Thread: fairy tale in today's age.

Cinderella

Once upon a time, not so long ago, about 2 months actually, there lived a young girl by the name of cinder that lived with her dad. They lived in a small town called Grand Junction, in a mystical place, Colorado. She was about 7 years old when her father re-married after his latest wife left him for a rich guy in California. Her dad had 4 failed marriages, not including his Vegas weddings, and was hoping that this new woman, Britney, would be the one. Once married they all moved in together. About 5 months later, her father died I a tragic “accident.” According to his wife, he was running toward her when she was cutting vegetables, and she turned toward him, causing him to “run” into the knife.

You have to see that in today’s day, that story never would have passed, so let’s try again.

According to his wife, they were mountain climbing when his rope “broke” and he fell to his death. Britney stated that he just wasn’t “careful” enough. She then gained custody of little cinder, whose last name was Ella, and became the biggest meanest person ever.

So after a couple years, 10 to be exact, Ella was finally 17 years old. Ella was no fool, she was fully aware of her rights. Let’s just go on from there.

“Ella! Ella! Go make breakfast!! I suggest you hurry or you’ll be late for school!!!” yelled Britney. “Make your own breakfast! What do I look like to you? You think you own me? Hahaha, you must be dreaming,” replied Ella. Ella grabbed her iPod and put her headphones in place. “I’ll see ya later, jeez,” she said as she walked past her step-mother. Britney sighed in despair, “kids theses days.”

Ella arrived to school, only to be confronted by her two step-sisters, Kayla and Shirley. “What is your problem?” asked Kayla. “Yeah what is your problem? You don’t yell at people like that. Especially those who love you!” exclaimed Shirley. “Whatever. Get out off my face before I make you!” yelled cinder. “By the way, I want my room to be spotless by the time I get home, and don’t forget to do my chores little brats.” “Okay,” replied Kayla and Shirley in unison.

Yes it is exactly what it seems to be, Ella is a brat. Never saw that coming huh? Well let’s get on with the story.

‘Mathew Reygaldi. Oohhh so dreamy’ thought Ella. She sat in her biology class and stared at Mathew.
He was gorgeous. Very good looking and smart. Ella decided that she would ask him to the royal bal—uh I mean the Prom.

She was so excited! “Hey Mathew! Uumm I was kind of wondering if you wanted to go to prom with me…” she asked in anticipation. “well sorry but I already have a date.” He replied. “what!! Who?” asked Ella. “uumm I don’t really know. A girl that I met on match.com.” “what!!! You are going with someone you don’t even know, instead of going with me! Aaagghh!!!” she exclaimed.

Let’s skip ahead to the day of prom shall we?

Ella was getting dressed when her two sisters showed up at her door. “hey Ella do you need help with your dress?” asked Kayla. “Or I could help with your hair.” Commented Shirley. “No!! Get out!!”Exclaimed Ella.

Ella was now ready to go to the prom and was planning on spying on Mathew to see who he went with. As she arrived, two other girls arrived as well. They were beautiful, but she couldn’t see behind their masks. She scowled at them and made her way in. no one paid any attention to her. She felt very angry but remained calm. She then proceeded to spy on Mathew, who didn’t seem to have a date. Suddenly she sees one of the girls heading towards Mathew. Enraged she dives at her, and begins to try fighting this other girl. The school staff step in and haul Ella away. Mathew ended up dancing away the night with the mystery woman.

“young lady what were you thinking!” exclaimed Britney. “none of your business! That skank shouldn’t of been on my man!!” “you watch your mouth young lady! That is your sister you are talking about!!” exclaimed her mother. “what!” cried Ella. “yes your sister. You young lady are grounded for the rest of the month until school is over and if I have any more problems with you I will send you to boot camp!” comprende? Good.”

And so Ella was grounded for a month, and had to attend counseling, and a psychiatrist. As for her sister Kayla, she ended up marrying Mathew and lived happily ever after.

3 years later, Ella was caught distributing to minors, and was hauled of to prison for a long long time.

do you guys think it's alright. it's for my lit class.