Suddenly the bedroom door crashes open. Behind it stands DeMonica, looking completely badass, having just kicked it in and practically smashed it right off the hinges, and with arrow already knocked and aimed directly at Neener's heart.
She lets fly. The arrow penetrates halfway through Neener's torso, emerging partially out her back. Yet curiously there's not a drop of blood - not even a trickle.
"Ha ha haaa!!" Neener howls with laughter that seems a little too cruel to me, just a bit forced. Though I suppose I understand given the circumstances.
"Fool!! The hawk returns home to roost!"
That really makes no sense whatsoever. This isn't DeMonica's home... but then it hits me..
"Neener neener!"
Damn, didn't have time to warn her. Now she's a hawk. Literally - a hawk - struggling to emerge from under the noisy pile of armour and weapons and clothing she's buried under.
"No, I didn't shrink her clothes with her." Neener explains. Fuck, she is really perfectly cut out for this - she's going to give me an explanation of her evil motives!
She grabs the arrow emerging from between her breasts, pulls hard, and yanks it out right through her chest, pulling the arrowhead right back through the wound. There's still no blood. Wow, she seriously doesn't have a heart!
"A hawk in heavy armour can't fly. I also put her under a compulsion. You'll see what that is in just a minute pussycat. Oh this may be my best work yet! And I came up with it all on the spur of the moment. With her damn arrow right. through. my. chest."
I'm backing toward the divan with some notion of taking refuge under it, but it's too late. With a powerful lurch the proud hawk shakes off the last bit of chain mesh and screams, takes wing directly toward me.
I leap directly toward her too. It's the best I could come up with under pressure - unexpected tactics you know. I don't know if it worked, or if maybe DeMonica is as unsure of her new form as I am of mine (though truth be told, she doesn't seem to be a hatchling so much as actually a fully developed bird of prey). But for whatever reason, her first dive misses me and I manage to make it out the partially broken door before she gets herself turned around in the confined space. I'm not sticking around to watch, but I suspect it involved landing and turning on foot before taking off again - there's not enough room in there for her to maneuver in full flight.
Damn! That would have been my best bet then! I should have stayed in there - maybe went the under-things route that's so effective for small animals.
But here I am instead now, out in the vast open space of the living room.
I decide to duck under the table nearby, but before I can razor sharp talons pierce the skin of my scruff and lift me up. I'm yowling pathetically and my legs are sticking straight out as she carries me out the living room door and into the huge corridor, like an airplane hangar.
I'm facing backwards, and now I see Neener run out the door brandishing DeMonica's bow and knocking an arrow - presumably the very one she just pulled out of her chest. Damn - I wonder if she has some archery skills she also inherited from Diana? She certainly looks the part, fierce and beautiful, black eyes flashing as she bends the bow powerfully beside her cheek.
Suddenly DeMonica's talons disengage and I'm falling flailing to the polished tile floor where I hit and slide in a tumbling mass of fluffy limbs and tail. It occurs to me that hawks probably need to land before devouring their prey.
The arrow whizzes clattering off the tiles just next to me. Well, not bad, but Neener's no DeMonica when it comes to archery, fortunately for me.
There's another shrill screech and I manage to get my head up high enough to see her wheeling savagely around to descend on me, claws spread and hooked beak looking vicious.
But what's that sound? A sort of drumming coming from behind me. There's something familiar about it
ScurvySeaMutt!! His paws pound rhythmically against the slick tiles, long pink tongue dangling just as it was when he emerged from the dust cloud on the trail behind our broken-down old plow horse.
He's going to reach me just about the same time the diving hawk does. Just before in fact - he leaps right over me and her claws sink into the flesh of his face rather than into me. They go down in a sprawling writhing mass of beating wings and flailing legs, there's a rapid violent chorus of screeches and growls, and then the hawk lifts off and flies off down the corridor. The white salt-crusted dog is left laying on his side.
He lifts his head slowly, sadly. It's trembling. His face is ravaged badly by DeMonica's claws - I can't tell if his eyes are still intact or not.
I bound as fast as I can to his side.
"You saved my life." I state rather inanely.
"Somebody had to." He says in his growly voice. "You're the key apparently. Least that's what he says." His head turns toward the open door at the end of the corridor, where just now king Diddy and Xey come running in.