Psychonautic

Today I was up for about 20 minutes helping my parents with shit before I went back to sleep. I was trying to direct my dreams while falling asleep but it was unsuccessful. I started dreaming about being in some weird house and having to escape a T-Rex. I had to run through all of these rooms and then outside to my truck, and from there make my getaway. I got away and ended up waking up sometime soon after. I went back to sleep pretty quickly and told myself I was going to enter my dream.

I did, VERY quickly. It was pretty much like, close my eyes, and several seconds later, bam I was back in dreamland. It happened so quick that I could remember my previous thoughts of knowing I was going back into a dream. I started to feel my grip on that realization start to slip, so I shouted, "No! I'm definitely dreaming!" Everything looked kind of wavy, I was in an urban community, but there were no people. My dream started to fade, and at one point went dark. I rubbed my hands together and it brought me back! I ran and leaped a superhuman distance up to a front door. I went inside to find some vagina, I started remembering that I need to look for the person I wanted to fuck. For some reason Thai was the only person that could come to my mind, so I started searching for her. In the process I blacked out a few times, and every time was able to stabilize my dream back out by rubbing my hands together.

I looked around the house and didn't find her, then there was a knock at the door. I went and answered it and it was Ashley (a not very attractive girl) lol. She said, in these exact words, "Hurry up and fuck me." Her tits were way bigger than usual, so I said fuck it, let's go. She sat down on the couch and I took off her pants. I blacked out right after seeing her vag, so I put my face down where I thought it should be in the darkness and I found it. I began licking it, and the touching sensation, similar to rubbing my hands together, brought me back. Unfortunately the dream kept fading even after coming back, I finally ended up sticking my fingers in, it felt like a real vagina. It brought me back, but then shit went retarded. She turned into some type of blow up doll thing, she was not a blowup doll, but rather something made from weird materials that had a hole that felt like a vagina inside. I was like god damnit what the fuck, so I said fuck it and stuck my dick in it in the hopes it would feel good. It didn't and in my disappointment I woke up.

Or so I thought. I woke up in the same house I was just in and was sitting on the couch with Chris and some other kid I had never seen before. I started telling the kid about lucid dreaming and the dream I just had. He was really interested and asking all kinds of questions about it. Then everything went black again. I realized I must have been dreaming just then, and then noticed I could feel my eyelids. You know how when you close your eyes you can feel that you have your eyes closed? It felt like that so I decided to open them. My eyes actually opened when I did that, and I was in bed, sort of pissed that I had just woken myself up.

I was in an RV and saw a tidal wave heading right for me. I quickly realized I was dreaming because tidal waves are a huge dream sign for me for some reason. I decided to get the hell out of there because dream or not being pummeled by a tidal wave sucks. I was then in a city somewhere in Mexico. I was walking and looking around and everything was getting fuzzy and starting to go out of focus. Then I noticed the street. I could feel its rough and rigid texture through my shoes. It felt so real that I began dragging my feet along the road and was astonished by the extent to which I could feel all these little bumps and ridges. When I looked back up the dream was one of the most vivid I've ever had, things looked very real. So stoked about my lucidity I began wandering the town.

I entered a house and remembered that people some times practiced things in their dreams. I had a test coming up, so I decided I'd try and study. I began searching for a textbook for about 10 seconds and then thought to myself, wait, study in my dream, this is stupid lol. So then I left the house back to the streets, and this is where things get really weird. I decide I want to have sex because I can't think of anything better to do at the time and there's already plenty of women walking around so I wouldn't have to do much work. I approach one, who happens to be the hot girl from sex in the city (talk about schema interaction, looking for sex while in the city = girl from sex in the city haha) and tell her we're going to have sex and I start to think of where we're going to do this. I then see this chair that looks sort of like a chair at the dentist crossed with a massage table and I walk her backwards onto it. I climb on top of her chair and she turns into an open magazine with a picture of her in it. WTF?! I shout. I go get another girl and she turns into a magazine before we even get to the chair. Finally I find some woman who is going to perform oral sex for me, as we are walking she begins to rapidly age until she looks like some broken down old crack whore, and that's when I just give up and wake up shortly after.

It started out with me in my Effective Thinking class, the teacher asked who the only ones that needed to present still were. My partner got up and went in front of the class so I followed him. I looked down at my note cards and I was think "fuck, I don't want to give a presentation right now, this fucking sucks, but I have to for my grade.... wait a second, didn't I already give this presentation?" I tell the teacher, "we already presented, I distinctly remember doing it, and the grade we got on it, why are we going again?" She told me we hadn't presented yet, and thats when it hit me pretty hard, I said out loud "OHHHHHHHHHHH this is a dream!" I laughed about it and then said, "Well fuck this class, I'm gonna go explore."

Now again I have the option of what should I do? I decide I want my fucking gladiator battle already! So I decide I'm going to try searching for a gladiator arena. I walk out of the classroom into a hallway and began walking around thinking in my mind "I have to find the gladiator arena" trying to get myself to believe as much as possible that I'll find one. I walk outside the building and I don't see one anywhere, so I enter the building across from me with the hopes that when I exit it again on the other side, I might find the arena I'm looking for. While walking through the hallway I get a little bored and decide to fight someone while I continue on my search. I punch this random asian guy and he just run away. Then I see Brandon Street. I walk up to him and push him and say, "Let's fight!" I start throwing punches at him, but my blows land extremely soft. I do barely any damage and am a little confused by it. His blows are also coming at me in a sort of slow motion, and I easily dodge them, he doesn't even follow all the way through with his punches. So I put all my weight on my back foot and try to throw it all forward for the most powerful punch I can deliver. It still lands soft and not much happens, he throws one a bit faster this time and it makes me flinch, causing me to close my eyes. Fuck! I open them and everything is really hazy and within a second my dream fades and I wake up.