AURON
Merc with a mouth

I remember laying in a foxhole in my back yard. I had my M-16. I shot it a few times.

I also remember crossing the highway, but the path was blocked off. I ended up taking some trails through a forest. Some of the paths were full of water, and alligators were in them.

I remember someone looking at my shoes. (had terrible recall because someone was banging on the mo freaking door this morning).

So like....I'm walking around, and I levitate some news paper. I started making it spin around me, and then I started making it in a smaller circle, like a planet. Some Spanish girl started talking to me. I really don't remember about what. I was so out of it.

(but i'll make the tag anyway)

I'm in my old room with this blond girl. We were watching Jerry Springer, and they had some runway chicks come out, and I kept thinking "they're all men, they're all men, they're all men". You know, just in case they were. Then things got serious. The Blondie is telling me that she really likes me, and she thinks I'll choose her mother over her. Mind you, she's naked in bed, looking hot as all get out, and at this point I'm right over her. I started remind her about how beautiful she was, and got the feeling that she didn't think so. Instead of my usual "are you saying that I have bad taste in women" joke, I tell her that she makes me happy. Just the thought being around her makes me happy. I kissed her. I couldn't help wondering why has it been so long since I had a girlfriend. Maybe because I was waiting for HER. She was so beautiful, and I was flattered by her jealousy. Wait....hold up...... I woke up.

I'm in my bed, with some woman. I can't do much of anything, so I'm telepathically trying to get her to give me a hand job....but it doesn't work.