Doctor's Dreams

Chapstick makers (FRAG)

was part of chap stick maker
killed tons of animals
had animals tested on
had tons of strange drugs around make from animals and stuff
the butcher house was giant silo with blood dripping out the top
one time i see a drug that looks weird scary
one of my friends does it
i walk up behind them
inhale
can't stand, fall laughing
vision fragments into odd pixels
friend passes me and hits me on the back of the head

Careful with that Crossbow...

I was giving a presentation on Medieval and Revolutionary weaponry and me and my partner were dressed up in English Army garb from around the era of Captain Jack Sparrow. We were showing off a giant cross bow and we were going to use it. I got a rock for my partner to shoot at and he kept pointing the giant crossbow (it was like a very large wheel barrow with a crossbow on it...) at me in a joking fashion. I was laughing and dodging his aim at the same time. My laugh was a mix between "Ha this is great fun joking with you!" and "Crap this guy is crazy and I'm nervous".

Black Farmer (FRAG)

I was a farmer and no one would give me supplies because I'm black.