If you ever done both of these powers, or at least one, then tell me how you have got these powers.
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If you ever done both of these powers, or at least one, then tell me how you have got these powers.
Well I was born with the ability of pyrokinesis. Some call it a blessing, I for one believe it is a curse.
I became aware of my pyrokinesis somewhere around my puberic years. I had just discovered the gift of masturbating and had become thoroughly addicted. I mean I would take every available opportunity that I could too slide my hand down the front of my pants and give Mr. Winky a good throttling.
Well as fate would have it, the day that I decided to skip school and stay home to have hours upon hours of masturbating fun, was the day I discovered my pyrokinesis. Apparently, my pyrokinesis is triggered by my pineal gland and when I achieve an orgasm more than twice in a given hour, my hands begin to heat up and give off a soft glow.
I tried to ignore what was happening, but after several experiences involving some 3rd degree burns along my genitals, I became more and more concerned. I tried visiting a physician for insight to these bizarre burnings. Per his inspection he could only assume that I was practicing some sort of bizarre masochistic ritual and prescribed me to a psycologist for furthur study.
Over time, I have learned to harness and manipulate my pyrokinesis, while at the same time keeping it hidden from my friends and family (very similar to my masturbating). I've also learned to use an oven mitt when pleasuring myself...sure it's a bit cumbersome and requires a bit of tact during cleaning, but over the years I've grown comfortable to my plight and am now living a full and healthy life.
ROFLMAO!!
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uh...ok. Can u shoot flaming balls like the roman candle fireworks? If so..oh man that would be so cool!
You betcha! Just give me some asian porn, tin foil and a welding mask and I can rival most 4th of July celebrations. :ohyahbaby:Quote:
Can u shoot flaming balls like the roman candle fireworks? If so..oh man that would be so cool![/b]
uhh lol most people are not being serious about this..
i know i am =)
Which should i practice? Which is easier? Pyro or Electro?
if your actually into this stuff (im not but have done some reading on it) then they say pyro is easier
but i think pyro is dangerous for you...because of human combustion.
Human combustion is when your body suddenly explode, just naturally. Nothing cause it.
Im scared that if u practice pyrokinesis, then you will combust.
actually from what iv read it isnt supposed to have anything to do with your body... your just supposed to be "channeling" energy to a source...Quote:
Originally posted by DopeyGuy
but i think pyro is dangerous for you...because of human combustion.
Human combustion is when your body suddenly explode, just naturally. Nothing cause it.
Im scared that if u practice pyrokinesis, then you will combust.
lol that is really funny Inthemoment, I can't tell if you are just joking or being serious. It's hard to tell based on any other posts I've read of yours lol
I have tried many times to do both pyro and cyro kinesis. No luck however...
Just to check I was aided by my laser sighted mini surface tempature taking thingy from thinkgeek.com (Also good for overclocking ;)) I never saw a variance in degrees F by more then 1 or 2. Maybe I just suck at it XD
lol @ this thread...
Dopey, why not just try telekinesis. Why the desire for some wierd ***kinesis skill?
If you can move a pencil across a table with telekinesis, you can be rich! :wink:
There's hundreds of challenges out there willing to pay for a demonstration. Not to mention the media coverage!
Besides, the only of these skills that I personally have some belief in is telekinesis. And of my personal experience, it's nothing like the movies show (ie. books flying across the room, the grandmother flying into the ceiling). It's way more subtle and difficult to achieve on a practical level.
So if telekinesis is such a difficult skill, and is *slightly* less controversial... why would you pick pyrokinesis, electrokinesis, burgerkinesis, oprahkinesis, brainkinesis... etc etc ?
It's bound to be far harder than telekinesis is ... making it eg. 5x as impossible to get to.
Leave that until you can get the original telekinesis right, IMO. Show the world that it exists. It's way more valuable than being a mobile tazer.
One step at a time IMHO
yeah, guys if we use our minds we can moves stuff! COOL!
JUST HAVE TO TRY HARD ENOUGH!!!
*Cough* DUMBASSES *Cough*
*cough* RUDE *cough*
*Cough* Will *Cough* you *Cough* stop *Cough* being *Cough* rude *Cough* to *Cough* people *Cough*?Quote:
Originally posted by snowman
yeah, guys if we use our minds we can moves stuff! COOL!
JUST HAVE TO TRY HARD ENOUGH!!!
*Cough* DUMBASSES *Cough*
Welcome to this section. Your reputation precedes you.Quote:
Originally posted by snowman
yeah, guys if we use our minds we can moves stuff! COOL!
JUST HAVE TO TRY HARD ENOUGH!!!
*Cough* DUMBASSES *Cough*
Ladies and gentlemen - let me introduce you all to our very own abominable snowman!
*cough asshole cough*
*cough* this thread is turning into a flame battle *cough*
*sneeze*
lol.. yes it is. Do you want me to split it for you? You can PM me the answer if you like :)Quote:
Originally posted by DopeyGuy
*cough* this thread is turning into a flame battle *cough*
*sneeze*
ROFLMAO InTheMoment!!!
oh and if you give me some matches I can show you a bit of pyrokinesis :evil: , mummy wont let me have any :cry: