Thread: 1000+ ways to get kicked out of walmart

- Come up to people and try to convince them they are dreaming, literally bothering everyone to try to convince them. Plus five points if you convince someone. Plus ten if you tell them you were joking and get them to try and convince other people.

- Come up to someone, talking gibberish, and then switch to English with a weird accent and try to convince them it's a real language when they ask you what you are saying. Plus five points if they believe you. Minus ten if they google it and find out you're lying.

- Act like a secret agent and pretend you are describing someone next to you on the phone. Plus one if you have sunglasses on. Plus ten if you have sunglasses, some type of black clothing/a suit, and a briefcase.

- Walk around correcting people on their grammar mistakes in the middle of their conversation. Plus fifteen if they get mad at you and you correct a grammar mistake as they yell at you.

- Whistle/hum a song really loudly. Plus ten if you're singing. Plus fifteen if someone asks you to stop. Plus twenty-five if someone sings along with you.

- Walk around telling people corny jokes and puns. Plus ten if they respond with a pun.

- Stare suspiciously at different items in the store. Walk around, suddenly stopping and glaring at intimate objects. Pick them up sometimes, inspecting them. Plus twenty points if you bring one to someone working there and keep asking "What is THIS?" "I mean, what IS it?" "Why is it so... WHY?"

I have so many random ideas, it's great XD

Go around people yelling that they are all figments of your imagination because that light switch you found in the storage room just HAPPENED to not work.