Me and my friend Mack went to go play basketball. We tried to get next, and everybody told us no. I went to my Digital Media class, and my old Physics teacher was teaching the class instead. I had to sit by a bunch of weird kids, since I got there late and all the spots were taken. We went outside into the school to work, and a girl handed me a cantaloupe. I forgot what it's purpose was for, but I dropped it and it split all over the place. She laughed and said it was okay. She def liked me lmao.
I went back into the Digital Media class, and this kid sitting next to me (the reallllllllly weird one) looked at my friend Dylan, then ran his finger across Dylan's throat and said "Your neck looks fake, Dylan."
Me and Dylan laughed really awkwardly and said okay, because we were afraid to do anything else. He pretended to slice his neck again, then eat it. Once again, he said his neck was fake.
I said, "I agree man!! You pranked him!", because I wanted to get on the kids good side just in case he shot up the school or something. (Gotta make a connection with the Eugenes hahahahhah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaY-DY3o-T0&t=4m19s)
Me and Dylan then immediately dropped Digital Media after that class was done because the kid was so creepy. I told my teacher, and he said I was taking this too far. The girl that liked me jokingly said, "you won't be missed."
FA TO LUCID DREAM I
I was in my room, and I had just woken up. My TV was on my night stand instead of the dresser.I recognized I was dreaming. I went outside of my house, and I was in Alaska. There was snow everywhere and it was freezing. I tried to make it so that I didn't feel coldness, only heat, but it didn't work. I zapped people with my powers, and shot lightning at the people that tried to fight me. I tried the Kamehameha from DBZ and it worked. I think I got too excited, because I woke up after the Kamehameha worked (not really, just another FA)
FA TO LUCID DREAM II
I had another FA in my room. I'm not sure how, but I knew I was still awake. I went to the basement and decided to go out the back door. Evan was there. Since I had great control in my last dream, I tried to fly. I jumped into the air and immediately fell back down, and belly flopped on the ground. I tried to superjump over the fence, but it didn't work. We were on the driveway playing bsaketball. I was really just fascinated that I was talking with something that was a product of my brain, and that everything I was seeing was being created before my eyes in realtime. It was just really cool.
"I'm asleep. This is a dream. But, does that mean you're asleep too, and we're having a shared dream, or are you a figment of my imagination?" I asked him.
"I'm not real." He said, and was silent for a couple seconds, "I'm a figment of your imagination. After you wake up, I'll cease to exist."
"So, are you my subconscious?" I asked him.
"No, not really. Just a part of your dream. I have no real importance. I won't even be in the dream for very long. I'm not essential to anything, for the most part." He replied.
This, again, fascinated me.
Two girls in the neighbors house came outside, and stuff happened. I then walked to my friends house, and although she wasn't there, there were still girls there, so more stuff happened. Dream faded.
I was laying in bed. I heard my parents arguing downstairs. I didn't have the energy to move. (not like I was just being lazy, like, I literally couldn't move. Everytime I tried to, I was just too exhausted and I had to immediately stop.)
I was finally able to push myself onto the floor, but I couldn't get up. I thought I was awake, so I initiated a DEILD.
FA TO LUCID DREAM III
The DEILD worked, even though I was never really awake. I was now laying in the floor of my kitchen, and I heard Sayid and Jack from lost yelling my name outside of my house. They were looking for me, like I had gone missing. I yelled to them that I was in here, and Sayid came in and found me. He told me they'd been looking for me for a long time, and asked where I had been that whole time.
"I'm asleep. You're not real. This is still really, REALLY, cool though. It's like I'm actually talking to you.
Unlike Evan from my last dream, he didn't just admit he wasn't real.
"I do not know what you're talking about. The Others must have brainwashed you. Come on." He said.
We stepped outside the garage door, and instead of entering my garage, we were on the island. I turned back, and the door was gone. I immediately lost lucidity. There were 3-4 trapezes on top of each other, amounting to being probably 80-100 feet tall. Anna Lucia and I went up them, because we needed a vantage point for something. I looked around at the island from the top of the trapezes, and I woke up. (for real, this time).
I was in an arena, although it was mostly empty. It was a hockey arena, but they were playing soccer. I had a blue kick ball, and I threw it down to them, so that they could use it. I left the game and went home, and all of my relatives were at my house for Christmas dinner. We needed the ball for something, so I went back to the gym to get it. My girlfriend in the dream went with me. We made characters to go get the ball back for us, and we gave them red skin to look like aliens to try to scare the soccer players into giving the characters the ball. The red skin just looked like they were wearing a red shirt, so it didn't scare the soccer players.
We never got the ball back.
At multiple times throughout my lucid dreams, I just remember looking around in awe at the world around me, and how, well, realistic it looked. Everything was such high quality, and so vivid.
It was really amazing.
We were at a fancy hotel. My dad checked us in. He was on the 7th floor, me, my mom, and my sister were on the 1st floor. There was a window on the ceiling of our room so we could see the sky. We saw two planes collide with each other then crash into the building. The building caught on fire. Me, my mom, and my sister got out fine, but we saw a diagram showing where the fires were, and they were on the 7th floor, where my dad was. We thought he was dead, but then he walked out of the snack bar on the 1st floor, and said he was down here to get some chips when the planes crashed.
I told them I would never go on a plane ever again.
I was at school. A plane purposely crashed into our school, and everyone ran away. I ran to my car, and my friends Erica and Kaleb were in the car already. I took a wrong turn in the parking lot, but finally we got out. We were in an alleyway outside of the school, and we found Kaleb's dog. Right after this, another plane hit, and some of the wreckage landed right next to us. We started driving again.
We found a bunker, like the hatch, from Lost. We went inside. Suddenly, my vision changed, and I was seeing what it used to be like, instead of what was actually going on right now. It was a torture chamber, with people chained up everywhere. One person escaped from their chains and attacked me, and I killed him, then executed everybody else. I was now back in present time, and there was one person in there. We killed him. I barricaded the door to the hatch, and went to the basement. We played Dead Rising 2. I was watching Birdman, and suddenly I wasn't with Erica and Kaleb anymore, but I was with Anna Lucia and a guy from work. They said Birdman was hilarious.
I was at school, in math class. My math teacher awarded a girl a prize for being a good student, and it was a trophy. The trophy was a naked statue, and a kid in my class, Josh, thought this was funny and laughed. My teacher got angry at Josh.
"I don't come fuffing (i specifically remember him saying this, because I woke up and died when I thought about it because of how stupid that word is. He's never even said that in real life, I don't think anybody has. Don't know how my brain came up with it.) around in your class, Josh, so don't do it in mine."
"Are you fucking kidding me, Josh, what's wrong with you? Why are you like this??"
Stuff like that.
Josh got up and unzipped my teachers jacket, and he yelled, "Don't unzip my jacket!" with three or four students holding him back from fighting Josh. There was a huge crowd around them, and my teacher got past the people holding them back and started beating Josh. Lots of people were recording it. It was funny.
This is more than likely connected to the second dream.
I was playing with 2k with Anna Lucia. I did a spin move, and got right past the guy on the other team, then did a 360 over his teammate. The guy that I dunked on was fat, and he yelled through his mic, "EXPLOIT AGAIN AND I'LL HACK YOU."
Anna Lucia and I died laughing.
I was in an apartment. Sawyer owed Kate money for an apartment, and showed up there. I told him he was at the wrong apartment and Kate had given him the wrong address. Sawyer let out one of his famous "SON OF A BITCH." (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_YHV5fdUiQ) and then launched into a story about how dogs, and how they have completely identical DNA, but they look different.
I was playing 2k with a guy named LarryPie. He was a Superstar 2, and a Superstar 3 wanted to play with him, and so did I. I was only Allstar 2, so he chose the Superstar 3 instead of me. My friend HanBin asked me about Abby, and said he wanted me to give him her phone number. I told him no.
I was in NYC. The car I was driving was really a dolley. I would slide around on it. I came into a parking lot and saw a person selling pizza out of a cart. I got off the dolley and pushed it into a parking spot and bought some pizza. I was then actually driving a car around NYC, thinking how beautiful it was.
I was on Snapchat and I opened Madi's story. It was a picture of her with the caption "anybody want to hang out?" as she normally does. As usual, I just moved on from her story and didn't send anything to her. A couple seconds later, she updated her story. It was a picture of her again, with the caption " *my name* I SEE YOU WATCHING MY STORY ANSWER ME LMAO *laughing emoji* ".
I sent her "lmao sorry." but accidentally sent it to Darius, someone I never talk to.
He responded with "wtf man", or something like that.
I sent him "My bad bro 7s." (the 7s was supposed to be the laughing emoji)
I was in the basement while all of this happened, and my mom came down. She told me to go up to my room and get all of the water bottles and pens and pencils out of my room, and that they're disgusting.
I was at work, and there was a big stall sort of thing in the middle of the store. It was a shower. I realized I hadn't showered before coming to work, so I went in to take a shower. There were holes in the walls so I was afraid people would see me. The stall was divided into one half. My half was the shower, and then on the other half was a little girl singing Christmas songs to the customers at the store. After taking my shower, I realized that I had tickets to a New York Knicks game. I went upstairs in the store, where the arena was. Upstairs was very weird in the dream, nothing like my real workplace. The power was out and it was very dark.
I went into the bathroom upstairs to get something out, and I ran into someone from school. I left the bathroom and entered the arena. There were two AAU girls teams playing, and there weren't many people there. I sat down, and a girl from one of the teams came up and talked to me. Two kids from my school joined me, Cooper and LaMarcus. We were talking about the Celtics and the Knicks, and I was trying to convince them that the Celtics were good. I was telling them about Isaiah Thomas, and Cooper said the only reason he was good was because he was short and didn't weigh much.
There was a picnic in my backyard in a foresty area. I was on my phone, finding music to play, because I thought it would make the party more fun. I played Good Morning by Kanye West. (it was actually remarkably accurate, sounded a lot like the real version). My sisters boyfriend was there, setting up a picnic table. I went over to help, but I got a splinter from a tree. It hurt really bad. I looked down at my hands to take it out (fuck me, I looked at my hands for at least 20 seconds and didn't become lucid.) and whenever I touched it, it became very fragile, and was very similar to a eyelash rather than a splinter. I pulled it out and my finger began bleeding. I laid the splinter on the picnic table, and it was roughly 3 inches long.
I was inside of a video game. There were multiple GUIs in my dream showing me ammo, health, etc. I was holding a mini-gun, walking around the map killing people. I was apparently good at the game, because the other people couldn't beat me. I was playing an elimination type game, e.g., you die, you're out. A kid from my biology class, Hunter, was the last one on the other team, and I was the last on mine. I came up behind him and shot him a ton, but his health was barely going down. Someone on my team yelled out to me that he was the best player on their team. I was following him around the map shooting him, and he was just running. He ran inside of a building, then up a flight of stairs. I was in close pursuit and ran up the stairs, but he was waiting at the top, and jumped over me, then began running back down the stairs. He couldn't kill me, but I couldn't kill him either, because he was running.
I was doing a freelance job for somebody with my mom. We were doing something on the computer, and we were on a program where we had to sort various foods by number. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 of each type of food. The girl who hired us said something to me, and I my response was sarcastic, so she fired us.
I was at some sort of rodeo for my sisters school. it was a convention of sorts. It was mainly outside, and there were lots of people there. For some reason, there were lots of rugs strewn across the ground as sort of mats to walk on.
I was at a grocery store with my mom and sister. A lot of the food was laying on the ground, and the store was a mess. There were gorillas walking around with carts, and there were mostly bananas inside of them, but some other food. I was scared the gorillas were going to attack me, so I tried to avoid them. For the most part, the gorillas were shopping rather normally. By the exit of the store, I saw somebody that I work with, Andrew. He knew my sister somehow, and they hugged, like they hadn't seen each other in a long time. My mom hugged him too. I said hey (not about to hug this mannn) and he said hey back.
Fragment One/LD: Grandma Attacked By Demons
For some reason, I was with a woman who in the dream was my grandma, but I have no clue who she is in real life. I remember doing tedious tasks with her during the day, like gardening, putting groceries away, etc. I don't remember anything vividly or that specific. (This is when I start to remember the dream) The dream is a huge blur from there, and then I'm up in my bed. It's very late, when all of the sudden I hear the music that plays when the Irish poltergeist from Insidious enters. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW2THrzAr6c) It was coming from my grandmas room. Apparently, in this dream, I was not very heroic, so I turned and sprinted down the stairs and out into my front yard as fast as I could. All of the sudden, it just came to me.
"I'm asleep." I said happily.
I was so happy. First time I've had a LD in months. The first thing I wanted to do was start the Tasks of the Month, but sadly, I couldn't think of any of them! Then, all of the sudden, I remembered one. Basic I (do something naughty and blame it on another character). I turned around and saw two men on my front yard. I ran up to one of them and was going to punch him (not really naughty, but I guess in my dream I thought it was) but the other DC punched him before I could even get there, and he blamed it on me! I was so shocked. The DC did literally EXACTLY what I was about to do to get the task completed! For some reason my mind completely strayed from the ToTM after that, and I wanted to ride in a Ferrari. (idek) So I said out loud
"Wow, is that a Ferrari driving by??"
Unfortunately, the dream didn't really understand what I was trying to do, so I saw a Ferrari speed by on a street about 75-100 feet away. It was going so fast I barely even saw it.
I decided to revise what I had to say.
"Wow, why is that Ferrari going to pull up on my driveway?"
This time, I guess my dream got the message. The Ferrari drove back, pulled up onto my driveway, and a door shot open. I ran over to it to observe it. It actually looked very similar, if not identical, to a Ferrari in real life, and it was golden. Inside were a bunch of old men smoking cigars.
I jumped in, and we drove off down the street.
For some reason, the street sort of morphed into my school hallway.
Fragment Two: Zombie Apocalypse
I was back at my old elementary school, and I was walking to where my mom used to pick me up. Once I got there, I realized I had gone to the wrong side and my mom was parked on the other side. I began to walk back over, and saw lots of cars parked on one end of the blacktop. I saw somebody beating against the window on one of the cars, so I ran past them. On the blacktop, I saw lots of body parts strewn across it. It was disgusting. The thing beating against the window of the cars turned towards me, because I had stopped in my tracks while watching this. It started sprinting after me, and I turned and ran across the blacktop as fast as I could. I saw a friend of mine on the other side, and he wasn't a zombie. I also saw another kid that was super annoying, but luckily moved away many years ago. They were both running towards me as well. I kept running until I got over there, and they attacked the zombie.
After they killed it, I stood there and caught my breath. For some reason though, they were cutting their arms with the knives to try to attract the zombies. I was confused why they were doing this, but it seemed to be working. The zombies were running towards them, so I ran up towards the school and inside (completely forgot about my mom for some reason).
Fragment Three: Computer Club/Fight
This fragment is PROBABLY connected to the zombie apocalypse fragment, but I don't know for sure, so I'm separating them. In this fragment, for some reason, I was going to computer club. It was in the media center, and there were a lot of kids playing on iPads and laptops. Unfortunately, they were out of laptops, so I left. As I was walking back, I saw the teacher toss an iPad to one of the students, which I thought was very unsafe.
When I walked out, I saw some idiot kid that used to be annoying to me and my friends in middle school.
"HEY JACK" he yelled, like he used to. (He actually was an idiot, I'm not even lying. Like, it wouldn't surprise me if his IQ was below 70.)
Idk, in this dream I guess I was just super fed up so I walked up to him and started shoving him. He shoved me back, and then the Home to School communicator ran up and told us to stop and asked what was going on.
I explained it, and the kid said "I could so beat you up"
The HtSC muttered "Yeah, I really doubt that."
I shoved the kid again, and the HtSC told me to stop and said that I was just turning into the kid.
So, I walked away, and for some reason the floors had been replaced with trampolines. I was jumping up very high and touching the ceiling of the hallway. Everyone thought it was cool, and so did I.