Ummm, sure I'll confess!
Confession 1: My husband knows of my weird lucid dream exploits, but whenever I'm about to get pervy in a LD I think to myself "Oh my god, is it still late enough for my husband to be home sleeping beside me or has he left for work yet? What if I have a dream orgasm but shout out loud and he hears me? So embarrassing!" I've psyched myself out of a lot of good opportunities that way.
Confession 2: My sexual exploits have all been with weird anime men. Everyone's going on about the guy/girl they like in school, or some supermodel, and I'm just like... "I've been through most of the guys from Dragon Ball Z, does that count?" I don't care, NO SHAME.
Confession 3: 50% of my lucid dreams tend to be me sitting on the ground all amazed at the scenery. Like I can't even fathom my brain rendering it all. I'll just sit there and run my hand over the grass like I'm stoned or something. Those are pretty much my lucids - anime sex and acting stoned.
Confession 4: I fantasize about being some kind of awesome prophet through lucid dreams, sometimes I'll call out to God and try to get some kind of cool premonition or sign that will tell me that I'm actually conversing with a deity. ...I'm not even religious in real life.
Hmmm... I don't really have any of these stuffed animal confessions, but I have this foot high vinyl figure by my bed that I'll hug when I'm feeling depressed. That's kind of a stuffed animal?
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