Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I'm in a royal building of some sort, and I'm assigned to time travel to analyze two people's past, and my means of doing that seems to involve using a cut-off piece of a Cheetos Puff bag, and eventually a bar of dark, jaded green soap.

I spent a stupid amount of time trying to clean nutritional yeast flakes out from underneath my dad's laptop keyboard after I spilt them.

Looking at myself through two mirrors; in the first mirror I was distorted and monstrous, but in the second mirror, which was a reflection off the first mirror, I looked like I did when I was in my 20's (hey, looking young again!), so I kept looking back and forth between the mirrors trying to figure it out what the heck was going on (non-lucid).

I saw a young girl being verbally abused by a grocery store clerk for being vegan and I went to defend her - The girl and I simultaneously told the grocery store clerk to go fuck herself.

+ carousel restaurant

+ crazy kitchen dance followed by walking down the hallway to visit Spain; through customs; descend into pyramid pile of canned fish

+ orchestra fails (percussion stops, strings enter incorrectly in final bar)

+ fence intruder; giant boulder falls

+ blue eyed, red-haired, fat older woman controls others

+ middle-aged couple trying to get it on?

In a classroom I've never been in I talked with people and then went outside to a parking lot to get something out of a grey car.

I was a soldier stationed in Iraq, and we had just discovered Bin Laden's hiding place and were preparing to launch an attack.

I was again a soldier, but this time I had been made invincible by some new drug (Captain America, anyone?), and I was leading a team into an intense firefight.

Violence and fear, not a fun night. Among others:

+ my identity is discovered, my life is ruined; I yell, punch,threaten, and torture [with nasty micro drills] the guy who figured it out to get him to stay quiet

+ entering my room, walking past a stoner girl with a Miley Cyrus haircut sitting at her open door

at least two beacons of light:

+ cooking bacon on an electric frying pan: laying out the strips which start sizzling, picking up a small piece for a taste

+ two scantily-clad HGs posing and strutting around the dentist's waiting room, their mother smiling all the while; one of the HGs "kisses" me on the cheek wearing wind-up plastic "lips" (blue?)

something else:

+ entering a room (mini-theater) where a group young people are watching a show, and actually *are* the show

1. Preeeeetty sure I had a FA this morning. I checked my iPod and it said 6:41am. I closed my eyes for a minute then checked it again: 6:20am. I was awake that time and I kept thinking, 'Damn, I should have RCed!'

2. I went to a fair with mum and my brother, and at one point I had to drink some weird coffee.

3. I was on DV going by the username Silver. I had three new visitor messages and for some reason they were from 2009. (I checked the page out a moment ago and nothing was there. Haha.)

4. Mum goes into some reality show and people make fun of her for saying, "I killed my car!" She and the other contestants were in the cold, metal interior of a tall building and her car was up there; she just forgot to put the hand brake on and it rolled off the edge.

I watched wowcrendor play a game that was a mix of civ 5, age of empires 2, and world of warcraft.

I jumped out of a crashing plane, onto some tropical trees, then jumped from tree to tree and opened some coconuts to drink the yummy juice inside.

I remembered the previous dream and wanted to drink more coconut water so I climbed some giant trees and ended up getting a strange fungus that made mushrooms grow all over my arms at a rate of ~1 cm/sec.

+ driving with wife, she's giving directions, get stuck on hill meridian; playing hide-the-ball-thing with kids who never wait for me to hide it; boy-scout meeting; mountain camp-site, viewing the trees and the lake, see elephant seals

edit nap:

+ walking down a steep dirt road with wife, starts raining, run back up for umbrellas (boy can I run fast, I'm not getting tired, even! Doh!)

+ (lucid for a bit) entering a party wearing torn shorts; realize this is an *awesome* party gonna get smashed, it's like a dream; nose pinch, jump up and down, it's a dream: try to warm up a hotdog on a bizarre electric range.

I helped a young woman prepare to give birth in a peaceful garden, surrounded by friends including ThreeCat.

I was trying to call AnotherDreamer on the phone when I was hit by a giant tidal wave... I was too concerned about my phone getting wet to recognise the impending doom or the fact that I could breathe underwater.

There is dancing, there is sexy dancing, and then there is completely uninhibited sex-imitation in groups of three or more with some music in the background.

I found a beautiful, multicolored crystal and this teacher tried to steal it, but I wouldn't let her, so she threw it into a very deep patch of snow and I dove in and started so suffocate so I left my body.

Receiving a flyer made out of … toilet paper?

Had to do Spirit Banishings for an entire village.

+The word babysits summons kids, IN FIFTEEN DIFFERENT COLORED COATS!

+Cops realizing the word HUMANITARIAN, coming from a black cloud of teeth, tentacles, and acid, DOES NOT mean love for people.

I had a house party, and somebody left a bottle of white wine in the fridge, and thought, "Great, I'll have that later!"

such a long night it's practically all a blur. Two major themes:

+ music demonstration; sports team after practice in the bar; ping-pong

+ gymnastics; part of a super-(anti?)-hero team

Series of dreams with AnotherDreamer where we were exploring the power we have over fundamental elements of reality, like time and nature. (non-lucid)

I was hunting and then another hunter took me to his house which turned into a virtual reality type thing and then I had to have a contest with other people that involved different challenges.

A ceiling panel above this boy starts to bow down from the weight of water from a leaking sink upstairs, and then it lets go, soaking him head to foot with water! He looked at me as if I somehow caused this to happen (I didn't)!