Moto
Reality Engineer

So, I'm walking around, and suddenly I'm like woah this is a dream! I think, I better make sure, and yep, I can breath through my nose. So then to stabilize the dream, I spin around. The dream doesn't really stabilize, so I spin around on one foot, and just keep going for a little while. Then I stop, the dream is a little dizzy, but its stabilized. Then I'm look around, and there is a couple guys I know, I'm like hey! This is a dream!!! Suddenly a look of inspiration gets on their face. I think, hey, you guys want to go somewhere? They are like Yah, Im like ok. So I get out of the dream, and reinsert myself to make it more vivid and stable. Then I get my phone out, and type "Open portal to somewhere badass", and I click the ok button. A stream of something shoots out the top AND.......nothing happens.

I move to where I see the stream stop, and nothing is there. I'm like Fuck. Then I think for a second, turn around, and say, "This is a dream, wow we almost lost lucidity there for a second". I think again, and say, " I need to find a mirror to make this work". Then the dream ends. Poo.

Wowzer, short end of dream, but intense revelations anyways. I'm trying to cross the street, and there is a bunch of busses, and they are all cartoon like, almost like the ones from spongebob square pants. Then, a huge blast of wind blasted me up WAAAAAYYYY high up in the air. I was almost to space. I started falling, and it was really cool!! There was a bunch of people around me. I looked around, and everything was curved, as if I was inside, or above a bubble- very odd. The bubble was distorted, around the edges it was super curved, so it was more like this.
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Except the bubble was a lot bigger. I tried moving around, and then I woke up.

I was in an airlock to a building, and there was this bird whistling the phantom of the opera. I was with another person, whom I think was Waking Nomad. Then we walked through the building, and Nomad's put on a shirt that had "Curity" written on the back of it, short for security. He said what up to the security guard dude that walked in from the back, and we chatted for a second on where to go. I saw a path in front of some trees, and I said the place was right after that path. We followed it, and their was a lot of people on our left doing yoga in a field. To our right was really green fauna, and trees. We kept walking, and the birdpecker was still singing that song. I started singing it, and the people doing yoga started watching us. Then Nomad did a duet with me, and this weird resonation happened between us in the dream, and it made my whole body ZAP, and my physical foot twitched super fast in real life, and I woke up. Very odd dream.

I was in a lounge type bar, sitting on a bar stool, and there were three monkeys playing the guitar that had blue strings on. I had borrowed a guitar from one of the monkeys, and was playing some great blues riffs I didn't even know I could play. I handed it back when their owner came, one of the monkeys was light skinned. I listened to them for a while, just enjoying the music. Then I said I had to go, and in order to go I had to crawl through the front door, on my side and sort of wiggle through because it had gotten a lot smaller. Then as I was walking down on the street, this guy started choking me. I got stuck in some sort of time loop, and was choked over and over and over again, dying again and again and again. Overall, I liked the bar, but the choking was bad.

So I was in my room, and I became lucid by pinching my nose RC. I did this weird technique to stabilize, where I pushed my hands in front of me, looked at them, and sort of reset my field. I decided from previous analysis that I was going to rip apart the ceiling( which was 16 foot high) to look for weird snake like things. I jumped up, and for some reason, I jumped right to the ceiling really easy. I grabbed the ceiling with my monstrous right hand, and ripped it out like it was cardboard. There was this black chord like things in the ceiling. I kept on ripping up the ceiling by jumping up, and the dream went to black, but I was still lucid. I did my best to make another scene, but I ended up falling asleep.

Note to self: next time wake up when dream fades, then reenter idiot.