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    1. 11-30-2005 05:38 AM #1
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      Adventures of Freeshot Cowboy & the Yonder One

      I wrote these awhile back but have been thinking of continuing. Feed back applauded.

      In the beginning...
      In the beginning Freeshot Cowboy was void and formless. Then this fat red bird named Free and a jazzy wannabe warrior bee named Shot_me_ma started getting all wrong with one another. Next thing you know Shot_me_ma starts tagging Free's sister and Free gets fed up and begins flying south.
      As Free was quacking and flopping her wings like all good fat red bird's a great voice hit her like thunder! "I am the Yonder One." Free didn't understand English so she just kept flapping her wings and quacking but now she was getting it. "Stop you damn bird!" screamed the Yonder One.
      By this time Free was booking it. As she was moving along a bolt of lighting appeared disturbed and not in the least bemused by her lack of education. "Name him FreeShot_Cowboy when you lay that Egg!." Free didn't know English and well was a few cents shy of a nickel if you catch my drift but she could understand Freeshot_Cowboy and that's how a few months later Freeshot got his name.
      After weeks of trying to find a creature that could speak English the Yonder One was very happy to see Freeshot_cowboy growing up. Immediately he began Hooked on Cronic training with him and teaching him English at the same time.
      Spring was bout over and most of the creatures had done had their way with one another and were ready to clean house. Rain clouds on the red painted horizon coming from the west meant the spring time blues unless your a fish or maybe an alligator then it meant more room for you.
      FreeShot was looking good for his age so Yonder One took him out in the desert for twenty years or so. After that Freeshot was never the same, everything living in that desert was damn sure never the same, and well to be honest Yonder One hasn't tried that on anyone since. more to follow....sure nuff.

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    2. 11-30-2005 05:42 AM #2
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      FreeShot spent many years walking around exploring the desert. He began each day talking to the small poisonous creatures that often woke him with a bite or if FreeShot was lucky a good run. During the nights he spoke to the stars and wondered about such things as water, food, clothing, women, four wheelers, and where he could of left his cell phone.

      That was the just of it until one early morning Freeshot heard a terrible screaching sound. It sounded somewhat like a rooster but deranged.. yes very deranged. Suddenly a rooster jumped on to a boulder next to where Freeshot was sleeping. Everything appeared normal besides this long bands of sylivae continously ushing forth from the roosters mouth.

      FreeShot decided he needed a pet and why not a rabied rooster? With the stealth of a ninja he threw a rope around his new friends head. Fuzzbait. Yep if something big and ugly got after him he now had a decoy to save his ass. The Yonder One watched intently as Fuzzbait began running around in circles to the point of stranglation.

      Just when things seemed all fine and peaceful Fuzzbait made a thrashing dash and the rope instantly issued a slow winding sound. Fuzzbait's head popped off severed at the lower neck and his body started jumping on it. Scraching and clawing at his own head, then a most ackward feat Fuzzbait's body was hopping on one leg and carrying his head with the other.

      Freeshot shook his head and poured another cup of coffee next to the camp fire, "I think I need a dog." he thought loudly while watching his new friend. more to follow....sure nuff
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