Yo I have a technique that will let you LD 0% OF THE TIME!!!

Hey guys, I'm new around here but I thought I'd post and let you all know that I'm working on a tut that I can pretty much guarantee you won't work for anyone ever... dosn't matter if you're a lucid god or what, this won't make you lucid! I've had lots of experience with this technique had it passed down generations in my family and taught to me direct from my second granduncle who's a well-known accountant, has no psycic or dreaming skills at all, so I think he knew what he was talking about when he taught me this. I've been refining it for the last couple years and have gotten to the point where I can NOT LD AT WILL! It's totally awesome

Anyways I'm like half done with it, it's pretty long but don't worry tho it's really easy to follow! I know you're all exited so I'll try to finish it as soon as I can. but my big brother went off to college recently and my parents have been sticking me with all his chores :blue: and my gf takes up a lot of the rest of my time so I don't have too much time to do it with but I just wanted you guys all to know! I'll post it soon I swear!

Seriously you have to stop wasting your life. How long did it take to make this post. You might have found a way of scrambbling your name, however it take time. Man

I would say this is Freefire, Tweak has the abillity to pull this off, however he wouldn't. Universal Mind is not that smart, oneironaught is a possibillity however he proberly wouldn't know how to scramble his name. Seeker is not this childish and BD would not do this either. MSG would not do this it would be some how rude and unfunny to him. Malac and greek would also not do this. Burns hell no. Keeper no and the rest not a chance.

So Freefire shame on you.

Do I win something?

Yeah, I think it is freefire. Espically in his biography it says Can you believe they let me take this name.

Can I change me name to that? Please, all you need to do is ban freefire and his new name and then change my name to it.

No, It's Spamtek. Spamtek consider yourself unofficially warned for creating a duplicate account. Formal warning for the next infraction, banishment next

=( Guess I need to save my spontaneous pranks for April 1st next time, huh? My apologies.

While we're cowering apologetically in the face of Seekers mighty ban-hammer, I thought I'd better reassure him he'd just banned my copy-cat duplicate, and not some innocent newbie who just happened to use the same username as me but with extra added ▓▒░ for no apparent reason. Before I'd finished typing my snarky reply to wendylove, which probably counts as a service to man as well as the fastest ban ever.

Sorry Seeker. I'm taking your schedule to heart and I do like it here so if I ever feel like doing it again I'll just remember Heinleins Eleventh.

tek: my god, that's not an avatar, that's a movie. BTW this sort of spoof post joke gets old fast. It's like the Net Authority spoof; sounds like it should be funny but too difficult to get any actual laughs out of.

jedi: probably, but I wrote first and thought later. I'd just seen one too many faceless, one-post LD masters promising some magic technique and generating ten pages of controversy in the aftermath. I really have no idea what you're saying in that first paragraph, though. How is "▓▒░" a tacked-on extension of your own name, or your copy-cat duplicate? I made that account on a whim to see if the forum actually allowed that kind of stuff for usernames, then felt bad about duping and left it alone to let it get deleted... then had this sudden urge to put it to this shameful use.

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Originally Posted by Spamtek

I really have no idea what you're saying in that first paragraph, though.

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Sorry tek. I need some lessons in clear speech; it's a recurring problem for me.

I copied *you*, but Seeker stopped me from actually posting as "▓▒░sourcejedi░▒▓" with the reason "duplicate account, I think". I just wanted to back Seeker up for making the right decision about my evil alter ego, since he sounded a bit unsure when it should have been beyond reasonable doubt, as they say.

Dame you spamtek, if only I read more off your posts,
also how did you make your username appear like that.

I don't understand this thread at all, a first.

Wow, that really was the quickest ban ever, then. Quick enough to confuse the hell out of me. But you could actually fit "▓▒░sourcejedi░▒▓" in your name field? IIRC I couldn't fit more than three of those fancy shaded boxes in my name field without breaking the character limit thanks to how the code for those is translated and interpreted as multiple (8, I think) characters each by the forum software. Or something like that; someone more technical than me could put the right names to the things I'm trying to refer to.

What were your nefarious plans other than razzing wendy? Maybe we could find a way to implement them legitimately still.

(Oh and thanks (I think?) for the remark on the avatar)

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Originally Posted by wendylove

if only I read more off your posts

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This is something I always encourage. Start with my dream journal! It strokes my ego.

You can hit those crazy characters like the ones in that username by going to (in windows) Start>Accessories>System Tools>Character Map where you can see all the magic glyphs available to you using alt+#### or just copypaste. ♂◘‰ﺉ٦щœœœ See?

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Originally Posted by Spamtek

But you could actually fit "▓▒░sourcejedi░▒▓" in your name field?

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Yes, maybe you did yours some time earlier and the rules were stricter?

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Originally Posted by Spamtek

What were your nefarious plans other than razzing wendy?

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Just razzing wendy, as gently as I could (I knew my account would be spotted & banned quickly, though not quite that quickly). I thought it was funny she couldn't work out what you've done. Which I find particularly amusing now you've just told her - tho maybe she posted before she'd had a chance to see your post:

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I made that account on a whim to see if the forum actually allowed that kind of stuff for usernames

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- ie you registered a new account, which I thought was obvious, and pasted in some strange characters.

Since we've managed to totally confuse her even my evil alter ego is happy now.

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Originally Posted by Spamtek

(Oh and thanks (I think?) for the remark on the avatar)

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lol. I honestly like it, I wasn't being snarky on you.

lol I was mentioned.

lol I don't have anything to say but I'll post anyway.

You sir, are a just getting free posts. And i dont have anything to say either

Lol.. I thought this was quite funny.

Mods should have locked the other thread this guy is making fun of sooner and instead moved this one or something. :) I loved it. Thanks for making my day a little better.