Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, but the money karate kicks you in the balls.

I wish I did my homework earlier!

Granted, but you get an F.

I wish I could play Feel Good Inc. Perfectly on my guitar.

Granted, but you no longer have a guitar.

I wish I could mess up everyone's wishes.

Originally Posted by suttsman

Granted, but you no longer have a guitar.

Granted, but this thread gets locked.

I wish that I could lucid dream every night.

Granted, but they are all nightmares.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted. Now you know what to wish for, but you just used your wish.

I wish I had the power to manifest my thoughts into reality, with complete control over which ones are and aren't manifested, without the possibility of this wish being somehow corrupted or misinterpreted.

Granted, but you die of cancer.

I wish I had some more orange juice.

k, but you didn't wish for anything.

Edit: K, your juice is now orange, but has no flavor.

I wish I could understand what O said.

Granted, but O died, so it doesn't matter.

I wish I had even more orange juice.

Granted; (from the afterlife) but now you've OD'd on OJ and your stomach exploded.

I wish someone would bring me back to life, with all my powers and no cancer.

Granted; An elephant steps on you.

I wish I had $100

Granted, but you became mentally retarded in the process and only make grilled cheeses and foam balls with your abilities.

I wish I had a new stomach.

EDIT: Seis, you cutter.

Granted, but you die and go to Hell with no hope of returning or making other wishes because the Christian God ended up existing and is a bastard.

Same wish.

Granted; Same bad effect

I wish I knew everything.

K, but you are now in a permanent coma, and cannot share knowledge.

I wish I could make the next person not post.

Originally Posted by suttsman

K, but you are now in a permanent coma, and cannot share knowledge.

I wish I could make the next person not post.

But I did

I wish I had a monkey

I dont know if someone allready mentioned this but this has allready been made. thanks for bringing it back I love this game.

Granted, but I was the person after them.

I wish for nothing.

Edit: Sugar is also a cutter.

Granted, but your monkey gives you AIDS.

Same wish.

Granted. It rapes you and you never recovcer and are forced into a life of shame and depression.

I wish I had a button that when pressed would set off a nuke anywhere where I wasn't, and would have no ill effects on me.

Granted, but you spill gorilla glue onto the button, leaving it stuck in place.

I wish that I could time travel.

Granted, but the paradoxes make you cease to exist.

I wish I had a cool cellphone.

Granted, but the network sucks, making it pointless.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, it kills you.

I wish this thread would get locked by Oneironaut, but then re-opened a minute later.

Granted, but he accidentally perma-banned you in the process.

I wish Mark75 was made a dream guide.

Granted, but you get adopted by him and reverse all of your prior LD knowledge, rendering you lucidless, and eventually commit suicide.

I wish that I could get automatic 100s in school.