Help! Mantras Need Some Zest!

Slam down some awesome or funny mantras to break the boredom that can be MILD.

Think of a mantra that is new, awesome, and perhaps funny as hell.

I start us off:
1) Dream, Dream, Dream your boat swiftly off the edge. Over you go into the lucid flow, now to go flying instead.

2)Gonna get you robot, just wait, dreams a coming, yep dreams a coming, then I will teach you to steal my Kit Kat bar.

Next... have fun with it.

Ok, I will keep this going as I find it amusing. For the sake of this thread feel free to make up to triple posts!

There was a young dreamer from Not
Who got lucid quite a lot
As sleep would get nearer
His mind would grow clearer
Yes he got lucid a lot (repeat, of course, because it is a mantra.)

The point is that MILD can be hard to focus on and if you can not stay slightly focused (not intensely focused on it,) then it will likely not be your focus as you fall asleep..
Think of the great classic, "I am dreaming" it is not bad but also very short and can just become a humming as you get closer to sleep.
The next is one of my favorites. It seems about the right length to keep me engaged, but really takes no thought. It also shows how simply including words like Dream and Lucid is enough. The mantra does not have to be an affirmation stating you will get lucid, or hypnotism like, the next time I am aware then it is a dream.

repeated in a sing/song way to Row Your Boat:

Dream, dream, dream, the dream
Gently as you sleep
merrily merrily merrily
life is but a dream

Quote:

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Gonna get you robot, just wait, dreams a coming, yep dreams a coming, then I will teach you to steal my Kit Kat bar.

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Nice! Is there a tune to this one?

To the tune of "she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes":

When you find out that you're dreaming stabilize
Maybe touch things but try not to close your eyes
When you find out that you're dreaming
There ain't much use in scheming
If the first thing you don't do is stabilize

Or some variation of that.

Another one, to the tune of a Big Band era song called "The Chant":

Remember when you're dreaming
That this is a dream
Remember when you're dreaming
To have yourself a lucid dream