Ask Me About Becoming A Genius

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04-09-2007, 09:46 PM
wendylove

Although I am not a genius, however my friend who is a math and science prodigy told me the secret to becoming a genius.
Six Golden Rules.
1. Get rid off stress if you have a problem like family issue or school trouble then don't worry about it. See stress decreases length of dendrites, which is bad.
2. Constant new stimulas if you have a problem then don't focus really hard on one thing. Try and look for new ways to look at a problem see Da Vichi didn't go with his first impression he saw his first impression as bad.
3. Reason everything.
4. Visulization. My friend said he learned several languages including mathematics by cutting out the letters or numbers and rearranging them to learn them. Language is all about sound, however if you learn by sound then your not using your most powerful part of your brain.
5. Mnemonics story method http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/m...ber/memory.html
6. Emotions my friend said was the most improtant thing. You need to look at everything in a emotionally energitic light. A good example is when my friend said he was getting bored in class then he noticed that if you look at everything as silly and energtic then you will understand it. See he said the only thing that seperate the normal person from the abnormal person is emotion he also calls mathematics the best sexs ever.

If you have any question then ask and I will get back to you with the anwser. If you don't fully understand the above then try and look at it from another angle.

Well I can say my friend did have a postive effect on me as I was in all the bottom classes now I am in the top also I did win the progress award in my school. Well most people don't care about knowledge or understanding, which is sad. Do you know their is a simple pattarn to everything

For extra tips read this http://www.newscientist.com/channel/being-.../mg18625011.900 although the mozart effect is a con.
04-09-2007, 09:50 PM
Artelis

This isn't arrogant or narcissistic.
04-09-2007, 09:57 PM
wendylove

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This isn't arogant or narcissistic.[/b]

Michangelo was arogant and Thomas Paine also Beethoven was. I like to think everyone is a little narcissitic.
04-09-2007, 09:58 PM
TweaK

Do you think people that can't type for shit can still be geniusses? Because I don't. Honestly.
04-09-2007, 09:59 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by wendylove

Michangelo was arogant and Thomas Paine also Beethoven was. I like to think everyone is a little narcissitic.[/b]

They all had reason. Your friend doesn't. You have to earn your narcissism before it is acceptable.
04-09-2007, 10:00 PM
Demerzel

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Originally Posted by TweaK

Do you think people that can't type for shit can still be geniusses? Because I don't. Honestly.[/b]

steven hawking you fucktard

and for the double knockout round: she said it was her friend.
04-09-2007, 10:02 PM
TweaK

Her friend says math is better than sex. Enough said.
04-09-2007, 10:02 PM
Dallian

How can you learn to spell correctly and use proper grammar and punctuation?
04-09-2007, 10:02 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by TweaK

Her friend says math is better than sex. Enough said.[/b]

Don't be hattin'
04-09-2007, 10:04 PM
TweaK

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Originally Posted by Dallian

How can you learn to spell correctly and use proper grammar and punctuation?[/b]

You have to be a genius! And to do that, you must consult wendylove. Durr! It's the cycle of life.

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Originally Posted by Dallian

Don't be hattin'[/b]

Hat? Did anyone say hat? Because I have loads lying around. Some of them even have bunnies in them.*

* Which haven't been fed for years, so they're probably dead. Probably.
04-09-2007, 10:05 PM
wendylove

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Do you think people that can't type for shit can still be geniusses? Because I don't. Honestly.[/b]

Cough http://www.dyslexiaonline.com/famous/famous.htm cough

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They all had reason. Your friend doesn't. You have to earn your narcissism before it is acceptable.[/b]

Thomas Paine had no reason to be narcissitic haven't you seen mark steel lectures it was on BBC2.

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Her friend says math is better than sex. Enough said.[/b]

I could find a lot of mathematicians that would proberly say maths is better then sex.
04-09-2007, 10:05 PM
Artelis

yes, I meant hat. I never misspell. Also - cocks, loads of 'em.
04-09-2007, 10:05 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by wendylove

Thomas Paine had no reason to be narcissitic haven't you seen mark steel lectures it was on BBC2.[/b]

Did he at least put stops in between statements?

Double post!
04-09-2007, 10:06 PM
Goldney

One word:

Hyjacked
04-09-2007, 10:06 PM
TweaK

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Originally Posted by wendylove

Cough http://www.dyslexiaonline.com/famous/famous.htm cough[/b]

Famous people with dyslexia aren't always geniuses, genius.

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Originally Posted by wendylove

yes, I meant hat. I never misspell. Also - cocks, loads of 'em.[/b]

Cocks and challengers: They always appear.
04-09-2007, 10:07 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by goldney

One word:

Hyjacked[/b]

That's three words.
04-09-2007, 10:10 PM
MSG

Did you get that from a MySpace bulletin?
04-09-2007, 10:10 PM
Demerzel

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Originally Posted by Artelis

That's three words.[/b]

ur moms ass is 3 words
04-09-2007, 10:11 PM
TweaK

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Originally Posted by Artelis

That's three words.[/b]

You, sir, suck.

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Originally Posted by Artelis

ur moms ass is 3 words[/b]

BUT COUNTS FOR 10, HA-HA-H-- No.
04-09-2007, 10:11 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by MSG

Did you get that from a MySpace bulletin?[/b]

Your top 8

1. You will fall in love with number 3
2. You secretly had gay sex with number 2
3. Number 5 is your god-mother.
04-09-2007, 10:11 PM
Goldney

Isn't the plural of genius genii?
04-09-2007, 10:12 PM
wendylove

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Did he at least put stops in between statements?[/b]

No, haven't you read one of his books.

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ur moms ass is 3 words[/b]

five words by my count.
04-09-2007, 10:12 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by goldney

Isn't the plural of genius genii?[/b]

no, it's "more than one genius."
04-09-2007, 10:12 PM
TweaK

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Originally Posted by goldney

Isn't the plural of genius genii?[/b]

No. You're obviously not a genius. But if you want to become one, please call 1-800-Wendylove!
04-09-2007, 10:12 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by wendylove

No, haven't you read one of his books.

five words by my count.[/b]

GET OUR OF OUR THREAD!
04-09-2007, 10:13 PM
wendylove

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2. You secretly had gay sex with number 2[/b]

A gay joke how original :roll:
04-09-2007, 10:14 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by wendylove

A gay joke how original :roll:[/b]

Southpark references. How original. You sucking at life. How original.
04-09-2007, 10:14 PM
wendylove

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No. You're obviously not a genius. But if you want to become one, please call 1-800-Wendylove![/b]

If you were a genius then you would know my real number.
04-09-2007, 10:14 PM
Demerzel

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Originally Posted by wendylove

five words by my count.[/b]

if you were trying to mimic artelis' joke its actually six words...
04-09-2007, 10:14 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by wendylove

If you were a genius then you would know my real number.[/b]

what? no.
04-09-2007, 10:15 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by Techboy

if you were trying to mimic artelis' joke its actually six words...[/b]

she wants to be me.
04-09-2007, 10:15 PM
wendylove

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Southpark references. How original. You sucking at life. How original.[/b]

Why is being gay a insult. Our you homophobic.
04-09-2007, 10:16 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by wendylove

Why is being gay a insult. Our you homophobic.[/b]

I never said it was. WHEN DID I EVER SAY IT WAS? Stop making assumptions - ask your genius friend how to do that.

edit: in b4 locked.
04-09-2007, 10:16 PM
MrGrEmLiN

I don't think you can become a genius... You're born one... What you can become is a walking enciclopedia, which is different...
04-09-2007, 10:16 PM
wendylove

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if you were trying to mimic artelis' joke its actually six words...[/b]

3 isn't a word.

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I never said it was. WHEN DID I EVER SAY IT WAS? Stop making assumptions - ask your genius friend how to do that.[/b]

The comment about gay sex was a insult.

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Uh, no. Genius != Psychic.[/b]

You would know how to hack really quick. Like in the film Hackers.

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Our you? Yes, nice grammar there.[/b]

Dyselixa=Genius
04-09-2007, 10:17 PM
TweaK

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Originally Posted by Artelis

GET OUR OF OUR THREAD![/b]

OUR THREAD? YOU MEAN TWEAK'S THREAD.

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Originally Posted by Artelis

If you were a genius then you would know my real number.[/b]

Uh, no. Genius != Psychic.

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Originally Posted by Artelis

Why is being gay a insult. Our you homophobic.[/b]

Our you? Yes, nice grammar/spelling there.

In b4 lock too.

And wendylove my dearest, 3 is a word, because you're supposed to write it "three". I know it's a number, but technically it's also a word.
04-09-2007, 10:17 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by wendylove

3 isn't a word.[/b]

neither is askjdhgkjlalvkbaweklnvzcvyiuhwnvxcvkjh
04-09-2007, 10:17 PM
Demerzel

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Originally Posted by MrGrEmLiN

I don't think you can become a genius... You're born one... What you can become is a walking enciclopedia, which is different...[/b]

if i were to reply on topic I would agree. I was going to post this earlier but you know, more important stuff.
04-09-2007, 10:18 PM
Goldney

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Originally Posted by wendylove

3 isn't a word.[/b]

You're digging your own grave.
04-09-2007, 10:19 PM
Demerzel

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Originally Posted by wendylove

3 isn't a word.[/b]

It's shorthand for a word, used in such context
04-09-2007, 10:19 PM
TweaK

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Originally Posted by Artelis

neither is askjdhgkjlalvkbaweklnvzcvyiuhwnvxcvkjh[/b]

Yes.... yes it is.
04-09-2007, 10:20 PM
Artelis

This thread is now about lan parties.
http://artelis.demonation.net/assets...s/lansmall.jpg
04-09-2007, 10:21 PM
wendylove

Everything is noise.
Genius is genetic like dyslexia=genius. Your all wrong
04-09-2007, 10:21 PM
Goldney

I had a LAN party in Germany once. It was my first one. We played Counter Strike. It was good...
04-09-2007, 10:22 PM
TweaK

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Originally Posted by Artelis

This thread is now about lan parties.
http://artelis.demonation.net/assets...s/lansmall.jpg[/b]

http://www.jcthebase.nl/custom/fotos...%20Party-1.jpg
OMG DID U GO TO THE WEROCKTHISTHREADTOTALLY-LANPARTY? OMG!!!!!

And Wendy, you should be grateful. We turned this doomed-to-fail thread of yours into an epic success! Or, Great success! I like! But that would be impersonating Borat and that's been done. Been there, done that. That kinda stuff. So I decided to not say that.
04-09-2007, 10:22 PM
Goldney

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Originally Posted by wendylove

Everything is noise.
Genius is genetic like dyslexia=genius. Your all wrong[/b]

Shouldn't that be you're.

[EDIT] Only edited a little punctuation
04-09-2007, 10:22 PM
wendylove

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It's shorthand for a word, used in such context[/b]

3 isn't a word.
Playing games increase your intelligence and your violence level.

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Shouldn't that be you're.[/b]

I don't believe in grammer also I don't believe in I or You or You'r.
04-09-2007, 10:23 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by wendylove

Everything is noise.
Genius is genetic like dyslexia=genius. Your all wrong[/b]

You're off topic.

Learn to spell you're.
04-09-2007, 10:25 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by TweaK

http://www.jcthebase.nl/custom/fotos...%20Party-1.jpg
OMG DID U GO TO THE WEROCKTHISTHREADTOTALLY-LANPARTY? OMG!!!!!

And Wendy, you should be grateful. We turned this doomed-to-fail thread of yours into an epic success! Or, Great success! I like! But that would be impersonating Borat and that's been done. Been there, done that. That kinda stuff. So I decided to not say that.[/b]

Asian guy wins lan party
http://artelis.demonation.net/assets/images/lan2.jpg
04-09-2007, 10:25 PM
Demerzel

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Originally Posted by wendylove

Everything is noise.
Genius is genetic like dyslexia=genius. Your all wrong[/b]

Excuse me but I do not believe this makes any sense at all.

if I interpreted it correctly its a load of fucking bullshit, so it must be phrased bad.
04-09-2007, 10:26 PM
wendylove

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And Wendy, you should be grateful. We turned this doomed-to-fail thread of yours into an epic success! Or, Great success! I like! But that would be impersonating Borat and that's been done. Been there, done that.[/b]

Well I think I might have created the fastest growing thread in dreamviews history. Dosen't that take genius hence I have succeeded :wink:
04-09-2007, 10:26 PM
Artelis

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Originally Posted by Techboy

Excuse me but I do not believe this makes any sense at all.

if I interpreted it correctly its a load of fucking bullshit, so it must be phrased bad.[/b]

it's
badly
etc.
04-09-2007, 10:27 PM
Gwendolyn

So, this went down the tubes really quick. Please be respectful to one another! *locked*