realdealmagic
I <3 Unicorns 4evuh!

I get woken up by my two friends, Jen and Laura, getting up and leaving my room. This is a false awakening. I get up out of bed, and do a nose pinch RC, and lo and behold, it works!

I get out of bed and try to get Jen to come back by grabbing her arm and saying her name, she just looks at me funny, then walks away. I notice I only have underwear on so I decide to try to get myself some clothes by shutting my eyes, imagining the feeling of the clothes on my body and how they will look, and telling myself that when I open my eyes, I will be wearing clothes. I open 'em, and nothing. Still just me with underwear.

When I closed my eyes and focused on the feeling of my "clothes" I noticed that my legs felt light, as if they were being held up by my upper half, like they are just hanging, but having me still stand on them. I use this feeling to try to levitate, build up my courage, and lift up both my feet off the ground, knees to chest. I slowly float to the ground.

Okay, so not levitation, but not far off!

I come back into my bedroom and put on my jeans, and have a look out my window. I see that it is wet outside, but not raining. It's been raining recently. I think about going outside to see if I feel the cold in the dream, but then I notice my computer screen is on. I get sidetracked. I look at it to try and see if I can notice the ever-changing-text-phenomenon in dreams. The website that's up looks like the DV Forum, only with the main colour as orange. The design reminded me of 4chan.

One of the threads is called "Barry's Dreamsomething'"". I can't remember what the "something" was. Anyway, I look away, then look back, and the order of the words has changed. Same words, different, incoherent order. I do it again, and they've now changed to "Barildor" something-or-other. Yup, I don't know. What I do know is that my experiment worked, so that's fun.

I remember the General Competition task of trying to put your hand through a solid object, so I decide to try with my wall. I walk over to my wall and place my hand on it, and push as hard as I can while also trying to be gentle (I don't know, it's hard to explain). As I push, instead of my hand going through the wall, the whole wall moves in position. As I move the wall, the whole room shakes.

I wake up.

I wake up after Dream 1 of today, and think, "Oh, I should write that down!" I look at my notebook and can't be bothered, so I think, "I'll type it up instead." I look at my computer which is open on my bed, and then somebody walks into my room.

We talk about video games for a bit. She says something about one of them "Not moving with the computer." I say, "What?" She says, "Y'know, it's like always facing the screen."

I have to get ready to leave, but find it impossible to find any of my school clothes. I dunno where they've went.

I wake up.

I am on holiday with my mum, stepdad, brother and sister. I go on a bike ride, and go over this bridge.

The bridge goes over a river. It is made of concrete, but I think it's too narrow for cars. There are railings along each side.

Anyway, the dream skips, and I'm on my way back from my bike ride off of this bridge. I sit my bike down - the grass is in bad condition, very patchy - and go and sit next to my family on the river bank. My mum is on my left. Beside her is some other woman I don't know, about a metre away also sitting at the river bank.

My mum says "Oops!" and picks up this Jellyfish which has been sitting on the bank and puts it back in the water. I ask what happened, and she says, "It's like a box. If you just put the box in it won't work, you have to let it get used to it."

Then I wake up... Or do I?

I am in a silver sports car with my friend driving - it's a two seater. We are driving along a country road with a forest either side of us, and a cobble wall on each side of the road. It's quite thin - about 1 and a half cars wide.

We come up to a turning, but just before it I see a bus coming towards us (I thought we were going to crash) then we turned left into this garden of sorts. The bus turned after us. There was a balcony/decking in the garden, it had brick walls, and a big house on the left. People got off the bus and went inside to the house.

My friend and I stayed outside for a little longer and then went inside. People were all sitting at round tables. The walls were bare brick and the ceiling was basically the roof. It was very tall. At the opposite side from the door of this single-room-house, was a small stage.

My friend and I went up onto the stage and I shouted out loud, "I, am, funny!" Everybody cheered, and then my friend said something and they all stopped and stayed silent. I was leaning on a radiator, having being able to lose my balance really easily. I assumed from my speech that it was some sort of comedian's club.

When I was leaning on the radiator at the side of the stage, some guy came up to it and started to unscrew it. I said "Don't unscrew it, I'm leaning on it!" He replied, "It'll be fine, don't worry about it. I gotta unscrew it," with a smile, continuing to unscrew it from the wall. I stopped leaning on it after he'd finished, and he said to me with a O_O face, "Shit. I just lost my ring in the radiator."

I shouted out loud, "Shit! Everybody out! He dropped his ring in the radiator!" and we all ran outside. I dived to the floor, curled into a ball facing the ground and covered my ears. I looked at my friend to my left and he was just laying on his side. I said to him, "No, you gotta do it like this!" and corrected his posture into the one I was in, then resumed to my position.

The dream scene shifted to one of us all outside. Most of the people were my age, and the building was burnt out. The guy who dropped his ring in the radiator walked by saying something like, "I've got to go and clear the demons out of there."

I walked over to the wall of the balcony. On my way, Jessie J was in the middle of the patio sitting on a chair. I stopped when she said "You really want her?" gesturing towards someone at the wall. The girl at the wall said something really bitchy, and I turned to JJ and said "Nah, I'd rather have her..." pointing to another girl. She nodded.

I walked on and stood at the wall. There was a girl facing it, knees slightly bent, but not too much. I stood at the wall for about 30 seconds before she looked at me, disgusted, "Excuse me, I'm in the middle of a pee here..." I looked at her and went, "Oh, sorry..." and went and stood at the corner of the walls; where the walls met.

I looked over the wall, having to lean on it on my belly. It was a high drop, down onto leaf litter. It was all wet.

Then I woke up.

I'm really not doing well in keeping up with these.

Last night, I didn't get much, only this small fragment:

I am in my bedroom next to my drawers. I reach down and pick up a remote to go and replace the batteries. I remove the back casing, and take the batteries out. They're small and blue, short and fat type things, and under them on the remote it says "RAA" as if that's a type of battery.