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Just watched the film 'The Clerks'
It reminded me of a powerful and embarrassingly frequent dreamsign I have:
sucking my own willy
:bigteeth:
Anyone else have the same thing? Or am I just a pervert? :oops:
It could be an effective RC (unless you are a well-endowed yogi) but probably best not done in public...
Well, whatever makes you lucid I guess . :content:
I can only imagine a public scenario lol:
*you go into the restroom and start doing your thing.
Suddenly somebody opens the door and catches you in your "position".
Then there is a moment of scilence.
You quickly say: "It's not what you think!! I'm doing a reality check!"
The person closes the door and backs away slowly...*
The End
NO
The funny thing is, I've found myself being able to do that like 6 times in my dreams. Only made me lucid once though xD
Not to sound weird or anything, But it's actually possible to do this in waking life
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml
That's such an odd dreamisgn, could be a good one to go with for you.
Haha that site is hilarious. I dont suck my own dick, never will.
I'm not nearly flexible enough to do that, so, if I ever found myself doing that, I would KNOW it was a dream! :oops:
Oh, and no, I will not make that the "Advanced Lucid Task" for May! !!! :D
Oh common, it's a good task!
LOL - perhaps there should be an adults only task?
Hyper - great link - all kinds of useful questions answered such as:
How can I restore my hymen?
What vibrators are quiet enough to use in a dorm room?
My semen smells like household cleaner, is that normal?
Is it safe to choke my girlfriend during sex?
:shock:
'Nuff saidQuote:
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That is obviously the best possible reality check. Wait... I'm having an idea.
Sex as an RC.
Sh' yeah.
But I bet more people would try the task if you did. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Seeker
HAHA adults only lucid task.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hillarious.Quote:
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I coughed while I read that and started laughing right after, it was loud. I think I woke my dad up :S
I personally would not want to suck my own dick, but each to their own. Wouldn't you have to be extremely erghm, blessed, to be able to do that anyway?
If you were able to give yourself a blow-job, you would.
I was drinking coca-cola while reading this, I spat all of it on my LCD screen and choked for 2 minutes untill laughing my a$$ off! :DQuote:
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Suck my own penis? My back would break if I were to do that!
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Originally Posted by MoD
I read Slimslowslider's original post while both parents were in the same room. I nearly choked trying to stifle laughing as there was no way I could tell either what was so funny. :oops:
I guess it's not the best idea for a monthly task as half (well less than half) of the community couldn't attempt it, and a good proportion of the rest seem to like to set fire/nuke/generally destroy the object of their lucid task...
by the way , Slim, just what IS your avatar doing? Look closely! :shock:
There's also a term for womanly self-linking. It sounds a bit like autofellatio, but I don't remember it.
So there, lucid-task for both women and men.
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Originally Posted by slimslowslider
Uhm......:wtf:
I got a better one:
How about "manifesting someone of the opposite sex, out of thin air, to suck my willy, for me?" :chuckle: