Thread: Fuck Axe Shower Gel

Well, I use Axe bodyspray sometimes. And I've actually had someone start sniffing the room (she was a female) going "what is that? That smells so good"

Only to discover it was me and my Vice Axe. Lol. I've used the shower gel though. Axe and Gamestop were running a promotion together, so we got free chocolate axe shower gel. I still have a little bit. but there was one I got, it leaves you smelling very nice!

Originally Posted by kingofclutch

You put in on your junk????

That's the only place I put it when I shower. I just put the soap on my junk and rub it in for an hour or two.

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

Lol, people sniff you often? All that matters is you don't smell like BO or SWASS.

Yes, actually, people do sniff me often. Everyday in fact. Girls are weird, don't ask. When they find a smell they like, they keep coming back to it....

I know two girls who love guys that smell good...they sniff them all the time and weird them out. It's good for a laugh.

They only blatantly sniff guys they know of course.

I'm assuming the burning subsided, but feel the need to ask anyway. So did it?

Originally Posted by Elis D.

As for kingofclutch's response... yes, I wash my penis when I take a shower. Surprising, I know.

This is quote material.

Axe smells terrible and gives me a migraine anyways.

One time back in high school someone sprayed way too much Axe in one of the halls and the thick, musty smell nearly made me gag.

I don't even like reasonable amounts of Axe, to be honest.

Old Spice, on the other hand...

I used some Axe shower gel that was past its expiration date, and now zombies and mummies keep hitting on me.

Fucking Axe spray smells horrible.

I remember when I was in middle school and I thought that stuff was cool, but after I overheard a conversation between these two hot girls about why guys use Axe, I through my shit away and went all natural.

I don't prefer colongue either unless it's really good scent that's not too strong.

Originally Posted by Jhony

I remember when I was in middle school and I thought that stuff was cool, but after I overheard a conversation between these two hot girls about why guys use Axe, I through my shit away and went all natural.

What did they say?

Originally Posted by Elis D.

My brother uses Axe everything from the original body spray to the shampoo and the body wash and conditioner and hair styling products.
I don't know why, most of it smell disgusting and is shitty product.

Anyway, I usually shower downstairs, but my sister was in there so I went upstairs to take a shower and none of my soaps or anything were there(I can't use a soap I think or know someone else has used, cause of sanitary issues I have) so I grabbed his shower gel off the shelf and got to work.

About thirty seconds after I finish lather my entire body, I start to feel a slight tingle. "Oh hey, this feels kinda cool!" It felt like the way your mouth feels after you brush your teeth.

I rinse off and about thirty seconds later the tingle wears off of everywhere except my junk.

Now it's starting to burn.

It's starting to burn really bad.

I grab the bottle and check it... Turns out it's got some kind of fucking mint in it. It felt like I had just rubbed Icy Hot on my junk. It was terrible.

Why the fuck would they make a product like that?

I use axe shower gel, it's amazing. However, - the product is not designed for males with penises under 3 inches in length. The coating over the penis is just not as thick and durable as "more endowed" penises are and therefore the chemicals tend to go straight through and burns the genital area. Lesson learned.

You know I'm messing with you bro xD. It shouldn't be burning like you described...hm...next time (though I doubt there will be a next time), switch the shower water to straight cold and let it pour on your junk until the burning feeling ceases.

Originally Posted by Kael Seoras

Old Spice, on the other hand...

Originally Posted by Jhony

Fucking Axe spray smells horrible.

I remember when I was in middle school and I thought that stuff was cool, but after I overheard a conversation between these two hot girls about why guys use Axe, I through my shit away and went all natural.

I don't prefer colongue either unless it's really good scent that's not too strong.

I like Orion and Phoenix from Axe, but that's about it.

As far as cologne, yeah, most of it smells pretty bad, especially since people don't know how much (or little) of it they should put on. There's a lot of good stuff out there, though. Personally, I use Polo Sport, Nautica, and got some Burberry for Christmas last year, all of which are awesome.

Originally Posted by Fableflame

What did they say?

How badly they smell when they add too much spray and how it just smells plain horrible. I remember when I have gym and people will spray it after we exercise.

Axe and musk (bad smell) don't mix well.

Originally Posted by Jhony

Fucking Axe spray smells horrible.

I remember when I was in middle school and I thought that stuff was cool, but after I overheard a conversation between these two hot girls about why guys use Axe, I through my shit away and went all natural.

I don't prefer colongue either unless it's really good scent that's not too strong.

I'm curious to know what those 2 girls were talking about...

you're paranoid and have weak skin.

Originally Posted by slayer

I'm curious to know what those 2 girls were talking about...

Originally Posted by Fableflame

What did they say?

Originally Posted by Jhony

How badly they smell when they add too much spray and how it just smells plain horrible. I remember when I have gym and people will spray it after we exercise.

Axe and musk (bad smell) don't mix well.

This.

Fuck you guys with your smelly little froofroo soaps. The only chicks you're going to get with your heavily cliche commercialized soaps are the same chicks that fall in the target demographic market for Hannah Montana. Most real women aren't into guys who smell like a fucking fruitloop. No joke.

I use dial fucking hand soap...that and my manly musk.

Originally Posted by HuckleBuckle

Fuck you guys with your smelly little froofroo soaps. The only chicks you're going to get with your heavily cliche commercialized soaps are the same chicks that fall in the target demographic market for Hannah Montana. Most real women aren't into guys who smell like a fucking fruitloop. No joke.

I use dial fucking hand soap...that and my manly musk.

And I'm sure the only women you get smell just as bad as you do.

I'm not going to even ask why you seem to have insight into how to attract little girls, but you can keep those pedophilic tidbits to yourself.

But then, judging by your post history, you won't be here for very long anyway, so you might as well have your fun while you're still around, eh?

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

And I'm sure the only women you get smell just as bad as you do.

I'm not going to even ask why you seem to have insight into how to attract little girls, but you can keep those pedophilic tidbits to yourself.

But then, judging by your post history, you won't be here for very long anyway, so you might as well have your fun while you're still around, eh?

Pwnt.

Originally Posted by HuckleBuckle

Fuck you guys with your smelly little froofroo soaps. The only chicks you're going to get with your heavily cliche commercialized soaps are the same chicks that fall in the target demographic market for Hannah Montana. Most real women aren't into guys who smell like a fucking fruitloop. No joke.

I use dial fucking hand soap...that and my manly musk.

Froofroo? I'm sorry, is that a word?
You're manly musk? You wash in your manly musk? You sick fuck.
Also, do you know any real women? Because I know a few that love the way that Axe smells.
Fuck you too, froofroo.

And I'm sure the only women you get smell just as bad as you do.

I'm not going to even ask why you seem to have insight into how to attract little girls, but you can keep those pedophilic tidbits to yourself.

But then, judging by your post history, you won't be here for very long anyway, so you might as well have your fun while you're still around, eh?

Froofroo? I'm sorry, is that a word?
You're manly musk? You wash in your manly musk? You sick fuck.
Also, do you know any real women? Because I know a few that love the way that Axe smells.
Fuck you too, froofroo.

If either of you tards had any reading based comprehension skills, you'd understand how ridiculously stupid you both sound. But I guess that's the extent of cognizance your immure, mediawashed brains are capable of producing. Maybe try learning to contextualize information based on ideas, and not single words at a time.

Originally Posted by HuckleBuckle

If either of you tards had any reading based comprehension skills, you'd understand how ridiculously stupid you both sound. But I guess that's the extent of cognizance your immure, mediawashed brains are capable of producing. Maybe try learning to contextualize information based on ideas, and not single words at a time.

I can use big words too.

pneumono ultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis

Originally Posted by HuckleBuckle

If either of you tards had any reading based comprehension skills, you'd understand how ridiculously stupid you both sound. But I guess that's the extent of cognizance your immure, mediawashed brains are capable of producing. Maybe try learning to contextualize information based on ideas, and not single words at a time.

Hey smart ass, no amount of comprehension skills can make "froofroo" make any sense..
Who do you think you are marching in here and flaming people because they are talking about Axe.
Keep this up and I'm sure what Oneironaut said will come to pass, because you seem to be nothing but a troll.

Originally Posted by Fableflame

Keep this up and I'm sure what Oneironaut said will come to pass, because you seem to be nothing but a troll.

Hehehe, O is a great prophet.

Originally Posted by HuckleBuckle

If either of you tards had any reading based comprehension skills, you'd understand how ridiculously stupid you both sound. But I guess that's the extent of cognizance your immure, mediawashed brains are capable of producing. Maybe try learning to contextualize information based on ideas, and not single words at a time.

What incredible fail.

You typed all of that to say nothing but "you guys are stupid. You don't understand anything."

Don't try to sound smart, and end up say nothing substantial. You didn't even refute anything that was said. I'm not sure who you thought you'd intimidate by throwing together a bunch of (what you apparently thought were) big words, to end up making no point at all. Believe it or not, it makes you look even worse than you already do.

Going back to what I said, though: It's already apparent that you've done nothing to contribute to this community - which is fine - but if you continue to do so while coming off as such an arrogant prick in what few Senseless posts you do make, you won't be welcome here at all.

Your choice.

[Edit: Ah, I didn't even notice he was already taken care of. Heh.]