Nom nom nom, Mmmattelicious...

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Yet another Nightly Adventure last night. I don't really know why I've started having them so frequently again, oh well, atleast it's entertaining when I recall what I did during the night.

21.30: Sleep

23.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and for some reason one of the lamps next to my bed starts floating. I grab it and try to stop it but almost knock the other lamp down on the floor. I grab that and try to put it back in place but the wire is all over the place. After much struggling with them both I decide to turn one of them on, and to my surprise none of them are trying to fly away.

05.25: Dream
I'm back in school and I have no idea what the class is about. The people in class seems to be pretty cool. We've just done a big test and the teacher is handing out the test results. She calls out a few names and I stand close to her watching the scores. Most haven't even scored above 30 points and after each name she calls up she announces the score. People clap their hands each time and they seem very enthusiastic. She calls my name and my score. "Eighty two points." Only a few people clap their hands and I can hear many of them whispering. 'Great...'"No claps?" I ask jokingly and head for my seat. People look at me in awe and I feel both awesome and a bit uncomfortable.

05.25: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't recall much from last night, still trying to get into the habit of DJ'ing in the middle of the night and I still haven't written a single dream down for ages. Anyways I had a funny "Nightly Adventure" last night.

23.00: Sleep

00.15: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and a car is going to run over me! I stand up in bed and with a small leap I jump onto the windowsill, trying to hide behind the curtains. Something zooms past and barely misses me. I jump back into bed and head out the room and calm myself down in the bathroom.

05.25: Fragment
*I'm getting a new tattoo, a star or something else on my other shoulder. Monica is getting a new one aswell and she points at her leg, which already has a snake on it.

05.25: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements: 200 mg L-Theanine

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Third day into the competition and I think it's doing what it should: Getting my motivation back on track. Had a dream and a fragment last night, was also up and saw shit again.

22.00: Sleep

00.03: Nightly Adventure
I wake up and look towards the kitchen. I can see water on the floor. 'Holy shit where is that water coming from?' I jump out of bed but it's too dark for me to see. The water reflected off some light from the outside. I crouch down and try to find the puddle again. After a minute I give up and realise there might not have been any water there in the first place.

05.30: Clubbing
I'm at a club. My sister and her friends are there too. "Buy me some drinks" she tells me. "Uhm sure, which one do you want?" I ask her. "I want a twenty fiver!" That's 25 cl of vodka. "You'll get a sixer" I tell her. She gives in and tells me it's okay. I order up a whole bunch of drinks that I hand out to her friends. We sit down at a table. A guy dressed in a pink shirt comes up to our table. He starts hitting on me. "I'm interested, are you?" he asks me. "No" I tell him. Another guy shows up and grabs the gay guy by his arm. "I'll take him then" he tells me. "Thanks man!" I say and insist on a hand shake. I shake his hand and head for the toilets. I'm all alone and take a long piss when my brother walks in. I try to button my pants but it takes forever. I must be really drunk.

05.30: Fragment
*I'm petting my mom's two dogs. They're big german shepherds and one starts to growl at me. "No!" I say and grab her muzzle.

05.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Was a while since I had a nightly adventure, was fun.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! No lucid this weekend, did have a few pretty entertaining dreams. Didn't feel like writing anything down yesterday so I'll include them today. Also had a funny nightly adventure last night.

23.00: Sleep

00.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and there's a small rat on the chair next to me. It jumps towards me and I punch it mid air. It falls down onto the floor as Monica walks over to the bed. "Watch him! He's on the floor" I say. "I think I killed him." Monica starts laughing and asks a few questions. After half a minute or so I realise that it's all a bit absurd and we both laugh.

11.00: Dreams from two nights
*I'm in another country once again. It's very hot and sunny out and a bunch of teens are down by the water. I go there and talk to them, we have a laugh and I challenge them to try to throw me into the water. They all end up in the water instead. I head back towards the hotel and meet Christan from work. "Hey man, how long have you been here?" I ask. "Almost a week, we're going home tomorrow" he tells me. "Aw crap! Who am I going to play with then?" I ask. I lie down on the warm tiles and just enjoy the warmth for a while.

*I'm with a couple of guys from work. We're walking down a street when a big barn appears. Roger and another guy heads up a ladder to the second floor. Me and another guy walks through it at the bottom floor. At the other side of the barn I can hear Roger from up above. He sounds afraid and is stuttering. Another guy keeps asking him questions. We exit the barn and look up at the second floor door. A guy appears. "We have Roger, and we're not giving him back unless you tell us what all this talk about puppies is all about!"

'Is he talking about my mom's dog's pups?' "Okay relax, don't do anything to him" I say. "We'll shove this metal rod up his ass if you don't give me answers!" he yells back and shows me an iron rod used in construction. I find one myself on the ground and so does everyone I'm with, we're about five people. The guy disappears for a while and I take the time to talk to my coworkers who starts suggesting we beat the shit out of him. I practice a few blows on a piece of plastic nearby.

The man appears again with a friend. "There are three puppies" I tell him. "Yeah that's correct" the man responds. He then says three dwarf names from "Snow White." "That's them!" I say. All of a sudden Roger appears again. "Had to take a shit" he says. "Oh okay, then I guess we'll get going" I say. The man starts saying he's sorry for the misunderstanding. "Yeah these things happen" I say and turn around.

All of a sudden people starts yelling. I turn around and watch as all my coworkers smack the living shit out of the two men. I join them and I can feel the fury growing inside of me as I deal blow after blow in the head. It's not long before they're dead and people start shoving them into black plastic bags. A truck shows up and I take the second guy in command aside. "How many have we killed so far?" I ask him. We're on a big survival mission of sorts. "I dunno, twenty, twenty five perhaps." He tells me with a shrug. "Yeah but this is the first time in a town, the police will find out" I tell him and walk away. The throw the guys into the truck.

*I'm with my two friends Felix and Eric. We're all with our girlfriends and we're taking turns having sex in sofas under some covers. It all feels like a weird play or something and no one is taking it seriously. They all disappear after a while and I'm left there alone. A few minutes later Monica shows up again and I ask her if she wants to finish. She doesn't and instead sits down by the computer. She starts looking at hentai and I'm shocked.

*I'm in northern Sweden on a weird hang glider made out of wooden sticks and some white cloth. My brother Martin is with me as is my sister Malin. We glide over the street and it feels amazing! There's something wrong with the lots on the side of the road though. A big tree trunk is spontaneously catching on fire and shooting a big pillar of fire up into the sky with a few second intervals.

The rest of the lot is black and shimmers with an oily aura of sorts. I figure it has to be some kind of plague that is slowly spreading. We get off the glider and it breaks. I try to fix it with my hands but it's too broken. I decide to give it a shot anyways and hold it together with my hands as I run and jump up on it. I glide for a few seconds before crashing down hard onto the street. I'm not seriously hurt though.

*I'm an observer in a prison. A twelve or so year old boy is in his cell and he's not very tough anymore. "I'm not a man" he says. "Don't give us that crap" one of the guards say and shut the door. All of a sudden I watch him run around a cocaine plantation. A guy working there tells him to get out. He enters a supermarket instead.

I'm now there myself with a few friends. We're going to make hamburgers and pick all kinds of stuff for them. When we arrive at the cashier Monica steals an old lady's wallet. I grab it behind her back and put it into her bag. Teamwork! I realise I've forgotten the bbq sauce. I run back into the store and find it.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning! Got myself a whole lot of needed sleep last night. Had a lucid early on but can't recall much of it. Got another lucid and a long dream after that. My girlfriend's mother visited us and stayed for the night and I was worried about having a nightly adventure, but ofcourse I did! Aswell as a false awakening. Everything at once!

23.00: Sleep

23.30: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up. I can see someone climbing up Monica's computer shelf. It's her mom. That thing is definitely not made for someone to be climbing on it. "No, no, no! Careful!" I say out loud. She keeps climbing upwards towards the curtains. After a while she starts to fade and I can only see shadows.

Night: Fragment DILD
*I can't recall what I did before, but I'm outside and the landscape all around me is amazing. It has the feel of an epic world, with dark green colours. I spot some floating islands in the sky and I just have to get there. I jump off the ground and fly faster than I've flown before. I approach the islands when suddenly a black curtain is drawn before my eyes. It's like my vision is split in half, a few seconds later everything is black.

07.00: Stealing stuff and ruining people's day DILD
I'm with my brother Martin. We're walking around in a huge building on a resort of some sorts. We arrive at a desk and I spot a big bowl with red plastic bands in it. The manager is checking out something on the wall. Martin grabs a handful of bands and runs off, all of them seems to be connected and comes rushing out the bowl.

I run after him and we laugh. He's fast though and I can't really keep up. After a few doors I can't see him anywhere. I spot a black kitchen door and burst through it. Cooks give me curious looks as I dart past them. I head through three more doors before I exit the kitchen and arrive at the big main hall at the top of a big flight of stairs.

I realise I'm dreaming. Why not go with the flow? I jump down the stairs and land at the bottom. I need to find Martin again. "Martin!" I yell out loud. "I'm over here" siomeone says. I walk towards the direction of the voice and end up at a big rack of skii's and some canoes. "Where are you?" I ask. "Down here" Martin says. I look for someone in a red shirt, but can't see anyone. I figure he's under a canoe. I check out the wall and it's now full of fishing gear.

I ask him about different fishing rods and lines for a while before I decide to go explore a bit more. I go through a big door and end up out on deck. Apparently we're on a big cruise ship. There must be atleast a dozen of people out on deck and the boat is just making a big right turn. I grab the boat under me with both my hands using telekinesis and jerk it to the left. It works great and the boat makes a sharp left turn. People all around me fall to the ground or just nearly. I laugh a bit.

"I did that" I tell them and make the boat move a bit more. They all breathe out after getting an explanation. "I am practicly God" I say jokingly. To my surprise they all start to chant. "You are God, you are God, you are God!" I feel like doing another trick and hold out both my hands and try to make a flame appear by straining them and spreading my fingers. After a few tries I give up, I only manage to make them warmer. Hmm, perhaps flying will suffice. I make a few jumps and strain myself to take off, but nothing!

God damnit! I jump off the railing of the boat and land on the surface of the water. I'm sure it'll be easier to fly off from here. I start to levitate. I guess that'll have to do. I hold out my hand towards the boat and turn it. The boat flips upside down and I leave it there sinking when the dream starts to fade.

I wake up in my bed. Monica and her mom is also waking up and I bring out my pen and paper to write down the dream. I only have time to write what time it is before they start talking to me and themselves. I can't just tell them to shut up, so I listen to them for a while.

10.15: RC cars and a LAN party
I'm with my brother at a race track. My dad is inside the small shop and I can see him through the glass. He asks me if I want to go racing with the adults. I ask my brother the same question and he nods excitedly. "Yeah let's do it" I tell my dad. I have a RC car with me that I start playing with. It's really fast and I make it do wheelies all over the place. Another car shows up and we make them make a weird little dance around eachother. The cars starts to lose parts and soon there's only a leg of some sorts left.

I start walking down the track with my brother when a few real cars comes racing past us. We almost gets hit.

The dream skips. I'm now at a LAN party and trying to play some games. My brother and I can't seem to connect and it's laggy as hell. They're playing some awesome FPS game that looks like Battlefield, but they really suck.

10.15: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Kinda fun to start off the month with 2 lucids. Even remembered to produce some flames, but I don't seem to be able to without a lighter yet. Flying still destabilizes the dream and I'm still awesome at telekinesis.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't recall much when I woke up. Except having sex with Monica five or six times in a row. Anyways I had some serious hallucinations going on last night which I found to be amusing enough to write down.

22.15: Sleep

23.50: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and a small RC helicopter is in my room. It's aiming some kind of gun at me and I jump out of bed onto the floor. I bring my blanket and lie flat -half of my body under the bed- with the blanket covering me. I make sure it's stretched tight and there are no cracks. This takes alot of effort but I don't feel like getting killed. After thirty seconds or so, I start thinking. How did it get in here? All windows and doors are closed. I peek out and can't see much. I decide to get up and there's no helicopter there. I let out a huge sigh. With my heart racing I go take a piss.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Back from my one week vacation, it was sweet. Although I almost never got more than 8 hours of sleep and the beds were hard as rock, so I didn't dream much. I did have two amusing nightly adventures, and one long LD. I think it lasted around twenty minutes, but it's hard to recall everything when all you did in the dream was sitting down.

Nightly Adventures
*I wake up and look at the glowing yellow light in the room infront of me where the TV is supposed to be. It turns red, and I know a bomb is going to go off. I jump over Monica and kneel down on the floor, trying to cover her up with my arms meanwhile trying drag her down to the floor with me. She wakes up, and I explain about the bomb about to go off. I soon realise I'm just hallucinating again.

*I wake up and see a small dwarf run from my side of the bed, to the end of it and to Monica's and then disappearing. I tell Monica who tells me to calm down. "Do you promise me there was no dwarf?" I tell her. "Yes, there was no dwarf" she says and I calm down.

Eating goldcoins and smoking crack with leprechauns MILD
I'm with an Asian girl, and she has not been blessed with a face that is pleasant to look upon. But that's all going to change because we're at some experimentation clinic. She goes with some scientists and I'm left waiting in a white room. She comes back, wearing a blue bikini. "Wow" I say as I watch her. Her body is so hot and I shower her with compliments. She's still shy though, and there are more work to be done. I look at her ass, it's got a few bumps in it.

She comes back after a while again and she's even hotter than before. I start talking dirty with her, and she gets very horny. I touch her a little bit to tease her. A scientist shows up and starts telling me about the technology they're using. Apparently it's faulty and something will go wrong.

I forget all about the girl and head outside to the nearby scrapyard. I see a bunch of boxes with tupperware in them, aswell as alot of appliances like coffee brewers and microwaves. I remember buying all those for my company, but never using them. I pick up a few blades for some slicer machine, they're all rusty.

My friend Jonas appears out of nowhere, and he's very excited about something. "We're splitting into teams!" he almost yells at me and people appear out of nowhere, running around. I remember being in the blue team before. Or was it the green? My old friend Ehrson shows up and I remember being in his team atleast so I stick with him. A few more people join our little group, and I look around me. I can hear some deep chanting behind me after turning around, exactly like Gandalf does it when they're trapped on the snowy mountain.

I turn around again, and Ehrson is standing with his arms outstretched. A leather tent slams down onto the ground, it's narrow but very long. There's still snow trapped underneath though. I try to remember the correct spell, and chant some jibberish. Fire shoots out from my hands and fills the entire tent, lifting it up a bit. The snow melts, and people put sticks under it to keep it upright. I use telekinesis to hold it in place, and play around with it as I watch the tent flap.

I sit down at a bench. By now I realise I'm dreaming. I look around me. I'm close to the end of the table, and at the end is a leprechaun in red and white stripes. Infront of me aswell, wearing green and with a big orange beard. Further down the table I see a witch of some sorts, and some normal guy not worth paying attention to. It's dawn out, but the sun hasn't risen yet. On the table, I find several big golden coins. I grab one and is amazed by its weight. "Wow, it's so heavy!" I tell the witch. She smiles at me as I put the coin in my mouth and chew it down.



We all start talking, and I tell them about a theory I have when it comes to dream vision. "You can't look straight at something, that will just make it blurry. Instead try to see it with your peripheral vision." I watch people at the table, and they're staring at me intently. Perhaps my theory isn't water proof... I lift the tent flap with some telekinesis and rabble on. After a while I grab another coin and take a bite out of it. This is great for stabilization! "The heavier the coins are, the harder they are to eat" the witch tells me as I grab another one and chew on it. I look at where the sun should be rising, and it's halfway up the horizon now.



The leprechauns starts to talk to me, and after a while the one in green brings out a glass pipe. It's got a small bowl in it, filled with some random drug. As I know I'm dreaming, I have no problem getting high. I grab the pipe and suck on it for what seems like an eternity, while lighting the drugs in it with a lighter. "You know that you can't get high in a dream anyways" I tell them, we all start to laugh. "You're already acting differently" the one in white and red tells me. We laugh some more before I settle down. I grab another coin and take a bite. It doesn't taste anything really, but all of a sudden I can feel drool dripping down my cheek. I try to ignore the feeling I just felt with my real body.

What were my dream tasks again? I can't seem to remember them, and after a while I give up trying, the first thing that pops into mind is having sex. I get up and intend to find a hot girl. But I wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Pretty cool LD. Too bad I didn't have any more of them. Nice to be back!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't get much sleep last night either, but I did get lucid. The dream was freaky, and my recall really sucks. I also had some nightly hallucinations. Monica wrote down what I said, but I remember what I did.

23.00: Sleep

00.15: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and see bugs in my bed. I can feel them biting me. "Damn, that's gross" I say. "There's something crawling under here." I look under my pillow. "Damn you're gross babe" I tell Monica. "And now they're crawling on my legs aswell..." I sigh loudly and head for the bathroom.

05.10: Fragment
*I'm with my younger brother Morgan, only it's not him. Something is possessing him and I seem to be the only one who knows this. He tells me all kinds of evil stuff and I'm really scared. I try to smack the demon out of him but it won't work. I bang his head hard on some railing, but he just laughs at me. My dad shows up and I have to explain to him what's going on. "How can you know for sure? If I see him possessed, and you don't, what does that mean?" I'm so confused. I slowly get lucid. I start to smile at him. I know he can't hurt me now. "I'm dreaming, so..." I say and he just looks amused. Not sure if I try to use powers and can't, but I recall doing something similar, like I have no power even though I'm lucid.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Freaky dream.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Had a couple of actually pretty awesome dreams last night, but I'm so pissed that I didn't write down or couldn't recall more of a lucid I know I had early on in the night. Might have been so early in the night that the REM period ended. Anyways I was also up and had a bit of an adventure.

01.30: Sleep

02.15: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and jump out of bed. I grab a pillow and hold it up against the headrest of my computer chair. Phew! I blocked the path of the shots before they were fired. I stand there and hold the pillow firmly against the headrest so it won't shoot Monica who's sleeping.

07.30: Fragments
*I'm lucid. I'm with a few other people and I show them my telekinetic powers. I grab a steel beam of some sorts and throw it over my head. My dad smiles at me. I grab the beam again and a small, black ball. I throw them around simultaneously in different directions. Multitasking!

*I'm talking to a doctor, and for some reason I'm speaking english. I try to tell him that I need someone to look me up. I tell him about my nightly adventures, how I have hallucinations almost every night and I haven't found out why yet. I say that I'm a Dream Guide and very educated when it comes to dreams and such, but I haven't met or read about anyone who also has them.

07.30: WBTB 10 minutes

9.30: Chased by monsters
I'm inside of a big skyscraper. A huge monster is attacking the building, and I open a wooden door and close it. It won't shut properly so I have to try three times before it shuts. I can feel the world change. I open the door and look out. I have teleported to a nearby place on the ground. I can see the enormous monster destroying the building from outside. The building itself is huge, as tall as a skyscraper but just as long. The monster looks something like this.



On a walkie-talkie I can hear my coworker yell as I watch the monster jerk and jump into the huge hole it has made. With insane speed it crashes through the building, spraying debris in all directions. The last thing I hear from my coworker is a scream. The monster pops out on the other side of the building and I decide to get its attention. I whistle as loud as I can. The monster twiches its head and looks me straight in the eye. I know how fast this thing is so I close the door quickly.

Three times to teleport. I open it slightly after the first time and can see the monster outside of the door already. Oh shit I won't make it! I close it and can feel the monster trying to prevent me. I open and close it a third time and teleport away. I lean against the wall and open the door again. I know the monster will have morphed into something less harmful. A small girl appears and looks into the small room I'm in. I grab her arm and drag her into the room and teleport away. I end up on a muddy field, on a sign it says: "Woodstock". I push the girl out the door and teleport away again.

The dream skips. I'm now watching different coworkers, how their days started. I want to find out who's responsible for the monster incident. One guy seems to be harmless, but another one has a strange feel to him. They're Asian for some reason. I go into 1st person mode and I'm in some kind of slum area, near where the teleport ended up the first time. I can see the big building nearby. I immediately run down into the basement, there's something dangerous coming for me. Down at the sewers, a man is lying half-buried in the sand.

He looks very frail, and there's barely skin left on his bones. Two small boys are with him and they appear to be his grandsons. I look behind me at a green door, knowing something bad will come for us any second. "We have to go!" I tell them. I look behind me again and all of a sudden some watery liquid starts seeping through the cracks of the door. The boys picks up their grandpa and we start running. I get some liquid on my feet, it feels like oil.

We run through a maze for a while until we arrive at an arena of some sorts. Grandpa has been forgotten and me and the two kids jump over stacks of rubble and crates to go as high as possible. I see a path above the ground on some construction beams. For some reason we're not going to run anymore, but face whatever's coming. We start building traps with concrete steel on the only walkway there is.

A very big guy in black armor appears.



He starts walking on the pathway and we all release the concrete steel we've tightened. They smack him on his legs, doing absolutely nothing at all. He starts laughing at our futile attempts to stop him. I'm holding a couple of soft spears which has green feathers on them. I throw them at his face, aiming for his red glowing eyes. He starts laughing even more and reaches for me with a huge hand. All of a sudden he cries out in pain, a spear jutting out from his eye.

He goes down on one knee, clutching his face. I take the rest of the spears we've got nearby and hand half of them to the boy next to me. "Throw these in his remaining eye when he comes at us" I tell him. One or two must hit, we've got like twenty spears each. With a roar the man reaches for us and we throw as many spears as we can, I start stabbing him when he's close enough but nothing happens. He grabs me and holds me tight.

I wriggle loose and start clawing and punching him in the face. Again the man laughs at me. Once again he grabs me and holds me tight, I'm screwed this time. The third boy who had been completely forgotten had apparently been preparing some ultimate attack. I watch him as he loads up some crazy gun that emits some futuristic sound. I say his name and the man turns around and gets a full on blast in his face.

I'm dropped to the ground, but the big arm holding my ankle is still squeezing it hard. It hurts alot and I scream in pain. After a while the hand lets go and I breathe out. I try to move my wrist (for some reason my wrist got hurt) and it feels like I can't move it properly. When I turn it, it sounds mechanic, like I've got a prosthetic. "You can do surgery on your wrists now" one of the boys tell me. Like I'm giving an OK to do it finally after all this time.

09.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! What an epic and long dream. Too bad I didn't get lucid when I was in it, that evil guy would have been obliterated.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Well, the shelf threatened to fall down on me last night again. Monica wrote down what I said before I woke up for real.

22.30: Sleep

23.50: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and grab the shelf above my head. "Oh shit! Can't this thing be removed?" I hold on for dear life. I come to my senses after a while, and my arms are pretty strained.

05.10: Fragments
*I've got two weapons. An uzi and a p90. I shoot with both of them.

*I'm giving my friend Eric a ride. "Are you doing something later?" I ask him. He tells me no and then asks me if I've ever played with Aquanina. "She goes AFK all the time."

05.10: Scammers!
I'm in my apartment when someone knocks on my door. I don't feel like opening. All of a sudden I can hear keys turning the lock. What the hell? I walk towards the door and it opens. Two foreign women are trying to walk into my apartment. "What the fuck? Who are you? What do you want?" I ask them. They start making up excuses in poor Swedish. I know their intent though! They want to trick me.

"We got your laundry" one of them says and holds up a basket full of my clothes. I lecture them both, this is not how things work in Sweden. "I even owe you fifty crowns, remember?" I ask the girl with the basket. She looks at me surprisingly. I've got them. My mom shows up and I realise she must have been the one who opened the door for them. We start yelling at eachother for a while.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't recall a single fragment from last night. But was up and at it last night again, the damn shelf we've put up above our heads. I woke up and grabbed it, Monica wrote down what I said.

22.30 Sleep

23.40: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and grab the shelf above my head. "Oh shit!" I say. Monica who's at the computer reacts. "What?" "Fuck I was so fast!" I say. "Did the shelf almost fall down?" she asks me. "Yeah" I say and fall back asleep.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Second night in a row, and I expect to be at that damn shelf for a very long time before I'm confident it won't fall down on my head. I was afraid my snowboard would fall for atleast a year before I stopped having hallucinations about that damned thing. Oh well, might aswell remove it again haha!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't recall much except some fragment about monkeys before eight. Went back to bed for thirty minutes and had a few pretty cool lucids. Sadly though, some sexual frustration shone through and made me unable to think clearly on my goals. Did manage to summon a DC in a way!

11.30: Sleep

01.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up. There's someone drilling a hole in our ceiling from above! I can see the drill and long thin hole they've already made. I'm so shouting at them. I get up. "Monica" I say and intend to tell her this time I'm not dreaming it. I take my cellphone to get some light up on the ceiling. There's no hole or no drill. What? I check the pillows for the dust that was coming down. Nothing. Oh well.

08.00: Fragment
*Monkeys.

08.00: 10 minutes WBTB

08.36: Flowers MILD
I'm at my friend G's appartment. He's playing video games with his other two friends and it's my turn to play some real life one. Apparently you go down into the basement and whack these small rods hanging down from the ceiling. I need something to whack them with, and I spot a very cool aluminum weapon, with a sharp hook at the end, lying on the table. I grab it and head for the door. "Dude, that's mine, you can't have it" one of G's friends say. "Oh really? What am I supposed to use then?" I ask him. He points at a pile of iron bars. They are all deformed. Someone knocks on the door. "It's probably my neighbour whining about the music again" G says and turns it down.

I grab a hammer lying on the table. "You want me to do this then?" I ask his friend, threatening to smash his damn weapon to pieces. "No, come on stop it Matte." I let the hammer go, grab a metal bar and leave the appartment. I head down the stairs, at the bottom there's two people. A Spanish-looking dude smiles at me, I figure it's his neighbour. At the entrance of the basement, I meet up with Monica. There are three different corridors infront of us, with rods hanging from the ceiling. I start running down one of them, I get completely soaked by some pipe which is leaking. I whack them all and run into complete darkness.

A green field appears infront of my eyes and I stop. Monica's next to me. I realise I'm dreaming. "Wow" I say as I look around. We're standing on a small hill covered in green grass and different kinds of plants. There's clover all around us and not far away is the sea. I spot a big yacht. It appears to be a hot summer day and I decide to activate my senses fully this time. I get down on my knees and feel the grass. Touch all plants I can and smell them.

I grab a handful of them and stuff them into my mouth, it doesn't taste much but the texture is just right. I look at Monica, she looks happy. We start looking for different things to eat. Sadly there's not much fruit in Sweden, but I find a green ball-looking flower. Like a flower which hasn't bloomed yet. "Oh babe look at this!" Monica exclaims. She's holding a cloudberry. "It looks just a raspberry." I put the flower I found in my mouth.

I don't have time to taste it though before the dream fades. I lie completely still and think about the scene I just left, I imagine touching the plants.

08.36: And bees DEILD
I'm touching the plants around us. I'm back! I look at the sea once again, this time I see several boats, the yacht is very close to the shore. "Show us your titties!" I yell out. No one on the boat even cares. One boat goes up on the shore though and people are climbing out of it. Monica and I go closer. My primal insticts kick in, I feel like having sex. "Let's have a threesome" Monica tells me. Uhm, sure haha. I look for a woman our age. The people who came ashore looks like a family, a few daughters but all too young. "There's a woman" Monica says and points.

A completely naked woman appears. She's walking towards the family, and must have been sunbathing or something on the beach. We run down the hill towards her. When we reach her, she's in water up to her waist. She's tying her hair up in a knot and when she puts her arms down, I can see her perfect breasts. I know I'm dreaming so I don't really have to ask her for anything. I walk towards her. "No Matte, please don't" she says. Apparently she knows my name. I want to hold her but she keeps backing away, all the time with a teasing smile on her lips.

I know how to make her more willing. I put my hand on my forehead and drag it downwards, changing my face to whatever face she think is hottest. I can't feel any change myself, but it's an illusion, she sees exactly what she needs to see. "Oh damnit, my legs are tingling" she says and squirms.

08.36: Let's finish this! DEILD
I wake up in my bed. Tyrion Lannister from "Game of Thrones" is sitting on a chair next to me. That's weird. He tries to distract me with nonsense, but I decide to count my fingers instead. I count eight. I know I'm still in a dream. Apparently "Weeman" is coming aswell, but I don't care. I decide to finish what I've started. I get up and leave my appartment. I head down the stairs and exit into the light. It's so hot! Everything looks amazing and I activate all senses I can. I know the girl I was just about to have sex with lives nextdoor.

I walk the few meters while touching the bushes to my right. I grab a handful and stuff them in my mouth. Very rough texture. I head through the door into her building and spot a few McDonald wrappers, I try to see if I can smell anything in particular, but everything smells normal. I chew the plants while heading up a flight of stairs and stop at the first floor. "Terrybrook" it says on the door. I knock. An older woman comes down from the second floor and looks at me. I smile and chew my plants. I point at the handle of the door and imagine it being unlocked, and it is!

The door opens and there she is. She's wearing a bathrobe. She gives me a big smile and tells me to come in. She runs into another room and I walk in and close the door. I get an adrenaline rush from the excitement. Crap! Relax, you won't wake up yet. I take two steps.

And wake up.

09.36: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Supplements: None

New Powers: Face illusion

That's it! Kinda cool dreams, and I'm so glad those DEILD's worked like a charm! Advanced Task complete, woho! The illusion power was also a new power for me. Might come in handy some time.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Bad morning! R.I.P 5 of my entries. I not only lost a bunch of awesome dream entries, alot of text in the forums aswell! I better hope the people I was teaching something really read what I wrote and remember it. Anyways, had a very cool dream last night, and the most hilarious Nightly Adventure up to date.

22.00: Sleep

23.20: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and I'm pissed! I grab my pillow, bring up some spit from my throat and spit at it violently. I throw it away and do the same with the next one. Monica is sitting at the computer. "What are you doing?" she asks me. I throw all her pillows away aswell. "Fuck off!" I say angrily (not sure if it was meant for her or the pillows, but I think the pillows) and lie down to sleep without a pillow. Some of them didn't make it to the floor and I have to kick them off the bed with my feet. "Aren't you going to sleep with a pillow?" Monica asks me. "No..." I say and try to fall back asleep. After a few minutes I get up reluctantly and we both laugh.

09.00: Fever and a horny girl
I'm in my appartment, waiting for Monica to come home. I'm pacing and I know I'm running a fever. Shit gets very trippy from here. I walk around for a long time, shouting random things. Having hallucinations about strategies, work, life, theories about all kinds of shit and I feel threatened. I hear someone at my door, pounding on it. "Leave me alone!" I yell. Ok calm down, this is just the fever hallucinations. I enter the kitchen and look at the counter. There's paracetamol everywhere in different sizes. I grab three pills, one which is as thick as my middle finger.

I grab a glas of water and try to gulp them down at the balcony. It's almost impossible but I get it down after a few tries. I enter the living room again and I figure I'll do a hand RC. I count my fingers, eight. That can't be right. I re-count them, seven. Uhm, okay last time. I count eight again but I'm still not convinced I'm dreaming. I jump and the gravity is off.

The dream skips. I'm in a restaurant kitchen. People are working like crazy around me, scrubbing floors and fans and cooking food. There are two girls my age there. "I miss working in a kitchen" I tell them. They laugh. "No seriously, I mean it's hard work, but it was kinda fun if you got into the flow and knew what you were doing." We talk for a while and all of a sudden, we're all naked. One of the girls starts to hit on me.

She gives me a kiss on the lips and grinds herself on me, moaning. I'm getting hard. I push her away gently. "I've got a girlfriend sorry, so I won't do anything with you. No more kisses either" I tell her. She's super hot, but I manage to hold back my urges. "How come you don't have a boyfriend? You're very cute" I tell her. She smiles at me and laughs. "That's a secret" she says, and winks.

I figure she's just screwing around with different guys. I notice something red and it's coming from my leg. There are small scratches all over it and they're bleeding. It's like we've had sex, very rough sex at that. "It must be the painkillers I took, they're acting as blood thinners" I say.

The dream skips. I'm walking up some stairs with my friend Felix. I tell him about the kitchen. We're just about to enter the appartment Monica is in, and I feel very bad about what happened.

09.00: Fragment
*I'm with my friend Henrik and G. We're up on a roof and we have a very old moped with us. We all get on and start going down from the roof. A staircase going down is filled with water. I refuse to go under there. We jump down to another roof and I land hard. There are countless roofs under us and it seems as if we have to jump all the way down.

09.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Man I'm so pissed about the crash... Oh well, atleast it made me start backing up my entries.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Had some fragments last night, and also another Nightly Adventure!

23.00: Sleep

01.30: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and spot a parade of people walking towards my appartment. I can see them through a window in the wall, and if I don't clean stuff up, they will stumble and fall! I get up and start re-arranging the furniture. I push the table into the sofa, throw my laundry bag under it, remove a chair from the way and pick up some clothes. The way to the balcony is cleared. I wait for a second before going for a piss.

05.10: Fragments
*I'm in a car with Monica. We're going on a highway, next to it is a forest. I explain the different kinds of forests we see. "That's a jungle, that's a sub-tropical one, that's a pine tree forest."

*I'm playing an Unreal Tournament kind of game. I'm in a robot suit and I jump all over the place. We manage to capture the enemy base and by touching the turrets, I control them. I try to touch as many things as possible to get points.

*I'm in a dark house. My mom's friend lives here, and I know her husband is around somewhere. I enter a room with a TV on. He's sleeping on the couch with his daughter in his lap. I make some noise which wakes him up. He doesn't seem to be surprised to see me.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Lucky Monica she's a heavy sleeper, haha.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't dream much last night, but I did wake up twice and had some weird hallucinations.

22.30: Sleep

01.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and I'm sure someone just entered the appartment. I sit up and look towards the hallway for a while before I decide it's nothing.

02.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and watch as Monica makes my snowboard on the wall move around. She's using telekinesis. She puts it back into place and I'm afraid it's going to fall down again.

05.10: Fragment
*I'm with a bunch of people and there's a guy who's a real psycho. "Sociopath, psychopath!" we call him. He really is crazy.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Hopefully I'll get to the Ninja World tonight. Sleeping day.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!