Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

A while back I set up my stereo to play this guy saying, "This is a dream you are dreaming right now". And in my dream I was walking next to a woman that was walking her dog. I could hear the guy saying it and was kind of embarrassed when the woman looked at me, and I said ohh it is just this dream thing.

ugh. i got another one. I went on to dreamviews and tried to get on. but it didnt let me. A big screen popped up and basicly said that i had gotten too good at lucid dreaming so they destroyed my account. Then i had an FA that i got on dreamviews and wrote down this expeirence lol

Well, I had a dream that I was James Bond. In other words- I was a BOY. I am a GIRL!!!

It magically turns from the black of night to the middle of the day...
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I write numbers on a chalkboard and it teleports me....

Im sledding "up"hill...

I was making a boat move on a dried up river with my hands...

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Wow now i do wanna kick myself lol

Originally Posted by Kyhaar

Well, I had a dream that I was James Bond. In other words- I was a BOY. I am a GIRL!!!
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Hahaha this is the best one!

Hey this thread has gone pretty well!

If only i could remember my dreams!

the worst one for me is to wake up from having a lucid dream in the dream world and then carry on with my dream without remebering or even thinking about lucidity...this happened last night aswell, i mean i had no control of the character in my dream after that point even though he/i knew that he/i was dreaming and he (not i) had full control of his body... it w3as so weird...i was concious and lucid dreaming in the most vivid lucid dream that i have ever had and then all i could see was a movie of myself being lucid...

Originally Posted by freefire

LOL that one made me laugh

i had one where i looked in the mirror and i looked like a horse. I thought it was cause i was sad cause my brother got hurt when he dove into a matress.

there was another one where i put on these shoes to go to work, and when i got there they changed into these ungly greenish brownish boots that went up to my knees. I thought that i just didnt notice and that they were like that when i put them on.

There was another one when my little bro came into my room ( he never does that) and started trying to annoy me by breaking these little glass containers that had fish in them. (the only fish i have in my room are in a giant aquarium)

another one was when i went to hawaii and by strange councidence to different friends were there too. Somehow the place looked like my school, and the whole place started to fill up with water. i didnt think this was weired either
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Lol, just last night when i looked in the mirror (in dream) my head was twisted and lopsided, and my nose was around 4 inches long with an enourmous bone off the top that impeded my vision. Somehow i didnt become lucid, and when i actually woke up, i seirously laughed about it. I can still vividly remember what my reflection looked like, lol.

That reflection must have looked very weird!


My most recent flubb of a lucid dream opportunity was just last night (I mentioned in my other post) Some girl I know was in my dream and she somehow became a metal grate. How weird is that? But in the dream it was normal! I felt like kicking myself when I woke up.

I'm thinking I will put one of my recent dreams here because it is probably my most obvious "miss" for lucidity. I was totally kicking myself when I woke up.

Plus, it has a Dream Views Member in it....so extra points.

Here it is as I wrote it up in my DJ:

I was hanging out with Tsen. We were in this car that was hovering high in the sky. And we were taking turns jumping out of the car and trying to fall through these certain grey patches in the clouds. These grey patches apparently had the ability to make you lucid in a dream...so of course that was our goal.

So we'd fall and then fly up to the car to try again.

I'm really thinking I must have missed the grey patches entirely.

This is soo weird, after reading on what people have said on this topic .I missed a chance to become lucid.

Last night I had a dream were I was reading a book on lucid dreams. When I woke up this morning I felt like such an IDIOT. I havnt had a lucid dream yet, and I feel that I absolutely missed my chance last night .I cant beleive I didnt relize that I was dreaming.

Originally Posted by gonnabeathinker

This is soo weird, after reading on what people have said on this topic .I missed a chance to become lucid.

Last night I had a dream were I was reading a book on lucid dreams. When I woke up this morning I felt like such an IDIOT. I havnt had a lucid dream yet, and I feel that I absolutely missed my chance last night .I cant beleive I didnt relize that I was dreaming.
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As I was reading through my Dream Journal, I read up a dream I had where I was talking about Lucid Dreaming and Dram Journals X

I was doing a WILD when a voice shouted "Wake up!". It was really part of the WILD. I've heard voices there before, so I should've known better.

I got shot like 20 times by an airplane and was still alive. I remember thinking, "hey that's wierd", but I didn't go lucid.

I was walking in a park with a friend, when someone threw a frisbee and a dog made a thirty feet leap in slowmotion. I then said, as a joke, uh better make a RC. Then I thought about it, and actually almost made a nose RC, when my friend made a RC by putting his fingers in his ear. This made me forget about it.


I was participating in a secret revolution, seeking to free some wronged people. I was wielding a renessance rifle, and were taking some ppl out, when I see, that an old lady is going in the direction of our hideout. I make a run for it, and stab her with my bayonet in the heart. She starts crying, and I feel guilty and think, that I shouldn't make her suffer. I stabed her in the stomach, and she started saying things like "I've never felt such a pain before" and "what about my family". I then stab her in the throat, but that only makes her cry even harder. I consider the wierdness of her lack of abillity to die for a moment, but my guilt takes the best of me...

I was "driving" on a highway that was more like a lane of water. I was "driving" in a car boat, and my driver and I were splashing through some waves. I look up to the left, and see a motor boat like ours taking off, and comment to my driver: "You know, that looks weird, almost like it shouldn't be possible..." (I'm about to become lucid at this point, when...) My driver, a short, stereotypical bald man, says: "Oh naw, if you think about the physics of it, it makes perfect sense!" I think about it, realize he's right, and agree.

That was a forehead slapper when I woke up, let me tell you.

Last night i dreamed i was on one of my favorite forums and i was reading a topic and i noticed that in my reply my signature had changed and i thought that was weird and i didn't do an RC

I once went from one city to another by train in my dream. I remembered almost nothing from this trip that should have taken me about an hour. Unfortunately, I found some kind of explanation for my memory gap (don't remember what it was).

Once, in this dream, a song was playing in the background from out of nowhere in which the most characteristic lyrics are "most dream are deceptions". This was actually being sung.

Finally, I once had a dream in which I went to sleep in this special chamber designed so that you would have guaranteed lucid dreams if you fell asleep in it. I fell asleep quickly (which I never do, normally) and woke up when I did.

I am the biggest idiot ever i have soo many memory gaps in my dreams, ive been shot in my dreams, ive seen people in my dre4ams with purple faces. i dont know why i never realize it?????????????????????

I was "driving" on a highway that was more like a lane of water. I was "driving" in a car boat, and my driver and I were splashing through some waves. I look up to the left, and see a motor boat like ours taking off, and comment to my driver: "You know, that looks weird, almost like it shouldn't be possible..." (I'm about to become lucid at this point, when...) My driver, a short, stereotypical bald man, says: "Oh naw, if you think about the physics of it, it makes perfect sense!" I think about it, realize he's right, and agree.

That was a forehead slapper when I woke up, let me tell you.[/b]

LOL i can just imagine it. If that happened to me, the next time i had a ld i would find him and punch him. lol

I know this is an OLD thread - almost 1 year -, but i still think it could be continued.

I have to post this from someone eles post!

Originally Posted by tribemaker
Heh, I had a pretty freaky false awakening the other night. Well, not really a false awakening, but went from laying in my bed to an obvious dream lol. Let me explain. I woke up to do a WBTB with a WILD, and didn't make it lol. I was so tired after all the work I did that day, that I just relaxed. I was pleasantly relaxing when the radio cut on by itself. I really should have gone lucid then.

Now, normally I would forgive myself for not going lucid during a radio start like that, but I can't forgive myself in this situation. See, the voice on the radio said this:

"Welcome to the lucid dreaming tutorial station. There are several ways to induce a lucid dream, such as MILD, standing for Mneumonic (I think that's spelled right lol) Induced Lucid Dream, or WILD, which stands for Wake Induced Lucid Dream. Now, seeing as you are dreaming right now, as we speak (*slaps self in face*), I will walk you through WILD to help prove it to you. Step 1: Relax completely until SP sets in. When it does, and I will know, then I will continue."

In the dream, I decided that I was too tired to try to WILD (like I even needed to WILD with the radio telling me that I was dreaming..... . So I rolled over and went back to sleep.

one dream i was flying and i wasnt lucid .. lol

I had a dream this morning in which I read the first words of an otherwise empty notebook. "Lucid dreaming is good for me!"

Another dream this morning I had moved, and my backyard forest was replaced with a lake. I said "I wonder how this will affect my dreams..."

I have more, better ones. I'll post those later.

Originally Posted by Abra

I had a dream this morning in which I read the first words of an otherwise empty notebook. "Lucid dreaming is good for me!"

Another dream this morning I had moved, and my backyard forest was replaced with a lake. I said "I wonder how this will affect my dreams..."

I have more, better ones. I'll post those later.

LOL

I was reading a book in a dream to try to prove to my mum that you can read in dreams, although for some stpid reason i didnt know that i was actually dreaming while doing this test!