Thread: Tell us something weird about yourself

I often see a dream-like world in my mind's eye while awake and focusing on something. These are not completely random. For example I see a specific street in my mind whenever I chat on DV irc. Talking to a specific person might take me to a different location in my mind. The locations can be real or fictional, but I know them. I think this is linked with my memory, but I don't fully understand it myself.

I have eaten cereal with water on occasion when I have run out of milk, wouldn't recommend it haha. Hmmm something weird about me, well my taste in music is not exactly normal, I also actually enjoy reading some classic novels, Dostoevsky is fantastic.

I really like cold coffee. To be honest, I think it's a lot better cold than hot. I mean coffee that's left to cool to room temperature.

I have never owned a phone. I don't want one.

I like adding sauteed fermented fish to my omelette.

I sleep with my eyes open. In army my friends took pictures of me sleeping eyes open, after that others have taken pictures of it too. I guess it's weird. I sleep fine unless there's too much light in the room. Once I became lucid and couldn't move because real sensory input from my eyes locked me in place. I tried many times to move, but I snapped back to the same room I started from a few seconds later. I realized that I was seeing my waking life room when I didn't have to open my eyes when I woke up. That's why I sleep in complete darkness most of the time.

I can lick my elbows. And my nose.

Some of my sexual fantasies are illegal.. I stress the fantasies part before someone tears me a new one.

Originally Posted by mooseantlers

Some of my sexual fantasies are illegal.. I stress the fantasies part before someone tears me a new one.

^ omg reported and to be deported >:0
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I'm exhausted during the day, and feel wide awake at night.

This was like five years ago but:

During the time when I played an online game called League of Legends, I deleted and re-installed the game 17 times, not being able to break the circle of addiction. The game has 100 million+ monthly players atm too I guess.

Originally Posted by GavinGill

^ omg reported and to be deported >:0

Just don't tell Ryan Laforge

Originally Posted by mooseantlers

Just don't tell Ryan Laforge

lmfao xD

Well I'm a pretty weird person, and as I've gotten older it's become apparent just how weird I am compared to most folks. If I had to pick one thing it's that I am really really coordinated at doing things with my feet. Not only can I pick up a lot of objects but I can also work light switches, open door handles, turn TVs on and off, etc.

What most people find a little bit weird about me is that I'm a fairly successful erotic fiction author, actually one of the Top 5 authors on noveltrove.com. I'm usually very open about it and this sometimes this creates quite a stir.

Ha, Jade!! I do that too. Not as often as when I was younger, but I still use my toes as fingers from time to time (people called me "monkey toes" when I was a kid.

I, too, prefer cold coffee... and hot tea
I can also lick my elbow and my nose
I've also uninstalled and reinstalled games multiple times but couldn't break the addiction (until I just naturally burned out).

Weird about me (other than the above ):
To this day, whenever I climb something, I use my toes and feet (I "walk" up the slant of swing sets for instance).
I suffer from sensory overload which is treated and thought of as anxiety (which irks me to this day).
I wear a Fitbit every day but I'm one of the most sedentary people you'll ever know. I use it to track my sleep
I sleep on a desk and have for some 5 years now. I love it.

Originally Posted by late

What most people find a little bit weird about me is that I'm a fairly successful erotic fiction author, actually one of the Top 5 authors on noveltrove.com. I'm usually very open about it and this sometimes this creates quite a stir.

What name do you write under? I enjoy all forms of fiction, including the erotic variety. It's something I've considered dabbling in myself, but I haven't yet completed anything.

Something weird about me is this habit I have when I'm feeling most anxious, where I take words I see on signs and such, and calculate their "values." To do this, I first take all the "tall" letters in the word (b, d, f, etc.), add them together, and then square that. I do the same for all the "short-stature" letters (a, c, e, etc.), and again for the "sunken" letters (g, j, p, etc.) THEN, I take the product of each of those squares and add those together for a final number. So, the word "yield" would yield the following:

y = 1, squared = 1
i + e = 2, squared = 4
l + d = 2, squared = 4
1 + 4 + 4 = 9
yield = 9

If that makes any sense. I have no idea how I got started doing that, but I guess it does distract me from my wildly roaming thoughts.

I used to dip carrots in my soda.

My favorite food is Digiorno four-cheese pizza, and nothing has ever topped it. Kraft Mac & Cheese comes close, but it loses because reheats are terrible.

I also really enjoy My Little Pony.

I sadly, I'm known to do magic tricks from time to time but, that's all they are, just tricks.

Everytime I have a hiccup I say "Oh gosh".

I smoke big cigars and flick their ash on the floorboard of my work truck while I'm driving. While listening to Steely Dan.

I used to walk like an animal (on my legs and arms) and I still sometimes do^^ I loved animals so much, I wanted to be oneXD so I practiced walking like one since I was a little child^^

I've been trying to spot a certain car registration plate since I was 8-years old.

I thought I was the only one!