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well here it goes, ask me anything about myself, as personal as you wish, nothing too out there though, if i dont like the question i might not answer, or maybe ill PM it if its too private lol..
shoot away
(and keep it serious, no dumb questions like how many apples do you eat a year)
(im bored at work so keep me entertained plz :D)
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Srsly: Favourite person in history?
I'd goto a store and buy one for a klondike bar :lol:
My favorite person in history: John Lennon
why? his activism, music
What's your full name?
Christopher or, Chris, I'm not mentioning last names though
How many pears do you eat in a year?
Will you spoon with me? I'll buy you dinner.
If you and a friend went camping, got incredibly drunk and you woke up the next day with a condom in your ass, would you tell anybody?
Please tell me you're not speaking from experience...Quote:
Originally Posted by ExoByte
anywhere from none to 10Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
only if your hot :)Quote:
Originally Posted by b12
i would ask who's condom it was and thank them cause they used one!Quote:
Originally Posted by ExoByte
safe sex is a must :lol: even if there was no consent!
"If you and a friend went camping, got incredibly drunk and you woke up the next day with a condom in your ass, would you tell anybody?"
"No."
"...wanna go camping?"
lol who are you asking ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed
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Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed
CB is the winner ;)
in that case lets go camping....
whats the best advice you've heard and listened to?
to not get attached too much to people or things quickly, and im trying to do just that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Soldier
any more questions? cmon, ask some personal ones, unusual questions...
Have you ever had sex with a monkey, or a monkey-like person?
#1 What colour is the sky in your world?
#2 In your opinion, what is the 'point' in life?
#3 Do you believe in ghosts?
nopeQuote:
Originally Posted by b12
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Originally Posted by Sanquis
#1 blue
#2 theres really no point other then to live
#3 No, ghosts are myths
How many times a day do you masturbate?
About 2 times max :PQuote:
Originally Posted by kichu
Edit: ok maybe 3 sometimes on certain days :D
When was your last date?
(with a man or a woman :P)
lets see, about 2 years with a woman, never dated a guy yet, quite sad isn't it? I need to go out more!Quote:
Originally Posted by suttsman
Have you had sex yet? If so, how was it? Preferably embarrassing stories please...
I have with 1 person, my ex gf, back home in new york, although i experimented with a guy before i did with a girl, but it wasnt full on sex so i guess it doesn't countQuote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
anyways, It was INCREDIBLE, very good for the both of us
I was the virgin but she had a few experiences at the time so, pretty much she came on to me one day, stripped down naked and just dominated me, i was on the bottom and she was on the top alot of times.
anyways so yea it was incredible for both of us, she said for a virgin i was extremely long lasting...:lol: just imagine how long I last now ;)
EDIT:so yea you wanted details mes i know, theres ONE embarrassing part of this story
so yea as she was undressing and i was also, my bumbling idiot friend strolls into her backyard and knocks on her window and annoys us, it was my first time for gods sake and he had to come ruin it.
so anyway, she yells at him and tells him to get lost were busy then hes like oo your doing it!, like some kind of child....
anyway so after that we close the windows, blinds, lock the doors and OH MY GOD, did she teach me a thing or 2, or 3...or 4....:D
but yea overall, for me sex worked out very fantastic.
Hehe! :content:
Edit: Wait, I just said something and completely changed my mind about it.
huh? what was it??? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
I would tell my same sex story but im afraid everyone will puke...lol
(wasn't really sex anyways..)
What part of Arizona are you from? Feel free not to answer if you think I'm going to stalk you. :D
What do you like most about Arizona?
If you were a genie, what kind of container would you like to be in? And you'd better not say a lamp...
Phoenix, I like the winter, the mountains, but the drivers are complete idiotsQuote:
Originally Posted by kaeraz
what kinda container...hmmm a diamond or something
I demand you tell it. :banana:Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla
What's your most embarrassing memory/story?
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Originally Posted by Xox
well, if you ask, okay!
WARNING TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE SAME SEX TALK DO NOT READ BELOW, i warned you!
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Ok so, here it goes, so me and my friend, I'll call him bob, his real name isn't bob but, thats the replacement i chose :-P
so anyways, I was friends with him for quite some time, we worked together...well thats how we met, at work...cause he trained me how to do the job and whatnot..
Anyways, throughout our friendship, we were pretty close, we hung out alot and one day he told me he was Bi, and I was shocked cause I hadn't had a clue.
So anyways, since he admitted he was bi, it was eating me up mentally because deep down I knew I wasn't straight either and he was the only person i knew and trusted to tell that i wasn't straight either.
So we discussed that orientation stuff for a while, and one night i got drunk with him and some of his friends and he claimed i tried to hit on him but he stopped me cause i was drunk, nice kid eh? :D
anyways, so one day i was speaking to him online and i just said it to him, i think im bisexual also but im not 100% sure, and he offered to well, give me a bj.
So i agreed nervously (i wasn't and am not attracted to him)
so he came over my house, i ripped my clothes off and well, he got DOWN, to business hehe...
so yea mistakenly, i left my bedroom windows open and i was moaning like a school girl i swear to you the neighboors were like looking outside from their windows going like, what the heck was that? LOL
so i slammed my windows shut so i can moan loudly like a woman some more
and well to be honest it was the most incredible orgasm i've ever had in my ENTIRE life, and with a guy im not attracted to, i can only IMAGINE how wonderful it would be to be with a guy im attracted to!
so yea i don't want to get into any gritty details but, overall it was absolutely amazing..and thats the day i fully realised i was Bisexual.
This one's going to take a minute to remember.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bayside
Oh i've got one!...
back in middle school, i don't remember who told but, someone was going around telling people my middle name, its Maria..a girls name, at the time i was VERY insecure about my sexuality and terrified of ANYONE suspecting i wasnt straight.
the most embarrassing thing is that people i didnt even know would walk up to me in school and sing that song "MARIA MARIAAAAAAA"
(wyclef jean song from the late 90's)
that was the single most embarrassing time of my life,
this lasted months, no joke, probably even years until high school came along and i guess everyone just forgot about it.
but yea, thats one of my most embarrassing times.
Holy crap, why did your parents give you that middle name?? :lol: I mean I might be socially conservative in saying this, but you identify yourself as a dude, right... so you need a dude's middle name.
Nice sex story btw. I'm a little grossed out by the fact that you agreed to do something with someone you weren't attracted to, though.
yea well, i just HAD TO KNOW, ya know? I had no other way of knowing without hitting on a good looking guy and getting my ass kicked, yea it was a bit sleazy that i didn't like him but...the past is past lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
and to my middle name, my mom told me that it signifies protection from the w/e you call it in christianity the holy mother or w/e the hell its called, mary...(my religion knowledge is lacking, havent been to church in almost 10 years..)
so yea they were all religious in picking the name, but i always yelled at her for naming me that....bleh its ok i guess, goes with my bi-nature lol half guy half girl :D
...Have you ever heard of Alcohol?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
Wow, I want to be like you some day. :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by b12
He wasn't drunk, anyway, unless he left that bit out. :chuckle:
I wasn't drunk, I was just desperate to find out if I was Bi or not lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
no more crazy questions huh? you guys are fun! :rolleyes:
Geurrilla do you prefer coke or pepsi?
neither, I don't drink soda, but when I did it was Coke pretty much exclusively
I only drink water mostly now, milk, beer, wine, liquor :D
I've decided to revive the thread, I'm bored lol
In what situation would you be perfectly willing to give your life for another, and who would that person be?
What is your favorite roller coaster?
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Originally Posted by Croneus
I would give my life for another if a specific person was suffering or something, and I'm not sure who it would be to be honest
None, I am terrified of heights, I would never set foot on oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Exhalent
"Is it true that there is a part in your brain, that if you shoot it, it will explode"?
if you shoot any part it explodes, bullets do that :D
What are your favorite hobbies, and why?
Do you like cats? Dogs? Which do you like better?
If you could be someone else for a day, who would you choose and why?
Do you speak any other languages? What ones?
What traits do you admire in others?
What three things are you most proud of at this point in your life?
Are you happy right now? What does happiness mean to you? If you are not happy, what do you think will bring you happiness?
You are getting in your car to drive someplace...where are you going?
What is your favorite meal?
Can you speak spanish?
do you think you could kill someone in the following scenarios and that if you were defending yourself killing them would not be your last option:
1. If you woke up and a burglar was in your house
2. Your drafted into the army( lets say as a sniper), obviously because your a sniper you have a target on them, but they can not see you and pose no immediate danger. Could you kill them?
3. If your found out that your Dad beat the hell out of your mum. For this scenario you can say whether you'd just beat the hell out of him and make him suffer, you don't have to kill him. basically would you retaliate?
What's your favorite animal and why?
Whats the worst event you've seen( not happening to you)?
What's the worst thing that's happened to you?
Fav hobby: Videogames, why? they are hella fun!Quote:
Originally Posted by vivedream
Cats and dogs? I love em both
If I could be someone else for a day I would be Jessica Alba, or Mila Kunis...or...etc
why? well they are so pretty, and being a pretty girl would be great
Other languages? Italian
What traits I admire? Honesty and Compassion
I'm mostly proud about coming out to my mom and some friends
Am I happy now? Sorta...I have my good days and bad really, but what would really truly bring happiness to me was to have been born a girl.
Im in my car driving to work, usually
And my favorite meal would involve anything beef based :D
None whatsoever, but im great at italian, and sicilian slangQuote:
Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed
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Originally Posted by cuddleyperson
1. I would hurt the burgular, maybe, im a terrible fighter, and i hurt easily and im very....sissy like lol..but I would try defending myself the best I could.
2. I would say im openly gay to avoid draft, im Bisexual, so I can actually fool people to think im gay
3. If my dad did that, I'd call the cops, no way I can hurt that man, he's like a tank, im like a twig.
My Favorite animal, not sure, I love most animals.
My absolute favorite as of now is a Koala bear, or a feline animal, I would love to just give a panda or a koala or a tiger a hug, in an ideal world without animals mauling people :D
The worst event I've seen was 9/11, I wasn't there but I was nearly 60 miles away, I lived in New York, and the smoke and dust actually came past my town, looked like a nasty fog, I knew some people who were blocks away and they ran their ASSES off!
luckily their okay.
The worst thing thats happened to me?
Being born a man
If there was a program out there that allow you the be frozen in a lucid dream for over 200 years , would you accept the offer?
I know , its from Vanilla sky
nope, thats just too long, 8 hours is good enough for me
If you were able to obtain any skill without any effort , what would that skill be? But you can only choose 1
1. Why did you choose guerilla for your user name? Does it have anything to do with being a revolutionary?
2. Did you like high school or college better? Why?
3. If you could magically make yourself not bi would you do it? This seems like an obvious yes, but based on how often I had heard you mention you are bi, I get the feeling that you may be proud of it. Like it defines you, or makes you unique.
4. If you saw a man drop 20$, would you give it back to him? Would your decision change if the man was wearing a suit (looks rich) or is in raggity clothes?
5. What is your biggest weakness?
6. If you had one noun to describe yourself, what would it be?
7. If you had one song to describe youself, what would it be?
8.If you had 1 smiley to describe yourself, which would it be?
9. Do you think it is lame that I am sitting here thinking of questions when I probably have something better to do? I do.
10. Here is one I am proud of: If you had the chance to change out your life now would you do it? Here are the rules. You and reincarnated as another random American of the same socio-economic status. Your parents never had you so nobody misses you. You don't remember this life so you don't miss anyone. Basically don't let the fact that you will miss people affect your decision. So would you roll the dice for a better life?
It would be to freeze time whenever I wanted, for as long as I wanted without any negative effects on myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Halocuber
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Originally Posted by i make it rain
Why did I choose this name? I got it from Counter-Strike, (Guerilla Warface)...he's a terrorist character, I took the first half of his name.
I've been using the name ever since, I usually use Guerilla warfare tactics in videogames, so it suits me right?
College was better for me, i only went for 2 years but it was better then the 4 years at HS
To me, college has more freedom to do whatever you please, HS was so rule oriented and really superficial the way the school worked, the whole if your not popular your a nobody thing ya know?
If I had the power to 'un Bi' myself, I would not choose that, why?
I like the way I am, and im glad im this way...to me its a gift from nature
If a man, woman or anybody drops a 20$ bill in front I would always give it back, i would feel to guilty to keep it, let alone spend it, heck I feel bad when I don't let people merge in front of me in traffic.
My biggest weakness is fear, fear paralyzes me from doing ANYTHING, fear of anything really. Or actually, embarrassment is my big weakness also
1 noun to describe me: Strange?
1 song to describe me: Not sure, will edit this later
1 smiley: :?
I don't think its lame your thinking of questions, thats the point of the thread, and i bet your at work killing time like me :D
"Here is one I am proud of: If you had the chance to change out your life now would you do it? Here are the rules. You and reincarnated as another random American of the same socio-economic status. Your parents never had you so nobody misses you. You don't remember this life so you don't miss anyone. Basically don't let the fact that you will miss people affect your decision. So would you roll the dice for a better life?"
If its random then no, I would want to specifically be someone else, sorta
What's your fav class in TF2. (BTW I think mine is spy or soldier) It looks like it's scout but I wanna make sure.
I don't really have a favorite, I play them all...but the most played classes is Pyro and Scout for me.
I USED THE GUERILLA GUY TOO IN CS. AWESOME.
last time I checked strange wasn't a noun. :?
I wasn't killing time at work. It was late and I wasn't tired enough to go to bed. My job really doesn't have any killable time.
Ever been Judo Chopped?
Nope
Do you have a special connection to anything like an animal, place, person, situation or plant? (Even non-living objects)
Would you have sex with a horse if someone put a gun to your head?
What do you do for work?
Have you ever been attacked by bees unexpectedly?
Have you ever been afraid to Lucid Dream?
When are you going to start answering questions again?
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Originally Posted by mindwanderer
I have a special connection with animals, they just make me feel good, I love all animals.
Nope, either way its gonna end up bad, atleast getting shot doesn't involve beastialityQuote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
I test software for work, nothing special really, and no I haven't been attacked by bee's plural but single bee's have chased me before causing me to run and scream lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Schmaven
Never, I haven't yet but I want to so badQuote:
Originally Posted by dorpis
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Originally Posted by Sandform
Yes, sorry I didn't check on the thread, I thought it died
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
No, ever ask questions that actually can be answered? :P
I don't know have I? =).
Have you ever forgotten how to swim?
What is your most favorite dream about?
<random bee story>
I hate being attacked by bees. I usually just sit there, and wait until they go away, I figure if I don't bother them, they won't bother me. But one time at the beach, I was sitting down on some rocks, and this bumble bee started flying around me. I didn't move and tried to ignore it, but then it started flying into and around my face. I could feel its wings hit my face. I still didn't move and kept trying to ignore it. But then it flew around my arm and finally landed and stung me, the bastard. I knocked it away before the stinger broke off, but then it kept coming after me even after I moved 10 ft away. I ended up smashing it with my shoe. Some bees are just assholes I guess. But there is this chair on my back porch that a group of wasps likes to chew on, and whenever I'm in it, they just chew on the sides and leave me alone. Sometimes they land on me, but then they realize I'm not edible or w/e and fly away. I've never been stung by a wasp.
</random bee story>
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Originally Posted by Schmaven
Forgotten to swim? nope I love swimming and I doubt I would forget how
My most favorite dream was over 15 years ago...it was such an amazing dream that it has left a permanent impression on me ever since.
The dream was about me, being a girl in the dream in the middle of this empty highway in the desert...then a red car passes...stops and backs up to pick me up..
Inside is a gorgeous man, he turns up the radio and puts his arm around me and pulls me close, then we just drive into the sunset downhill into this valley or something...and the dream fades away
What are your thoughts on government secrecy/coverups, including 9/11 and aliens.
What are you thoughts on fractional reserve banking, do you think that the dollar will
collapse, and if so when?
How much of the NWO, or what parts, do you believe? That the IRS collects income tax to pay off the loans from the banks, the senate and presidency are bought and paid for, that they basically run the world as far as our society is concerned, etc.
Have you ever heard of Project Camelot, or David Wilcock?
Do you ever see 11:11, 3:21, 9:11, 12:21, or any number sequence on digital clocks etc, abnormally often?
What are your thoughts on December 21st, 2012 11:11am?
If you could go back and do one thing differently in this life, what would it be?
My thoughts on Government secrecy is simple, The Government hides things from us.Quote:
Originally Posted by starfire
Now as for 9/11 and aliens I don't think they are covering up aliens to my knowledge, and I'm not sure about 9/11...I don't believe either side of the story. I don't believe the government story, or the conspiracies.
What do i think of the fed?
I think very lowly of them, I think the existance of such a thing is immoral. Now about the dollar, I think it may collapse within the next 4 years.
As far as the NWO goes, I don't really believe in a group that plan world domination per say but I believe alot of nations are getting together to try to globalise every nation, they believe a globalized economy would be stronger...maybe?
Now for the IRS and the gov, I hate them to be honest, they can go fall into a toxic dump for all I care :D
No I haven't heard of project camelot or that man you listed after.
Doesn't everyone see those on clocks? :?
I'm assuming on dec 21 at 11:11 nothing will happen other then a few conspiracy nuts holding their breath.
If I could go back and do something differently it would be to be myself, I wish I started acting and BEING the real me a LONG time ago.
LEt's switch lives for a day, because I;m scared of lucid dreaming, but I'll still do it. =DQuote:
Originally Posted by guerilla
Random thought/question:
If, in the unlikely occurance that the world were to end on December 21st, 2012, 11:11, which time zone would this go by?
Real question:
Are you the type of person that:
a) eats a ton when they're depressed
b) eats mainly sweets (such as chocolate) when they're depressed
c) dosn't eat when they're depressed
d) dosn't get depressed
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Originally Posted by Kordan
I'm not sure what time zone it would be tbh, because I don't concern myself with any 2012 end of the world crap, I think its another stupid Y2K joke.
A) Yup, especially chocolate or fatty foods, heh...
B) Yep
C) Sometimes, when I get super depressed i refuse to eat drink or talk or even move, I just sit in bed and sleep all day when that happens.
D) I'd have to say no to this question cause im more depressed then not
Do you hold beliefs that woud been seen as supersticious? And if so, wich beliefs are they?
None that I can think of, I don't really believe in anything.