Your time spent in the kitchen has shown that not only can strange shaped fruit and vegetables hold hidden meaning, but trying to explain them to family members is even more ridiculous, especially considering these same family members talk to their pets as if they are indeed human. This causes you not pain or anxiety, but rather an intense desire to apologize to inanimate objects when someone catches you thinking out loud. Classic sign of neurosis, and I highly suggest you get a colonoscopy asap. |
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