Your dream/sleep related confessions and dark secrets here

**Ashikael** · 08-10-2015 10:25 AM

Ummm, sure I'll confess!

Confession 1: My husband knows of my weird lucid dream exploits, but whenever I'm about to get pervy in a LD I think to myself "Oh my god, is it still late enough for my husband to be home sleeping beside me or has he left for work yet? What if I have a dream orgasm but shout out loud and he hears me? So embarrassing!" I've psyched myself out of a lot of good opportunities that way.

Confession 2: My sexual exploits have all been with weird anime men. Everyone's going on about the guy/girl they like in school, or some supermodel, and I'm just like... "I've been through most of the guys from Dragon Ball Z, does that count?" I don't care, NO SHAME.

Confession 3: 50% of my lucid dreams tend to be me sitting on the ground all amazed at the scenery. Like I can't even fathom my brain rendering it all. I'll just sit there and run my hand over the grass like I'm stoned or something. Those are pretty much my lucids - anime sex and acting stoned.

Confession 4: I fantasize about being some kind of awesome prophet through lucid dreams, sometimes I'll call out to God and try to get some kind of cool premonition or sign that will tell me that I'm actually conversing with a deity. ...I'm not even religious in real life.

Hmmm... I don't really have any of these stuffed animal confessions, but I have this foot high vinyl figure by my bed that I'll hug when I'm feeling depressed. That's kind of a stuffed animal?

**figurefly** · 08-10-2015 12:34 PM

Okayyy, we did a lot of stuffed animal/bed talk didn't we?

So I'm back with a confession. I hide my phone under the carpet or inside a book or leave it in the living room incase I sleep text. Sleep texting didn't happen before but I remember waking up with my phone in my hands many, many times.

Ashikael, these confessions are great!!

**kadie** · 08-11-2015 09:40 AM

I snore. Used to talk in my sleep. Oh and the worst. I keep coke or something sweet by med bed at night. If I just drink water, I start caughing and gaging in my sleep.

**Crashyy** · 08-15-2015 07:43 PM

I always fall asleep while pretending my crush is holding my hands, when in fact I'm holding my own hands (I do this every night lol). And I talk in my sleep a lot apparently but in a foreign language

**~Dreamer~** · 08-16-2015 01:38 AM

I have a similar confession to dolphin:
I slept cuddling a toy dog named Bob for most of my life - he came to hospital with me, moved interstate, and went travelling around the country in a campervan with me.
The only reason I don't sleep with him anymore is because I'm afraid my real dogs would chew him up.

I even had a lucid dream about him! (It's posted here).

**MobianAngel** · 01-24-2016 12:53 AM

I sleep with stuffed animals or more preferably called plushies. I used to have a Sonic the Hedgehog one but now I sleep with a Shadow the Hedgehog. I'd love to get some more to be honest. Some of monsters/enemies from various games, like a tonberry or a koopa troopa. I also prefer large plushes up to over 1 foot in length as opposed to the 5-8'' ones you commonly see across the web.

**PhantasmDragon** · 01-24-2016 06:52 AM

I... I... I haven't been keeping up with my dream journal and I have the guts to give people advice... Also, I delay the time I go to sleep on the days before school... I stay up hoping tomorrow never comes due to my extreme hatred of going to school.

ahaha... ahaha... ahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOOOOHAHAHAHA.... ha.. ha... ha...

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I don't have issues...

**Raswalt** · 02-09-2016 12:49 AM

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had to do it...

**Saizaphod** · 07-29-2016 05:05 PM

I use a t-shirt as a sleep mask. So yes, I sleep with a shirt on my face. But hey it works!

**101Volts** · 07-29-2016 11:48 PM

Once, I dreamed of being Rainbow Dash.

That's not much of a confession now though.

There's another (NSFW) dream which I'd like stopped permanently.

**OvertheMoon888** · 09-15-2016 03:33 AM

I talk to people while I'm asleep...with my eyes open...and I don't even remember any of it the next morning! Haha. The last one I had was two days ago when my husband tried to cuddle me. Apparently I karate chopped him on the forehead and looked at him with dead-serious eyes then slowly put down my hands which were in "defense mode". Hahaha