But.. you don't though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
That's the chilling thing.
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But.. you don't though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
That's the chilling thing.
Nope. Not even a little bit. :)
I just look good.
1. If you see something hanging from somebody's nose, it's always nice telling them about it before anyone else sees it.
2. You shouldn't make fun of someone for being "too skinny". You probably wouldn't tease a FAT person, so don't tease a THIN person!
3. Don't use profanities because you haven't an idea if your offending anybody.
4. While having sexual relations, try to last at least 15 minutes or so, unless you discuss the length of time before hand.
And most important:
5. If you're driving your car and see a mother duck with her ducklings crossing the road, please stop your car and let them pass, don't just run them over like I saw someone do last spring, it was very, very sad.
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Originally Posted by hankwheels
I despise too fat people; most deserve teasing; for the vast majority it's their own stupid fault.
Their problem, not yours. Let them deal with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carôusoul
Well, if they're leeching benefits from the government and creating the need for endless government schemes designed to teach us all how to eat properly then it kinda is out problem. :?
The fire-services here have to use their equipment to lift some of the more obese people up when they need to be moved into a hospital or whatever, which is such a waste of valuable services it's beyond belief.
There are obese parents who can't look after their children properly.
We sorta do need to do something. :?
They're also an eyesore.
Well, obviously.
Well then be mean, you're the one asking for advice.
Don't bother.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carôusoul
It's more rewarding to bring peace and happiness to yourself rather than others. Besides, being an asshole is hilarious.
Well-put.
Being nice is easy:
Just think about whether or not what you're about to say is your attempt to be a dick, and whether or not the person you're about to be a dick to honestly deserved it.
If they have put forth the effort to be a dick, just like you're about to do, then it's justified (though not always necessary). If they weren't trying to be a dick, don't be a dick. Plain and simple.
If they weren't trying to be a dick and you still want to be a dick, don't whine like a little girl when someone makes you look like the dick you are and out-dicks you, like most dicks do.
In case you haven't noticed, the pattern states that if you're not nice to someone that's nice to you, you're a dick. Is that how you want to be defined?
Something on your mind, O?Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
It was in the post so many times to emphasize the last sentence. I happen to be secure enough in my heterosexuality to say the word "dick" as many times as I want, with no other connotations, especially using it in the alternative meaning, which was obvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
However leave it to you to immediately imply it as something homosexual, though. Something on your mind, Mark? :wtf:
Say "please" and "thank you". And hold the door open for women.
Did it seem to imply that to you? Is there anything else you'd like to let us know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Adorable. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
The way you say that almost convinces me that you really believe your style of humor isn't completely transparent, and that no one reading this can tell when you're back-pedaling.
Almost.
Fortunately, I give you more credit than that. I'm sure you're aware. :cheers:
I can see this is a sensitive topic for you. I'll let you come to me when you're ready to continue.
Aww, now come on, Mark. That was just lame. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
At least do me the honor of doing better than that. Work with me, here. :(
Now, O, let's not hijack this thread and derail it by going off topic.
Damn. You're right. How selfish of me. :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
Carry on, everyone!
...:lmao:
Is this the only word that stuck out to you? Now what is on your mind?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
Anway - Carou, O made a great post.
Individually, no instance of that word appeared struck me any more than any other word. It was just that it stuck out so frequently that the sum sticking out of that word was disproportionately high, leading to my question, which I would draw attention to the fact that was very open ended.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xox
Don't ever be mean, aggressive, inconsiderate, or hurtful in any other way to anybody who is not asking for it. Ever. That is the secret. You have to learn that you have no business whatsoever being mean to somebody who is undeserving of it no matter what kind of mood you are in and no matter what kind of impulse you have. It is your responsibility not to hurt the innocent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carôusoul
Also remember that sometimes you will be accused of being unjustifiably mean when you are not being that way. Learn to hold onto the fact that you are not being mean when you are not. That can be especially hard when you have a group of people ganging up on you and telling you you are out of line, but if you are not being out of line, stick to your guns and don't cave in with an apology you have no obligation to give. It's still okay to show some concern over the fact that they think otherwise, but don't let them hijack your mind.
On top of that, let good people know that you care about them by communicating with positive body language and voice tone as well as doing something helpful or gift giving for them once in a while. Show signs that you are somebody they can talk to and that you are listening to what they say.
EDIT: And don't be a clitoris or a breast nipple.