Thread: penis pals?

As in actual letters, like mailing them through postal service, instead of email?
I would, but my life isn't very interesting.
Plus I'm still living at my dad's place, and he would be curious. He's probably open my letters.

oh no that would never work, my life is one big adventure, and I send pages ripped from gay porn magazines with everything I mail. everything.
something tellls me dad wouldn't be thrilled

ok FINE guys. saving me postage ):

Hey man, I'll be your pen pal. My life is pretty darn interesting, though utterly structureless.

oh, well...I was being sarcastic when I said my life was adventurous. and when I said I send gay porn, to be sure.

yes I will do it

as long as I can write about random shit
like the dragon that's going to hatch out of the soap in my shower
and the police intelligence that they sat on to stop it talking

how whimsical :B

ok so

who write first?

I'l write first, but I need an address to send it to before I can do that

so give me an address to send it too

and then you can use the return address.