in and then asks for a drink.
Leo: Do ya hav a drink?
Bartender: Yea sure wat so ya want?
Leo: Coke, and make it cold, with ice.
Bartender: Sure thing.
*Bartender makes drink and then passes it to Leo*
Leo: Thanx
*Leo drinks drink and spits it out*
Leo: THIS AIN'T COKE! THIS IS PEPSI!!!!!!!!
*Blows up Bartender with his brainwave powers*
*The replacement bartender walks in and gives Leo his right drink*
Leo: Thanx
Bartender: No prob.

*Leo drinks his Coke*
Leo: Thanx again mate
*Stays there, waiting for someone to come in and talk*

*Tsubasa spies Leo enjoying a long sip of his Coke*

"Oh, Mister Leo, please -- could I have a small sip? I'm so thirsty, but I just realized that I have no money..."

Leo: Hmmmmm *reads mind* yes u seem like a nice person, here ya go
*Hands Tsubasa coke*
Tsubasa: Thank you sir
..........

*Tsubasa takes a little birdy sip and hands the glass back to Leo*

"I feel better now...so Mister Leo, what do you plan to do today?"

Leo: Well i'm hoping to go out on a quest to rid the world of all evil..... wanna join me? Together we can start a whole new thread and rid the world of all evil But we musn't do it here or else we will disrupt the very fabric of space and time that this thread was meant to be! In other words: Join me, start new "quest", and kill evil. You decide

*Tsubasa blushes*

"Well, Mister Leo, I am already on a quest to defeat the evil Ebru Labadon from destroying all of heaven and earth -- so I suppose I wouldn't be abandoning my mission by joining with you. Besides, I believe that Ebru and his minions have everything to do with all of the evil that is everywhere now. Yes! I would very much like to join you!"

*Tsubasa smiles*

Leo:Hmmm well i haven't seen much evil lately so far, so i would like to join you on you're quest to defeat Ebru and his minions! If that's OK with you of course?

*Tsubasa blushes again*

"Oh, I would be very grateful if you did that, Mister Leo! I need all the help I can get...Ebru is very crafty."

*Suddenly, another bartender appears before them*

"Can I get you gentlemen anything else?"

*Tsubasa shivers; the bartender notices*

"Can I get you a coat, sir?"

"Well, I -- I suppose."

*Tsubasa whispers to Leo*

"Mister Leo, I got a chill from that bartender -- I think he may be somehow evil!"

*The bartender walks out and returns with a long coat*

"Here you are, sir..."

*He puts the coat over Tsubasa*

"Thank you --!"

*Suddenly, the coat wraps itself tightly around Tsubasa and begins electrocuting him*

"IIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"

*The bartender laughs dryly*

"Now, I have you, angel boy!"

Leo: Oh damn it!!!
*Leo sends brainwaves at the coat and unravels it from Tsubasa*
*Leo runs for the Bartender and jumps for him but just as soon as he wraps him around his arms he disappears*
Leo: Are you alright Tsubasa? That was quite a shock. I think Ebru has attacked. We must fight back! Come now Tsubasa! Follow me to the land of the Demon Age and we will get rid of Ebru! Once and for all!!!!!!

*Tsubasa coughs*

"Yes, I'm OK Mister Leo...thank you so much for saving me! Yes, let's go! We haven't much time, now!"

*Tsubasa runs out of the bar*

HEY!!!! Demon age is my topic! woot!

*on topic*
*a man walks into bar, slips on ice*
wow, what happened hear?
*uses powers to unfreze everyone*
there you go. hey bartender, have scotch?
*pulls out cigar and lights it*
thanks.
*sips*
well, back to Demon Age. goodbye! ill be back soon........ maybe

*Leo returns back from quest*
Leo:Hey there peeps!
Everybody: Hi!!!
*Walks over to bar*
*Bartender quivers*
Leo: Hi!
Bartender: Arggghhh!
*Bartender runs*
Leo: Um ok

*Tsubasa enters* "Sorry I took so long, Mister Leo!"
*he walk in and sits down, leaning back* "Ahh..."
*notices a glass of icewater on the table* "Hmmm...well, I am thirsty...and no one seems to have drank from it..."
*happily sips water*

"I wouldn't do that if I were you" Stalker says from the dark corner where the window used to be.
*Goes to a table and sits down by it, crushing some glass from the broken window on the way muttering something about "stupid" and "windows"*
"That's not ordinary water"
*Suddenly falls asleep*

*takes glass away from lips*
*looks over at the sleeping Stalker curiously*
*stares at glass*
"Then what kind of water is it?"

*Blorgulox appears out of nowhere*
Says to bartender: Gimme a gin and tonic
Bartender: I'm sorry sir, this bar has no alcoholic beverages
Blorgulox: WHAT?!
*The Bartender's head blows up*
Blorgulox: Woops...
*Replacement walks in*
Bartender: Sorry about that sir, here is your gin and tonic
*Takes a sip out of his drink and spits it out*
Blorgulox: This drink tastes like someone came in it!
Bartender: Sorry sir, I got a little excited, it's my first day
Blorgulox: Oh... I do that sometimes too, well, get me another one
*A while later*
Blorgulox: Shit... Did you get excited again?
Bartender: Sorry sir, I couldn't help myself...
*Bartender's genetelia disintegrate*
Blorgulox: I guess I'll be the bartender for now...

Tsubasa turns his head and observes the exchange between Blorgulox and the bartenders. He grimces at some of the things mentioned. He smiles nervously at Blorgulox as he takes his place behind the bar.

"Hmm...maybe I won't order that Cherry Coke now -- oh wait, I don't have any money, anyway..."
*sighs, leans back*