cd27, take note.
http://www.math.ucr.edu/home/baez/crackpot.html
I especially like #15.
15. 10 points for each statement along the lines of "I'm not good at math, but my theory is conceptually right, so all I need is for someone to express it in terms of equations".
And, of course, the bombshell #37.
37. 50 points for claiming you have a revolutionary theory but giving no concrete testable predictions.
