"667 Neighbor of the Beast"

[O'nus]

Neighbor of the Beast She was a little doll The rainbow in one eye And the other bluer than the bluest sky This fairy took a stroll among the strawberries To have some breakfast with her fellow fairies. Some rose petals too And a drop of morning dew That'll do She contemplated Slightly irritated About her frustration Towards creation Being ethereal Could drive her hysterical Particularly since she has a physical appetite Then this punk came by And she said, "Hi" His "nilnaer" stood upright And shaded his eyes Against light The pins piercing his skin Expressed the state he was in But something was very alive In his pants And he took it out With both hands "Well I'll fuck you fairy." He said. "Right here in the fuckin' strawberry bed." "Lick my dick!" He insisted. Her ethereal mind Was totally twisted Right out of her head "Oh, good golly! I'm getting ---- wet." "But, is this all I'm gonna get?" "Hardly more than a drop of morning dew." "I didn't really come, how about you?" But the punk was on his way And in the fairy forest The fairy had to stay And like many of us With herself she had to play For the remainder of this, Exciting, wonderful, this very day * KMFDM "Xtort" *

[icedawg]

Originally posted by O'nus Neighbor of the Beast hrm. they use that as a quote in Max Payne 2 (video game). "the code is 667. You know, the neighbour of the beast."

[Kaniaz]

WARNING: Do not recite the above poem to your kids. It's the best peice of advice you'll ever receive.

[nerve]

I think " " is appropriate. actually it reminds me of JoJ lyrics or somthing...

[nightowl]

[nerve]

-.- why does everybody do that right after I use the shock face. is there some conspiracy against me that I'm unaware of?

[jacobo]

i love KMFDM.

[Aphius]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP -.- why does everybody do that right after I use the shock face. is there some conspiracy against me that I'm unaware of? People are just trying to one-up you by using a face with bigger eyes.

[su-chan]

Originally posted by Aphius+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aphius)</div> <!--QuoteBegin-Paperdoll EP -.- why does everybody do that right after I use the shock face. is there some conspiracy against me that I'm unaware of? People are just trying to one-up you by using a face with bigger eyes. [/b] I say they're... compensating. ^_~ Very crazy poem, by the way. o_o I like.

[nightowl]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP -.- why does everybody do that right after I use the shock face. is there some conspiracy against me that I'm unaware of? LOL, I didnt want to copy you. Would you prefer me using this one ?

[WerBurN]

rofl, awesome poem