Inspire me

I want to write.
I can't think of anything to write about.
I need inspiration.
Ready?
Set?
Inspire me!

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Thanks a lot guys.

Write about what would happen if a six-year-old boy genius met a werewolf in his backyard, and instead of being frightened, wanted to learn what made it tick.

Write about an invasion of alien seed pods that closely resemble silk boxers.

Write about a vampire with no teeth, his worries over dentures, and how this affects his love life.

Write about the right index metacarpal bone of Death, and how it perceives the world.

Write about writer's block, what it is, how it came to be, and why the government sponsored its creation.


My question is this: how can you ever not have anything to write about?

Wow MoS, that's quite a list.
I'm trying to put into words how amazing that list is, but i can't.
Thanks :D

You'll never be creative if you can't inspire yourself.

Go drop a deuce and the sheer force and amazing movements of your bowels will inspire you to write about great things.

Btw, I like the first choice on Josh's list, with the werewolf.