Thread: DV Chat Quotes

This guy says lounge.

Lounge.

Lounge!

Ok Lounge it is! If it picks up in popularity again now that irc is fixed, we can vote again for DV Favs.

(I +liked some of y'all posts teeheeeeee) Oh hey, thanks for kicking this off ~Dreamer~

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

Ok Lounge it is! If it picks up in popularity again now that irc is fixed, we can vote again for DV Favs.

(I +liked some of y'all posts teeheeeeee) Oh hey, thanks for kicking this off ~Dreamer~

Awesome, thanks Ophelia!

I'll be sure to check back for more funny material.

I'm voting for Favorites again.

Originally Posted by Original Poster

I'm voting for Favorites again.

Maybe your ass needs to come to chat more. Then there would be more quotable things in here to justify a move to DV Favorites.

Lol OP... I'm voting it stays in Lounge, since the quality of the content is a bit hit-and-miss.
Maybe you can post some hilarious chat conversations to sway me.

Originally Posted by Original Poster

I'm voting for Favorites again.

Maybe your ass needs to come to chat more. Then there would be more quotable things in here to justify a move to DV Favorites.

[22:42] <+Original^Poster> What's green and has wheels?
[22:42] <@OpheliaBlue> well hai Original^Poster
[22:42] <cosmodius95> Original^Poster: my car
[22:47] <@OpheliaBlue> - the smell of old people
[22:42] <AlexaMtz> i have no idea Original^Poster
[22:42] <+Original^Poster> Grass, I lied about the wheels
[22:42] <PKJacker^^> lol
[22:42] <AlexaMtz> lol
[22:46] <@OpheliaBlue> HAHAHAaaaa
[22:49] <+Auron> haha
[22:49] <@Mismagius^^> Lol
[22:42] <cosmodius95> that was lame

Cheating will get you nowhere, you pinfeathered golly fluff!

[00:56] <+original^poster> So a guy wakes up in a hospital paralyzed from the waist down
[00:56] <+original^poster> One day he starts wiggling his toes. "Nurse! Nurse!" he yells. A nurse quickly comes to his bedside to see what he wants. "what is it, sir? " the nurse asks. "I can wiggle my toes!" the man replies. The nurse is amazed. She pokes his toes. " can you feel that?" she asks. "Yes!" he exclaims She pokes his shin. "can you feel that?" she asks. "Yes!" he says again She pokes his thigh. "Can you feel that?" she asks. "Yes!" he says once more.
[00:56] <+original^poster> As it turns out, the paralysis was only temporary. He made a full recovery and led a normal life from then on out.
[01:01] <ccrinbama> LOL
[22:42] <PKJacker^^> lol
[22:42] <AlexaMtz> lol
[22:46] <@OpheliaBlue> HAHAHAaaaa
[22:49] <+Auron> haha
[22:49] <@Mismagius^^> Lol
[22:42] <cosmodius95> that was lame
[22:47] <@OpheliaBlue> - the smell of old people

ratfink

[16:08:42] <+DJPatch999> That's the Magna Carta pub
[16:08:45] <SammyTheSnake> sounds like a pub name
[16:08:47] <@OpheliaBlue> ah cool
[16:08:50] <@OpheliaBlue> what's White Hart?
[16:08:54] <@OpheliaBlue> looks like a restaurant
[16:08:56] <SammyTheSnake> Marston's is a brewery
[16:09:04] <+DJPatch999> correct and correct
[16:09:08] <@OpheliaBlue> coool
[16:09:13] <+DJPatch999> the magna carta is haunted
[16:09:20] <@OpheliaBlue> double cool!
[16:09:24] <@OpheliaBlue> Jack you ever been there?
[16:09:31] <@OpheliaBlue> what's that, Lincolnshire?
[16:09:31] <SammyTheSnake> most pubs are haunted by departed spirits
[16:09:41] <@OpheliaBlue> buh dumm tsssss

[20:50] <@OpheliaBlue> someone keeps tooting in the hall bathroom and I keep loling
[20:50] <@OpheliaBlue> I can't help it
[20:50] <@gab> not lucid
[20:50] <Twocrystalcups> lol!
[20:50] <OneUpBoy71> Ophelia are you in your house right now?
[20:50] <@OpheliaBlue> no Im' at the gocery store and I can hear tooting in my house
[20:51] <@OpheliaBlue> of course I'm at home
[20:51] <PKJacker^> You sure?
[20:51] <OneUpBoy71> haha my bad
[20:51] <@OpheliaBlue> oh ti was Chris
[20:51] <@OpheliaBlue> it*
[20:51] <Twocrystalcups> XDDDD
[20:51] <TheLucidDragon> Just imagine going shopping and stopping like "I sense someone using the toilet"
[20:51] <OneUpBoy71> haha
[20:51] <Twocrystalcups> lmmfao
[20:51] <@OpheliaBlue> lol
[20:51] <Twocrystalcups> XD
[20:51] <TheLucidDragon> My spidy senses are tingling
[20:51] <@OpheliaBlue> there's a disturbance in the force

[20:20:14] <@OpheliaBlue> this channel is cursed
[20:20:22] <@OpheliaBlue> it needs the kiss of a handsome prince
[20:20:24] Mismagius^ adds a decorative lamp

[21:11:18] <Evolventity> doesnt japan make square watermelons too
[21:11:27] <@OhfeliaBlue> haha Isure why not
[21:11:38] <PKJacker^> Yea that's for shipping
[21:11:53] <@OhfeliaBlue> it'll grow to take the shape of what ever it's in I guess
[21:12:01] <Evolventity> mhm
[21:12:02] <PKJacker^> Like most pants
[21:12:04] <PKJacker^> plans
[21:12:08] <PKJacker^> plants
[21:12:08] <Evolventity> plants

[20:28:26] <Jeepy> I want a job someplace where I can tattoo the shit out of myself

Original Poster: "Is it too soon in our relationship to send each other pictures of poops we are very proud of?"

CanisLucidus, after recording his attempt at an Australian accent:

"The long o is SUPER hard, by the way

I hear you say yours and I can't figure out how you make that noise with, like, your voice

I will need to attach a synthesizer to my neck to replicate that"

Mid-conversation, CanisLucidus suddenly says:

"One sec gotta dance to Lego movie theme song"

What a great dad!

[15:09:06] Mismagius^^ [Mismagius^@DV-5158c421.fl.comcast.net] has joined #DVLounge
[15:09:06] Mismagius^ [Mismagius^@DV-5158c421.fl.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Client closed the connection
[15:09:12] DreamBot [[email protected]] has set mode +o Mismagius^^
[15:09:16] <@OpheliaBlue> hey Mismagius
[15:09:18] <@OpheliaBlue> one of yous
[15:09:36] <SammyTheSnake> is there a limit on the number of "^"s ?
[15:11:10] Mismagius^ [[email protected]] has joined #DVLounge
[15:11:16] DreamBot [[email protected]] has set mode +o Mismagius^
[15:11:20] <@OpheliaBlue> what is that little purple phantom doing
[15:11:38] <@OpheliaBlue> ok folks are whining about going to the store now
[15:11:40] <@OpheliaBlue> !away
[15:11:40] OpheliaBlue [[email protected]] is now known as OpheliaBlue|Away
[15:11:42] SammyTheSnake wonders if Mismagius is planning on actually saying anything, or if he's just swinging in and ouf of existence for now...
[15:11:50] <ParadoxOwl> mi SMEG ius
[15:11:54] <ParadoxOwl> Hi
[15:11:55] <@OpheliaBlue|Away> lol
[15:12:07] <SammyTheSnake> *snigger*
[15:12:20] Mismagius [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 90 seconds
[15:12:22] <@OpheliaBlue|Away> smeg
[15:12:26] <ParadoxOwl> smeg head
[15:12:28] Mismagius^^ [Mismagius^@DV-5158c421.fl.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 90 seconds
[15:12:38] <ParadoxOwl> lol rage quit

<spellbee2^> Ugh, I'm gonna go ahead and say it, I'm in a lucid dry spell...
<ParadoxOwl> intelligence ofc yes is attractive
<ParadoxOwl> aww
<ParadoxOwl> damn
<PKJacker^|Asleep> That sucks
<spellbee2^> Dream recall's fine.
<ParadoxOwl> let me help u...
<ParadoxOwl> OMMMMMMMM...
<spellbee2^> But i just can't get the lucids.
<ParadoxOwl> OOOMMMM....
<AlexaMtz> ommmmmmmm!
<PKJacker^|Asleep> Let me give you some if my lucid air
<ParadoxOwl> lolz
<spellbee2^> Are you guys om nomming me?
<ParadoxOwl> yes
<PKJacker^|Asleep> I'll ship it in a cloud
<AlexaMtz> we are chanting, yes.
<ParadoxOwl> u tasty devil
<ParadoxOwl> u
<PKJacker^|Asleep> lol
<PKJacker^|Asleep> !away
--- PKJacker^|Asleep is now known as PKJacker^|Away
<spellbee2^> Ommmmmmm
<ParadoxOwl> Ommmmmm
<spellbee2^> OOOOOH you're right, i taste delicious.
<PKJacker^|Away> Wtf
<ParadoxOwl> heh
<AlexaMtz> yups.
<AlexaMtz> always give it a lick.
<ParadoxOwl> dat ass tasty
<AlexaMtz> OMMMM
<spellbee2^> That's even weirder since I'm definitely on the toilet right now.
<ParadoxOwl> OOOMMMMM
<AlexaMtz> you sure like it there
<PKJacker^|Away> Are you sure
<PKJacker^|Away> Ok this is just weird
<ParadoxOwl> i am the toilet
<ParadoxOwl> ;D
<AlexaMtz> hahaha
<AlexaMtz> this should go
<spellbee2^> Well i find its the best time to chat.
<AlexaMtz> on the quote section of dvs.
<spellbee2^> Lol ParadoxOwl.
<AlexaMtz> i'll make sure.
<ParadoxOwl> whoo pooo poo
<spellbee2^> MAKE IT SO!
<ParadoxOwl> whooo poooo poo
<ParadoxOwl> owl toilet
<ParadoxOwl> ToiletOwl
<PKJacker^|Away> Can't anyone post on the favorites
<spellbee2^> I thought i heard it hoot at me a while ago.
<AlexaMtz> this is one of my favourites right here . lol
<ParadoxOwl> heheh

OpheliaBlue 30 Jul 20:15 "I pinched my balls in a LD yesterday"