Dear Maddam, Whereas I (SammyTheSnake) am a member of DV Whereas You (AlexaMtz) are female, and probably in posession of boobies (subject to future confirmation) Whereas Love is in some usages a noun, indicating a state of more than mild interest I hereby declare my undying love to you (or at least your boobies, assuming they pass inspection) Yours Sincerely SammyTheSnake
