INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

I dreamed that I was in a modern city. I think it might've been New York. I'm bot too sure. It was currently evening. People were in a fuss, and running for their lives. I went to see what the problem was. Then, I became lucid without dream signs! Yeah! I fly high up and land on a skyscraper. I see that the demon InuYasha is about to fire a giant-ass missile that'll destroy Earth. What the fuck? Screw him, I now remember I have to do the Star Wars TOTY. I look up in the sky and see the Death Star. I get in a fighting stance as I keep my eye on it.
"Kamehameha!" I shout. I fire a large blue ki beam at the Death Star, and it is obliterated. Hell yeah! Time to handle InuYasha I guess. I look down at him, but then I have a series of false awakenings. Then, I awake for real.

NOTE: I'm still working on DEILDing, so really font expect any LDs soon. However, I'd call myself a retard for trying a new method while on a dryspell...

I find myself outside. The terrain seems like a normal desert. However, there is an epic battle going on here. An epic Star Wars battle. It appears to be the Empire versus the Rebels. From the battle, large amounts of dust, wind, and lots of noise. Near me, was a crashed space cruiser. As the battle goes on, pull out my iPod. I start to listen to "Haushinka" by Green Day. I see my Epiphone Les Paul sitting by the cruiser. I pick it up and play along. About halfway through the song, I see a drum kit sitting nearby. I put down my guitar. Then I walk over to the drums. I sit down and play along. These are some nice drums. They have a good Punk Rock sound to them. They're also silver with sparkles. After playing for awhile, I decide to leave. Suddenly, I end up in a city. I'm on a brick road in an alleyway. It's night time. I am wandering past apartments. Then, I stop at a back door. I realize I'm Darth Vader!!!!! WTF?! Well that's very interesting. Very...interesting. I enter the apartment. Inside, there's tons of Stormtroopers. Holy shit there's a lot of them!!!!! I react quickly, and pull out my lightsabre. I hit the button on it. At that time, a red laser blade shoots out. It glows with an ominous buzz. The Stormtroopers open fire on me. With my quick wits, cunning strategy, and common sense, I reflect the blaster bolts. Hey retards, a frickin' blaster rifle can't be a lightsabre. Herp-a-derp! I run in an start the massacre. In mere seconds, I manage to slash away over 30 Stormtroopers. Pathetic simpletons. I continue the slaughter. Now, they are resulting to grenades. Pfft, those shitty things are supposed to hurt me? I keep evading the grenades and slicing. Now there is one clan of about 30 troops. They are all throwing grenades. I zip forward at them all. I start slashing away again. Then, I see a grenade land next to me. Oh...shi-I awake.