just this year

I've just learned to lucid dream this year....actually before the reality check thing, I never had before....I was a virgin hee hee...but really It'll happen

so.....what is your point? :?

I went to reply to another post and started a new topic by accident....sorry to confuse anyone

yeah uh huh ok....so now you think everythings just peachy? what's gonna happen to this thread huh? bet you didn't think about that huh did yah....well you shoulda been more carefull, really. I mean now we gotta think up somethin to talk about... I mean damnit, who starts a WHOLE NEW TOPIC instead of replying? gah....


sorry I'm bored LOL :lol:

lol

we could discuss the what would happen to the vegetarian community if it was found that asparagus and broccoli had intelligence rivaling cute fuzzy animals?

ummm

:idea: :idea:

No i got it... Ninjas...


oh wait

/RANT ON/

There frigin everywhere, there could be one right behind you doing backflips and you wouldent know it.. why?

Kuz there sneaky...

We got em here at work along with Ferrets Raptors and Aliens. (the big mean no eyes two mouthed chestbursting variety)

Why do you think Pentium chips cost so damned much, we lose Techs constantly, prices have been driven down a bit though after we came up with some heavy ion weapons from a decon'd Implanter (a smaller version of a partical accelerator) Which we were able to use to drive back the alien menace into the Fan deck (ventilation shafts) aliens love ventilation shafts... one of the first things you are taught is if you see smoke flashy lights and hear sirens there are most likely aliens about. The biggest problem we have now is their Goo... aliens love to Goo and they are damned good at it, it causes the microchips to become defectve while they are being made.

Raptors on the other hand are sneakier, not Ninja sneaky but they can be pesky. They jump through walls and stuff with those claws teeth and rip techs to shreds, their poop also causes particle problems like the alien goo..

Now your saying... Ferrets? what the hell could a ferret do?
if you asked that you obviously dont own any.

Ferrets are always trying to be sneaky, however their brains are too little and they instead end up being tricky.
Ferrets like to steal stuff... imagine a ferret army unleashed upon a military base. all their pens, pencils, small arms ammunition, grenades you name it if its under 5 pounds a big beefy ferret can drag it back to its natural environment...(usualy under a couch somewhere) Nothing would be accomplished! Thats the problem we have here, pens, screwdrivers, batteries clipboards (especialy a problem if you are tyring to look important) and even the ninjas feel their pesky fuzzy poingy wrath, I once saw a ninja do battle with an alien (I only saw the ninja because I am damned good and can see ninjas) He went for his shriukens (sp) but he didnt have any... FERRETTATTACK!! and the alien bit his face off...


So yeah... Has anyone else had any experiences regarding these myseterious fauna?

/RANT OFF/


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The above is what happens to one after working 12 hour night shifts for too long *twich twich*

lol, scary (in the, that makes so little sence kinda scary), you should write a book.

ROFL

i need to catch my breath after reading some of these posts.

Y do u scare me i dont know serniath. Maybe its your fasanation with Ferrots or your damn qoute. I just don't know.


Have u ever considered looking for help. I mean, i don't think that in the post about nightmare with a twist, that there was a Demon. I think it was a nija, or better yet a ferrot. and then on top of it, you try and get these ferrots to atack your freind. How mean was that. Im not mean or anything, but thats somthing i would think of. That tells me we think alike somtimes, and judging from the looks i dont know if thats a good thing. :?











he he

:!: In all seriousness, I may joke around about ferrets ninjas zombies and aliens, I just get bored at work and make up stories...

The things that I have told you about my dreams about the shadows about the light, thats real, too fuckin real and im not @#$%@# it out this time because it scares the crap out of me, (please excuse it but where I am from it is used as an exclamatory point in a sentence) I dont know why this stuff happens to me. I am in perfect psychological health, doc says I have some conflicting views, but thats just the Scientist and the Dreamwalker arguing..

My life feels like a 15000 peice puzzle with peices missing and several hundred added in from other puzzles that fit in somewhere but I still havent solved it.... I had a good childhood,awsome parents, got made fun of in school, the average student, then something changed I dont know what it was, I jsut started to be more aware of my physical environment and then my spiritual environment then I started remembering my dreams started experiencing them. Its a blessing and curse I dont know what the deal is

But as zwishenzug says....

Im staying.

Its too late to turn my back on all this.

What perhaps do you think it was, seriously I am open to any suggestions, If you have an explanation for something two separate people experienced awake from their uniqe point of views that is totaly un explainable by science I am open to it, by all means please help me out here.

1. Im so jeliouse of your quote

2. I was playing and joking

3. I really do belive these to be demons

4. If you were raised up in a familey that had a religion, maybe after reading all this stuff on lucid dreaming, u took the next step in a spirtual way and have been able finnaly see the harm out there. Becuse meditation is also the training of the mind and ppl have medtiated in the bible.

5. I never rembered seeing a dark shawdowy figure until i started reading this stuff.



Maybe you should go back to that 1 house with another friend and see what happends. Then tel me about it.

I was raised Catholic sunday school communion whole nine yards, they made me go when I was younger but as I got older and began to make my own desicions they respected the fact that I see things a lil differently.

As for that thing in the corner, I never saw or felt its presence again after that night that was a good 8 months time after that night too. As for the thing either A; It decided not to mess with me anymore, or B; I destroyed it :twisted: . Another friend gave me 2 dreamcatchers that she had made, I hung them in the room in the window and on the door, she also showed me a cleansing rite that made the room even better, its weird, the room just seemed open and brighter afterwards =)