Hai hai! Help needed.

Hi there! I'm mainly interested in doing (V-)WILD. Actually this don't have to be a classical adoption, I'm just looking someone to who I could talk to, but I would prefer if someone would actually adopt me. Also I would like my adopter to be very experienced, someone who is (preferably) long time on this forums and/or LDing for a long time and knows what he/she is doing because I don't want to waste my time (and yours too). If you are willing to adopt me send me a PM and I'll provide you with essential info about myself.