Tell me how to say something in your native language

i apologize in advance for bad language

acht aye the noo - well, yes ok, now

yaw haw hawww - hahaha

am gawn tae chib yoo tae yoor deed ya wee bawbag - i will hit you with a stick untill you are dead you little scrotum

oot ah ma way yae wee prick or ah'll bang yer heed throo that fuckin windae - get out of my way you little penis or i wil put your head through that window.

wit yoo gawn on boot noo ya mad rocket - what are you talking about now you crazy person.

two bowtles ah bucky an a pack ah fags stevie boy - could i please have two bottles of buckfast and a packet of cigarettes young steven.

Fire good! Thats Fire is good in Cavemanish.

I want to learn more :) offensive stuff or greetings or something. and remember to tell me what language it is :)

Soo jem poolah. -Romanian

Suck my phallus. -English

Pasop, hier kom die krokenoster! [Afrikaans]

Be careful, here comes the [no word in the english language to describe this terrifying beastie]

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Originally Posted by ThreeLetterSyndrom

I could see that.
It's
Votre répresence, qui me fatigue.
Or something like that :P

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Votre présence me rend nauséeux more likely.

well, i dont know much french, but i know that merde means shit/fuck. i used to know full strung offensive sentences, but i cant remember anything now.

Usually offensive stuff is prefered, right?
So this is german:

Ich hoffe du wirst in der Hölle schmoren.

(I hope you'll burn in hell)

As for the contrary:

Heute nacht werde ich einen Klartraum/luziden Traum haben.

(Tonight I'll have a lucid dream)

^^Esta noche tendré un sueño lúcido. (spanish)

Tonight i will have a lucid dream

Hmm... This could be fun.

Practically any insult in Danish is at least partly inspired by English words such as 'fuck' 'shit' etc. I won't do that.

Hej = Hi/hello
God dag/go'dag/go'daw = Good day
-Nat = -Night
-Morgen = -Morning
Farvel = (good) bye/farewell

Julemandens lørdagskyllinger smager bedst på en søndag morgen = Santa Claus' Saturday chicken tastes the best on a sunday morning

Jeg aner ikke hvad du snakker om = I have no idea what you are talking about.

en/et, to, tre, fire, fem, seks, syv, otte, ni, ti... = one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...

Du må få min sofacykel når jeg døøøør = You can have my couch-bike* when I diiiiie (*Recumbent bicycle) ((This is a line from a Danish song))

If you want more, just ask me, eppy ;)

So i was on school and suddenly my friend walks up to me and says while acting like a hobo:

Hallo meneer, hebt u Een Euro voor eten?
Een Euro?! Kanker ben je helemaal gek?! Hier heb je 20 cent.
Het is niet voor drugs het is voor eten, ik wil me gewoon nog een keertje leeekker voelen.

Hello sir, do you have One Euro for food?
One Euro?! Fuckface have you totaly lost your mind?! Here you have 20 cent.
It isnt for drugs its for food, i wanna feel goood for one more time.

Sounds rubbish in english but it made me ROFL in dutch

Rubbel die Katz.

Rub the cat.

Resemblance, no?

Yoh sint bee-neh. Coom yesht too?

I am good, how are you?

On dirait qu'il n'y a pas beaucoup de monde qui parlent francais ici.. Je suppose que c'est une bonne chose. Il y a beaucoup de languages tres interessants par contre, et j'aimerais vraiment tout les apprendre. Hey, il y a des gens qui le font!


It seems like there aren't many people who speak french around here.. I suppose it's a good thing. There are a lot of very interesting languages however, and I would really like to learn them all. Hey, some people do it!

Billi ko darwasa ke saath rukh do.

Put the cat next to the door.

I think this is gonna be the longest translation of a single word yet :P

Inat (Инат) - To do exactly the opposite of something someone told you to do just to spite them, even if it's against your own well-being. Yeah, we do that alot :roll:

Me encantaria meterme en tus pantalones esta noche.

-I'd love to get in your pants tonight.

That could be considered a greeting. It's spanish, by the way.

Miya-hee
Miya-hoo
Miya-ho
Miya-haha
Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.

English:
Miya-hee
Miya-hoo
Miya-ho
Miya-haha
[These are just sounds.]
Hello [on a cellphone], greetings, it's me, an outlaw,
I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me, Picasso,
I sent you a beep [cellphone signal], and I'm brave [or strong],
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.
You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.
Your face and the love from the linden trees,
And I remember your eyes.
You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.
Your face and the love from the linden trees,
And I remember your eyes.
I call you [over the phone], to tell you what I feel right now,
Hello, my love, it's me, your happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me again, Picasso,
I sent you a beep [cellphone signal] and I'm brave [or strong],
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.
You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.
Your face and the love from the linden trees,
And I remember your eyes.
Miya-hee
Miya-hoo
Miya-ho
Miya-haha
You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.
Your face and the love from the linden trees,
And I remember your eyes.

Vad gör du? Arbetar? Av din egen fria vilja?

Swedish for "What are you doing? Working? Of your own free will?"
Taken from a swedish comic book called Herman Hedning (literally means Herman Heathen, although his english name is Marwin Meathead).
http://www.hermanhedning.com/eng/MM3.jpg

Tres ninos estan corriendo. Three kids are running

Italian

Pezzo di merda - piece of shit

figlio di puttana - son of a bitch

Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare cazzi su un aereo - Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane

useful if you're pissed at someone.

Dutch:
Rot op!
English:
Fuck off!

German. Indisputably the most awesome language...evar. Not technically my native tongue, but could have been one if my grandpa had lived long enough to teach me.

Here's some basic ones:

leck mich (am Arsch)
"Kiss my ass" [lit. 'lick me (on the ass)']

verpiss dich
"Piss off"

Hurensohn
"Bastard" [lit. 'son of a whore']

Wichser
"Wanker"

Bierficker
"Needle-dick" [lit. 'beer-fucker'; implies a man is so poorly endowed that he could stick it into the opening of a beer bottle]

Arschficker
"Butt-fucker"

Klugscheißer
"Smart ass"

Tunte
"Drag queen"

Okai... suppose I could add some. (You may take a wild guess as to what language it is :p)

Hei = hi
Morn = morning

En øl, takk = One beer, please
Faen, det er dyrt = Damn, that's expensive

That's all I can think of...-.-

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Me pica mi culo.

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Yo tambien.:shock: