My dream house {description}

I have thousands of acres of land well, pritty much unlimited.
my house is HUGE i have my beautiful girlfriend there all the time.
on my land there are farm animals including pigs and even european bison + chickens, but you can walk around and take a bite out of them, some are chocolate others are like chewing gum. my house has a time machine where you can go into the future or the past.
On my land you can hunt fish or have partys.
theres slaves cleaning my house and stuff 24/7 and theres a cook who can create anything you want instantly
thats all ive made up so far.
thanks for reading.
any and all replys are welcome.