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      Member Amethyst Star's Avatar
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      Limericks to pass the time

      Keep in mind I'd just done 8 hours of straight data entry (w/ a 20 minute break) so this is what I came up with while I was waiting for my mom to say it was time to go home.... (this may be my first contribution to the Artist's Corner)

      #1:
      There once was a cat named Chipper'
      Who lived with an old man, the Skipper.
      The cat loved to jump
      And to land with a whump,
      So whenever she wanted, he'd flip 'er.

      #2:
      The world, it was hit by a comet,
      Which made quite a few people vomit.
      Others just cried,
      Not a few people died,
      So now I'm the last person on it.

      That's it for now.

      -Amé

      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."

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      I liked those, they made me laugh which is something to be said in itself. The first one reminded me of a cat I used to have that I would do presicely that with . :flying cat emoticon here:

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      I have an entire database of offensive limericks but they're, well, offensive.

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