Mancon's Wild and Crazy Adventures in the Dream World

I was sitting in a random park when a random girl in a superhero costume started running towards me.
She screamed out, "MMMM chapstick! So soft...vibrant. Colorful. MMM...."
"I have a passion for chapstick!" she told me in a seductive voice.
"Ummm.."

I tried to run away. I got away from her, and went back to my house when she appeared in my kitchen.
"See these knives chopping this delicious chapstick? You'll need to try it."
She handed me a bag full of chapstick. I started calling the police when my phone turned into chapstick.
"You know how you rub sticks together, and it starts a fire? Check this out."
She started rubbing the chapstick together and a fire started. My house was burning down and I woke up.