Thread: How to get a girlfriend

In before flame

Seismosaur- In before flame

? What does that mean?

You mean, meeting girls? Or turning them to your darkside?

Just avoid the "just friends turning into more than friends" approach. Generally, if a girl wants a slice of you, your best chances are when things are still fresh and electric. Of course, then you run the risk of finding out three days later that you actually hate her. Or that all your best friends already slept with her last year and didn't have a chance to tell you yet.

You know, now that I think back on my experiences, you should probably just ignore all my advice

This is a great time to be single, going back to school. No regrets about the breakup!

YOU CHAUVINISTIC JERK! HOW DARE YOU TREAT GIRLS LIKE THAT! YOU THINK YOU CAN REPLACE A GIRL THAT EASY? I BET YOU FEEL NO REMORSE, MAN! NO REMORSE! ONLY THIRTY MINUTES AND YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT ANOTHER ONE? YOU ACT LIKE GIRLS CAN JUST BE 'PICKED,' LIKE THEY ARE A FRUIT! I HATE GUYS LIKE YOU!

That's what Seismo meant. =D

But seriously, you are looking into getting another girl only thirty minutes after dropping the last one? You either have serious dependency issues, or are in denial of the depression that the breakup caused.

yeah, it was pretty eh. Hadnt seen her in 2 months. So new year. (I'm going to be a Senior in HighSchool) and idk maybe i should ignore ur advise xD jk

Edit:
Abra, she broke up with me lol and i didnt say i wanted a girl right now i just wanted advice so when i see a girl i like i know what to do

don't become friends with her. if she has problems and wants to talk to you about them, be there for her for a little bit but not a long time, just be like "well i got to go do some stuff", or something like that, and keep her curious as to what could possibly be better than her.

There are too many amazing girls and not enough time, Abra. No time to waste moping about in heartbreak.

haha i like Robot_Butlers attitude But she started second guessing the relationship 2 days ago. First she wanted to just be friends and then things started to go down hill from there, then she started to get her other friends invovled and it kinda made me mad, it was between me and her.

Girl's friends always give terrible advice in situations like that. I feel like they always have an agenda.

whatever you do. Don't do what Mikey in the swingers movie did.

Try this.

find a girl of your choosing out in some public place, like the mall or something, then whip out your dong and she will be impressed by your confidence... once you have done this, ask for her number and set up a date later.

Originally Posted by ranma187

whatever you do. Don't do what Mikey in the swingers movie did.

Oh my God I love that scene!

Step 1: get a pen and paper
Step 2: watch a Bond movie.

Make sure you become friends with her friends, that way you can attack the victim from all angles and make escape futile hang out in a normal way and get to know her better.

I too, would like to know how to get a girlfriend...

If you dont know how to get a girlfriend naturally, then you are probably a big nerd. but saying this i can't get a girlfriend either. so .... meh

Well, that was helpful, guy...

Talk, talk, smile, talk, compliment, talk, smile, repeat. Sooner or lated one of them is going to connect. You have to work the odds, as in your odds in any single case are low so deal in volume. Plant seeds, water, see which ones grow -> ask if she wants to hang out some time, suggest getting food or something simple like that -> progress, flirt, talk, compliment, smile, repeat -> tongue her and you're in.

Or, if you're the quality type, then accept that you're going to be single a hell of a lot more often than you'd like to be - learn to be the "plan B" and have to wait some things out because the vast majority of the "keepers" aren't single, sorry. Just don't get hung up on one girl for too long. If it isn't working out, it isn't working out, cut your losses and move on. Sometimes (a LOT of times) it just doesn't happen for whatever reason. Maybe try again in 6 months, if she's still around. That's actually a decent strategy, since the girl will remember you and you're already hopefully on good terms.

Just try not to get caught in the friend trap. Like I said, compliment and smile, flirt once you start doing things together. Otherwise, if it's just talk, you're just friends, and that's hard to turn around.

Get some decent clothes and hygiene stuff. A good cologne - take a girl with you when you try them out and pick. Get some honest opinions on your hair, too, and remember to shave and get at least somewhat regular haircuts (1/5wk at the longest). Girls hate stubble like nothing else - only Clooney can pull it off, and you're not George Clooney so don't try. And, ffs, Axe is not proper hygiene any more than dousing yourself in Lysol is. I recommend VS1 + body wash. That stuff is liquid sex.



My wisdom from years of doing it the wrong way and hearing every girl and guy explain it to me.

Originally Posted by DNK

Talk

That's my problem...I'm not a very good talker, and I don't know what to talk about that would keep a good conversation going.

lol im the same way

To be a good conversationalist, just try to get the other person to talk. Nobody wants to sit and listen to you talk.

Just focus on getting them jibber-jabbin, and make lots of eye contact.

Slayer, Just talks about cats. everyone likes cats!

Yeah, ask questions. Ask, ask, find common interests, proceed to more developed conversations.

Don't forget to throw a few jokes in, if you're the funny sort. If not, well, stick to the talking and work on it.

Originally Posted by Robot_Butler

There are too many amazing girls and not enough time, Abra. No time to waste moping about in heartbreak.

I love that.

LOVE.

What are some good things to talk about?