The Absurd Adventures of CWHunt

Did that WILD I was talking about for a nap today. It worked! First WILD in about 6 months. I think I've broken my dry spell. I hope at least.

I decided to take a nap and attempt a WILD. I entered SP and really it wasn't that scary. Nothing seemed to happen. I kept at this for what felt life ten minutes until I awoke in my bed. I went with the assumption it didn't work and carelessly forgot to RC. Luckily as I walked into my hallway I remembered to RC and realized I was dreaming.

I didn't get too excited and decided to start simple because this is one of the most stable LDs I have ever had. I jumped down my stairs and slowly floated to the floor. As I touched the floor everything suddenly began to get blurry. I became dizzy and fell to the floor. I wasn't gonna let this dream end. I wasn't able to get up and spin due to my dizziness, but I could rub my hands together. I attempted to but my hands seemed to act like magnets and would push each other away. I was beginning to loose the dream even more as a odd void formed around the area. I quickly felt the walls to notice how realistic this really was. I couldn't believe it. I continued to feel the area around me and continued to tell myself it was a dream so I wouldn't loose my lucidity amongst the realistic objects I was messing with. Suddenly everything became clear again and I was able to continue on.

I got up and watched as my cat walked up to me. I tried to pet it but it just ran away like in real life. I followed it into the kitchen to notice my family surrounding a child in a high chair. I walked up to them to realize that only my father actually looked like himself. Everyone else was completely different than anyone I am related to in reality.

In real life I have a sister. No one else. So my family is made of four people.

The people there were my parents, a boy a few years younger than me, and the little kid in the high chair. I asked where my sister was and they laughed telling me that I didn't have a sister. I took this chance to tell them that this was simply a dream, and they took this as funny as they mocked me and my parents walked into the other room. I was left with my brother and the kid in the high chair as I told my brother that this was a dream. I laughed at me too while I told him that I would prove it to him. I stuck my hand out and told him that I would shoot water out of my finger tips. Not only was my hand purple, but I wasn't able to shoot water out of it. My brother made fun of me as I walked over to a table with red velvet cake on it. I grabbed it and took a bite only to discover it had the most bland taste. Yeah, not the best first impression of dream food. It wasn't gross but it wasn't good.

I decided to look in my hallway and saw a rocking horse in the middle of it. I looked at my brother and told him to look at it, but when I looked back in the hallway but it wasn't there anymore. Suddenly my parents told me that a tornado was coming and we needed to go in their room to stay safe. I decide to follow to see what would happen. I entered the room, but no one was in it. Suddenly the door closed behind me.

I looked out of the window and noticed the tornado coming towards us. I wasn't very worried since it couldn't hurt me, but I wanted to know where my family went. Suddenly things began to fall apart. The wall was torn to pieces as the ceiling crumbled to the ground. The floor suddenly collapsed as a huge swirling portal opened below me. I wanted to jump in but the area around me was so real I couldn't believe it. So realistic. The way the house tore itself apart. Suddenly I felt something grab me. I was being drug into the portal. I attempted to fly away but nothing worked. I tried to hang onto the floor boards, but I suddenly was flung backwards into the portal.

Next thing I knew I was in my bed.. awake.

Okay, that dream may have seemed boring since all I did was hang with my family and then get sucked into a portal, but it was beyond cool to me. I have never had a LD so vivid, or long. WILDs are definitely the way to go to have the most vivid and long LD. Man... I wish I was dreaming right now haha!

I'm starting to get better recall! So awesome! I remembered two dreams tonight. Maybe I will attempt a WILD soon just for the heck of it.

The Party, School, and My Friends
The dream starts with a FA of sorts. Not really though. I'm ready for school and my dad drives me to a highway that doesn't actually exist IRL. He tells me to have a good day and drives off so I can wait for the bus.
I don't even ride the bus to school IRL.
While at school we are invited to this huge party and we get so excited that I stay at my friends house until the party starts. A few hours before the party we watch my dream's version of Paranormal Activity and it almost makes it some sort of satire comedy. It feels like I'm watching a Scary Movie that has the Paranormal Activity series as the story. We continue watching until the "ghost" appears. I looks like a person but its nose seems to be some sort of rubber or something and .... you know.. I won't even bother describing it. It was weird.
Suddenly my friend gets possessed by a ghost and he decides to stay home from the party. After a few hours I leave, not only because of the party, but because I'm afraid I will get possessed too.
I reach the party and hang with my friends while they talk about an even better party going on. I decide to follow them and get in my car to go where they go. A car next to me suddenly plays a song I know, but the lyrics are changed. I ignore it and follow my friends while a person suddenly appears in the seat next to me. The person acts like a robot because of how it talks, but I try to make conversation. It continues to ignore me as it blabbers on about unimportant things and I wake up.

You Got A Home In My Walmart!
I'm with tons of my friends (I think my friends are a recurring theme in my dreams. They are always the same people too. I will take note of this. and we are driving down the highway somewhere. I ask my friend driving the car where we are going and he says we need to go to Walmart to kill someone that has been annoying us. I tell him how stupid that is, but he just ignores me.
Suddenly we are chased by a helicopter shooting at us on the busy highway as we reach the Walmart in the middle of the city. We drive through a window into the building. My friends go off to do whatever except for one. Him and I go into the hot tub section of the store and try to get one filled up because we are bored. My friends suddenly start running out so we follow. Turns out they couldn't kill the person. This didn't have the balls.
We all decide to go back in just to annoy the people. We enter and I notice an area across a big lake of goo. I see someone with glowing eyes waving at me until I realize that almost 20 of my friends are in that room. They somehow get over to us and we leave.
It turns night and we realize that we have forgotten something and go back in. The store is suddenly made as a house with a women, child, and an old man. The old man is getting into a bed in one room while the mother is putting the child to bed in the room where my friends were hiding over the goop before. We decide to scare the mother.
I notice tons of Portal 2 apparatus lying around. After realizing this we, somehow, get over the goop and go to scare the woman. She walks out of the room and we realize we need to run. Everyone jumps on an Ariel Faith Plate that suddenly appeared to fling them over the goop. I attempt to do this, but it doesn't work. The woman doesn't seem mad but instead annoyed as she walks towards me. I suddenly remember that this is Portal 2 goop and if I jump in I will respawn. I do so and wake up.

Interesting dreams haha. Hey, they were vivid. They are good enough for me right now after my year long dry spell.