DV Excuse Game!!!!!

**JoannaB** · 02-11-2017 01:37 PM

I would, but what would be the point, since it has no ears?

Cheer me up.

**JadeGreen** · 02-23-2017 03:54 AM

I would but I don't know what your favorite type of candy is.

Respond to this post.

**spellbee2** · 02-23-2017 04:15 AM

Mmm...

No.

Find the lost city of At-pant-is.

**JadeGreen** · 04-04-2017 07:44 PM

I would but I'm afraid my film will get snubbed by 'Hamlet with Lions', that is if the censors don't crack down on us for everyone being naked from the waist down first.

Write a screenplay about my dreams.

**Lang** · 12-06-2017 08:15 AM

I would but, I can't because I can't see your dreams, silly.

Paint the town.

**KarlaB18** · 12-06-2017 08:26 AM

I would but every store I went to told me they were out of paint.

Buy me the most expensive piece of jewellery there is.

**Lang** · 12-06-2017 06:59 PM

I would but, I lost all my money in the temple of DOOM!!

Bake me a Baked Alaska, please.

**LighrkVader** · 12-06-2017 08:57 PM

I would if I had a bigger oven.

Cry me a river.

**NyxCC** · 12-07-2017 09:46 PM

I would but the river has run dry!

Tell me a secret.

**Durza** · 04-29-2018 11:54 PM

Sorry, but I can't do anything constructive!
Why don't you answer that doorbell, its been ringing forever and ever!

**KarlaB18** · 04-30-2018 08:01 AM

I can't, I'm rooted to the spot! Go play with the baby.

**naturespirit** · 04-30-2018 09:23 AM

I would, but I have a severe headache.

Bake me a chocolate cake.

**anderj101** · 05-01-2018 06:19 AM

I would, but I ran out of chocolate.

Tell me all about it.

**naturespirit** · 05-01-2018 06:48 AM

I would, but I don't know where to start.

Refill the printer.

**Durza** · 05-01-2018 03:15 PM

I can't, there's a 20 foot tall giant with a club blocking the way,
Get rid of the giant.

**Lang** · 05-01-2018 07:21 PM

I can't because I'm the 20-foot tall giant.
Break the spell.

**naturespirit** · 05-01-2018 11:55 PM

I'm no wizard!

Show me where.

**Durza** · 05-03-2018 01:46 AM

I can't remember where it is, bring me a Remembrall.

**naturespirit** · 05-03-2018 02:12 AM

I would, but I can't remember where I bought my last one.

Fix my internet speed.

**KarlaB18** · 05-03-2018 02:44 AM

I can't, the phone lines are jam-packed and you are 100,000 years away on the customer waiting list.

Bring me my coat

**Durza** · 05-03-2018 05:34 AM

I can't, when I heard how you spilled water on the papers in my office, I lost control, and burned your coat in my fireplace.

Clean up the mess in my office.

**naturespirit** · 05-04-2018 02:58 AM

I would, but I don't have a key.

Replace my broken pen.

**Icyice** · 06-04-2018 10:03 PM

I would, but I only have pencils.
Rob a bank for me.

**Lang** · 06-05-2018 01:13 AM

I can't because that's boring.
Stop it from raining.

**anderj101** · 06-05-2018 04:56 AM

I would, but my CD of "It can't rain all the time" is just skipping on "rain...rain...rain...rain...rain...rain...rain... "

Make 55 billion dollars appear in my bank account.