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Fragment 1
I'm Vladimir Putin's daughter. I'm a child, maybe around 11 years old. My father and I are standing on a grass field, the day is grey. A huge truck pulling a wagon with a big rocket (missile?) on it passes in front of us. Putin looks at me, smiles and says: "Trump also has one".

Dream 1: Dish Washing
It's the marriage anniversary of the Queen and her husband. Theres a parade through the city. The Queen and her husband both ride motorcycles in the parade. We arrive at the party venue. I am apparently working in the kitchen. Nobody seems to take care of the dishes, so I start doing this. Through the door I can see a hallway and the entrance to the bathroom. The Queen's husband comes into the hallway and heads towards the bathroom. He looks sick, constipated and he keeps rubbing his thighs. When he returns from the bathroom I ask him if he's okay.

"These trousers are extremely tight!" he says.

He leaves and I keep washing the dishes. I have trouble finding the right trays and making the forks and spoons fit inside the dishwasher. Also the drain is rather clogged. My superviser enters the kitchen and tells me off because some plates are still dirty, even though I didn't even wash them yet. I feel that this is very unfair.

Fragment 2
I'm a young woman who doesn't like the smell of the bug spray I'm using, so I mix it with my perfume. I wonder if it is still effective.

Fragment 3
I'm looking through Dumbledore's desk (very ratty-looking desk btw), searching for something, worrying if he will come back soon.

Fragment 4
I'm attending a lecture. The teacher is my old high school teacher. He's trying to climb over a wooden barrier while teaching. There is a projector screen. He asks me about the meaning of a joke in the film he's teaching on. I see flashes of the film, and of my friend telling the joke. I say the point of the joke is that the guy in the film finds himself. My teacher says: "Yes, but also about his virginity".

I'm suddenly outside the lecture hall. It's a forest with a field in the middle. There's a double wired electric fence around the field. A young boy is playing underneath the wires. I try to persuade him to get out from under there, because my teacher is right now doing something that will turn up the electricity. The boy leaves and I follow him to a clearing containing a car with the trunk open, a man (the boy's father) and a woman (his sister). I feel that these are not good people.

1. A Troll on the Farm
I'm at the farm, in the old stable. N is milking the cows with an old fashioned hand machine together with some girl. My boss O is doing something in the deep litter. Suddenly a young woman with long black hair bursts into the stable and yells, Quirrel style: "A troll in the dungeon! There is a fucking troll in the dungeon!" And then she runs away. The troll crashes in, it's huge and coming for me. I run around for a while, sometimes losing the troll, but it keeps pursuing me. I see my friend J, and she runs with me. "I have a plan" she says, "we're going to drown it in slurry!"
"But how?" I ask.
"We're going to pump the stable full of slurry, come on!".
I lose her, but I run to my boss, who is still in the deep litter, next to a tractor. I explain the plan to him, and he immediately turns on the pump. We climb into the tractor to be safe from the slurry, which has started pouring in. I see the troll and know we're going to succeed. But, just before the dream fades out, I think: "Wait, what about the cows?"

2. Fragment
Driving in a tractor to town with O. He's driving. Two people are on the road, first a man and then a boy. We very narrowly escape hitting them, and we are very relieved.

3. The Monster Fighters and the Secret Hideout
I'm trying to become friends with a guy, but it's difficult, because he is in a tight knit group of friends who have defeated horrible monsters twice (like in Stranger Things). At some point I get him to show me a secret hideout though. It is an underground bunker, but the back room has a window near the ceiling where light comes in. I climb up to look out, and it turns out that this part of the bunker is actually in the sea. I can see a sail, and I know that the room can be transformed into a kite board for kite surfing. I do that And I take it for a ride. Great fun.

4. Avocado tree
I'm in my childhood home. A woman has bought some of our land and now owns the side garden. She has a lot of people working there, turning soil and planting exotic trees and other plants. She gives me a couple of young avocado trees to plant. I try to find a spot, but the garden is pretty crowded with plants and people. I finally find somewhere and starts digging a hole. But the woman comes and says that it is too close to another tree. I can't find another spot though, everything is close to another tree!

5. Eyelash Elephants
I'm in a quite bare room. White walls, floor and ceiling, and no windows. I think I may be imprisoned, but I'm not distressed. There are shelves with some books and knick knacks on the walls. I look at my hand and see a little black spot under my skin on the palm. I press it out with two fingers. A little clump of black hairs come out of the hole and unfolds into a tiny stick elephant that seems to be made from these black hairs which mostly resemble eyelash hairs. The little elephant walks up my finger and onto a shelve. I'm amazed! I look for another black spot, and I find one. I press out another little elephant! I consider starting a zoo.

6. Fragment
Some eggs are on the barn floor, next to a hole through to the cow barn. The eggs start breaking and ducklings come out. The new born ducklings scratch wet straw down the hole. One duckling falls down the hole with the straw.

1. Knight Battle
I'm a commander of an army of knights. The dream is like a computer game, where my knights shine blue (even through obstacles) and the enemy knights shine red. I'm not doing much quality commanding, I'm afraid to say, but somehow we win anyway. There is only one enemy knight left in the end. We chase him onto a bridge where we kill him rather aggressively.

2. Fragments
I'm at the school. I shop for used clothes. I eat ice cream. I eat dry pasta, uncooked. I talk to little K.

3. The Japanese Drug Fish
I'm on a road trip with the school, on a bus. We drive past some trees, and I'm amazed that some are absolutely loaded with dark red apples. I'm point it out to my friend C, and he is equally amazed. We drive to somewhere where we will spend the night. I'm sharing the room with C and with another student AC. AC sets up an aquarium, and proudly tells us that he's brought some "special" fish. Apparently they are a type of Japanese fish that excrete a substance which can get you high. C and I are not too impressed, but not too surprised either. This is AC after all...

4. Fragments
I'm Harry Potter. Something with a feeding bottle. Riding a dog (a big puppy actually) that later told me it didn't mind being ridden. My room being incredibly messy. Putting on a shirt made in Tanzania.

From 08-03-2018

1. The woman in the tent
I'm a woman in my late twenties or early thirties. I used to be just a normal copenhagener. But for some reason I have had a psychotic break down, and now live in a tent in some abandoned place in the city. My POV shifts from 1st to 3rd person, so sometimes I can see the absolute squalor I'm living in, with old food (vegetables and goats cheese) rotting away in piles in the tent and mad drawings decorating the sides. But at other times I'm in her head, living her life, and then everything is different. I am then a party girl attracting all the men. For example I'm at a party at a hotel with a handsome guy, but another catch my eye, and I convince them both to come to my hotel room. Scene ends when I accidently get into the elevator without them. All the while I'm in the elevator I can hear two guys having a merry time in the neighboring elevator.
At some point my psychosis wanes a little and I see that a friend of mine has come to "rescue" me. It becomes very important to me that she doesn't discover the extent of my misery, so I joke with her, telling her that I just had a minor stress-related break down and went to live inthe tent to get closer to nature. I'm afraid she might look into the tent, because now I can see how disgusting it is, and there is no hiding my craziness if she sees my drawings.

2. Cows
I'm at the farm. A lot of people are around, because apparently the farm is also a school. My old teacher is there. I'm going to an exam later. Many of the cows have udders that are cracked through the middle like half-opened walnuts, and I'm very worried. I ask my mom to do something, but she is too busy making up something to heal their feet.

3. B2

4. The young witch
I'm a young witch, Harry Potter style, maybe around 13 years old. I'm at a party at Bag End (the Hobbit). The Weasleys, Hermione, Bilbo Baggins and a priest are also attending. I get drunk and make out with someone, but I can't remember who. The next day at breakfast I imagine it was Bill, because I think he is handsome. Hermione says that Bill gets around a lot, and to defend his honor I swear at her. The priest hears me, and spend the rest of the day convincing me that most women are sinful and useless and I am of the worst kind. In the end I'm writing pages in my diary about what a worthless female I am.

From 07-03-2018

1. The burning container ship, dying and becoming a ghost
I'm a worker on a container ship. A horrible fire has started on my ship. The only thing to do is leave on the life boats. I fall into one of them. I hurt my self falling. Dream changes. I'm in a car crash, and I die. I fly out of my body as a ghost. I see a wildlife camera and know that I've been recorded.

2.
I help catch two horses.

3. Secret agents
I'm Fury from Avengers. I am having an affair with another secret agent called Melanie. She is abducted while we are on a seemingly slow mission somewhere rural, working together with two local secret agents. I send the two local agents to retrieve Melanie, but they fail.

4. Many people in my house
My childhood home has turned into a place where people go for holidays. There are many people, and it is very difficult to get to use a bathroom. I open the door to the downstairs bathroom, and there is a girl sitting on top of the sink peeing in it. I quickly close the door, so she doesn't notice me.

5. Heath Ledger in my store
Heath Ledger seems to be working in the grocery store. I buy two bags of candy and offers him some from one of the bags. He eats it all and also the second bag. I do not get annoyed with him.

6. Slime aliens
I'm having a thing with a guy, who at some point sleeps with another woman and then gets possesed by a very slimy alien.