Semi-Secret Societies of Lucid Dreamers

[Baron Samedi]

International Psyhackerz Anonymous (IPA beer actually stands for International Psyhackers Anonymous) teH RED VIOLIN IN TEH VOID BEEYOTCH Hail Chaos! U WILL USE KAOS MAGICK 2 HAX ALL 3 PLANES. Hail the Queen Bee! Hail the Widow Mother! WE HAX RL. WE HAX WL AND DL BEEYOTCH. LOL. 4 TEH EPIX LULZ. SIGILZ. LOGOZ. ARTISZ = MAGE. LOL. U UZE TEH KAOS 4 TEH LULZ. 1337 DREEM HAX 1337 ASTRAL HAX. ANON999 FRUM OUTER SPACE BIEEYOTCH Q10 OVER AND OITUEZ 3 X 3 Gawnus Kultus This is an online cult dedicated to Gawn, the Dream Warrior Master, for those who lust to be inducted into the elite Dream Warrior Corps. The Dream Warrior Master is Gawn. There is temple to him on the Green Moon. You will use Chaos Magick to believe in Gawn, and meet him on the Dream Plane. Hail Satan! Hail Yoda! Hail Pan! Hail the God of Dreams! There is a secret in The Temple of Gawn. Hail logos! The Chaotes of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Incorporate This is a Church for those who worship the FSM, and want to worship him in goodness and truth. You will use Chaos Magick to believe in the FSM. Come, all ye who want to eat of my flesh, the most tasty spaghetti in your dreams. Oregano even! The FSM is married to Eris, Goddess of Chaos, and is the sworn enemy of Baphomet, god of the Freemasons. Pastafarians of this sect will shapeshift into pirates and preach the gospel of the FSM. Also, you go on cool pirate adventures. and fight cyborg ninjas. with magic. Receive noodle monster magic from on high! Need moar logos. Green Moon Cult A merry band of Nemesis Mages. NOTHING IS TRUE. Use Chaos Magick to believe that I, am in fact, a god. I, Nomad, am Juargawn, god of Nothing. I sit atop my great Temple of Nothing on the Moon. This is Kulkulkan. I am Tezcatlipoca, incarnate, and MoSh is Quetzalcoatl. This is all a lie. This is my power. This power is yours. The power to become a god. These gospels will be preached on the Physical Plane with symbols alone: sigils, logos, memes. People that can make simple symbols will be very powerful in these weirdo Chaos cults. All you freaks and weirdos, can join these pseudo-scientific religions in my Dreamwalkers forum. All these will be tied into the IODSP project. All the silly hoops you jump through will help you get to Chichen-Itza. However, you do not have to be part of the IODSP to join. You still may end up going to Kukulkan anway. Hail Eris! Hail Satan! Hail Pan! Hail Gawn! Hail the FSM! Hail the IPA collective! Spiders wanted.

[Sageous]

LOL! Very funny, Nomad, great bit of tongue-in-cheek BS that points out how ridiculous "true believers" get. Psyhackerz...Gawn (not here, but "Gawn, very clever)...FSM...God of nothing (which indeed anyone can be)... this was a truly entertaining read. Oh, wait; unless you were serious. If that was the case, then all apologies for misunderstanding, and with a sincere sigh I wish you the best of luck on your landing, now that you've clearly taken that big final stride off the precipice.

[Baron Samedi]

LOL! Very funny, Nomad, great bit of tongue-in-cheek BS that points out how ridiculous "true believers" get. Psyhackerz...Gawn (not here, but "Gawn, very clever)...FSM...God of nothing (which indeed anyone can be)... this was a truly entertaining read. Oh, wait; unless you were serious. If that was the case, then all apologies for misunderstanding, and with a sincere sigh I wish you the best of luck on your landing, now that you've clearly taken that big final stride off the precipice. It's truth disguised as a joke. LOL

[Sageous]

It's truth disguised as a joke. LOL Perfect response, thanks! Hang in there, Nomad, we're all counting on you....

[Robo]

A lot of information you put online seems to be coded with humor. I'm curious why you do this, why not just put it in a raw form and let people accept or reject it like you used to?

[Baron Samedi]

A lot of information you put online seems to be coded with humor. I'm curious why you do this, why not just put it in a raw form and let people accept or reject it like you used to? Actually, it's humour coated with truth.

[Robo]

Actually, it's humour coated with truth. Now that I think in those terms your messages make more sense, but what prompted the change? Or would you rather not share?

[Baron Samedi]

Now that I think in those terms your messages make more sense, but what prompted the change? Or would you rather not share? The sacred writings: The Prinicipia Discordia

[labyrint]

Laughter is among the best banishing ritual, some weirdoes claim. Hysteria drives away logical opposition and let's the who know seperate what they want to believe. + many ppl around here have talked of these topics in serious manner, and most of topics got dumbed in BD-section + most of promising BD threads die before their time so [/logos] holey ale xaos Nothing is True |

[Robo]

Thanks Nomad, Looks like I have some reading to do.

[hermine_hesse]

"pastafarians"! I love it

[labyrint]

In this paper (among other things) is a great article about divination method called noodlemancy. Its benefits are the humor involved and easyness to pick up stuff from any local store. It's by know way a joke.. just an article about working self-improvised divination method with good dose of humor in it: Invisible-College

[The Cusp]

Well I don't know about those groups, but my personal favorite group is the collective of Russian dreamers known as the Dream Hackers. Love how they solved the dream mapping problem. Been a thread or two about them here on DV, but I'm too lazy to do a search tonight. Worth the time looking into them.